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Revision as of 15:31, 26 October 2016

Drake Bell/Parker is a Nickelodeon star and a character from the Nickelodeon show Drake and Josh, he has a step-brother named Josh Peck.

Likes

  • Girls
  • Dating random girls just for the hell of it and then later dumping them
  • His guitar
  • Playing his guitar
  • Having sex with his guitar
  • Ping-pong
  • Snowcons (NO, DRAKE, THEY'RE CALLED "SNOWCONES", YOU RETARD!!)
  • Sugar, sweets, candy, junk food, and anything that will give you DIABEETUS
  • Pizza
  • Bikinis

Dislikes/Hates

  • MEGAN!!!!!!!!1!1!!!11!!1!1!!!ONE!!!1!!!
  • Being pranked by MEGAN
  • Having MEGAN treat him like horseshit
  • MEGAN
  • MEGAN
  • MEGAN
  • Josh's stupid, gay magic tricks
  • MEGAN
  • MEGAN
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  • MEGAN
  • MEGAN
  • MEGAN
  • Ms. Hayfer
  • Oh, did we mention............................................................................MMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN??????????????????????????????????????

Trivia

  • Has a burning passion for females and dumping his girlfriends immediately after he gets them
  • Ms. Hayfer hates him
  • Hates MEGAN
  • Can not pronounce the word "cone" correctly
  • There's a New Jersey, they just opened it recently
  • Owns a guitar and is boss at playing it
  • Played Timmy Turner in the 2011 Fairly OddParents live-action movie
  • Never thought it would be so simple, but he found a way
  • His last name is Parker
  • His last name is Bell
  • He is in NO WAY related to other Drake

Quotes

  • "I never thought it would be so simple, but I found a way, I found a waaaaaayyyyyy!"
  • "There's a New Jersey?
  • "She beat me bad."
  • "I'm really glad someone invented pizza..."
  • "Oh, and also bikinis, bikinis are cool!"
  • "DON'T TOUCH ME THERE!"
  • "MEGAN!"
  • "Megan!"
  • "BRING ME A SNOWCON!"
  • "Haha, number two stinks."
  • "Greetings, worthy opponent, are you ready to ping the pong?"
  • "You have smashed the window of transparency!"
  • "Are you calling me a liar?"
  • "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" (Drake's reaction to Josh being his new step-brother)