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Difference between revisions of "Fluttershy"
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| − | [[Image:Fluttershy 2.png|thumb|200 px|This is what happens when you DON'T | + | [[Image:Fluttershy 2.png|thumb|200 px|This is what happens when you DON'T FUCKING LOVE HER ASSHOLE]] |
*"I... I don't wanna talk about it..." | *"I... I don't wanna talk about it..." | ||
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*"YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE ME!" | *"YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE ME!" | ||
*"I've got a hot pink flamingo, just dying to meet you." | *"I've got a hot pink flamingo, just dying to meet you." | ||
| − | *"I'm so frustrated I could | + | *"I'm so frustrated I could jizz [[cum|cream]] |
*"[[Willy Wonka|You make me lose; I blow my fuse!]]" | *"[[Willy Wonka|You make me lose; I blow my fuse!]]" | ||
*"I can't believe that the two most frivolous ponies in Ponyville are trying to tell new Fluttershy how to live her life, when they are throwing their own lives away on pointless pursuits that nopony else gives a flying feather about!" | *"I can't believe that the two most frivolous ponies in Ponyville are trying to tell new Fluttershy how to live her life, when they are throwing their own lives away on pointless pursuits that nopony else gives a flying feather about!" | ||
Revision as of 00:23, 15 May 2013
This article is filed under Characters.Description
A shy horse with an animal fetish and a love for singing, she lives in a shack outside of town where she can be found hoarding animals and touching them in all the wrong places. She used to live in the sky, but some assholes pushed her off the edge during a race with Rainbow Dash. She was caught by a swarm of butterflies, and has since been fascinated with animals and who they are and what they do and where they live and where they belong and what they sound like when they're strung up from a wall and what they feel like when their bodies are rubbed against her special places.
She's also controlled by her pet pimp Angel and is very likely Bi-polar.
Likes
- Animals
- Zoophilia
- Singing
- Brains
- Love
- Running (Away)
- Angel
- BABY Dragons
- Assertiveness
Dislikes
- DRAGONS
- Physical activity
- NOT being loved
- Cockatrices
- Princess Luna
- Talking
- Being pranked
- Free animals
- Ponies going in her shed
Quotes
- "I... I don't wanna talk about it..."
- "Yay..."
- "Did you see that? I was so assertive!"
- "Oh no! I wouldn't. I *couldn't*. I-I don't really have any control when it happens. It just *happens*."
- "I'd like to be a tree..."
- "I'll catch you yet, my pretties. Oh yes. As soon as one of you little birds or monkeys or bears touches this net... you'll be MINE! MINE!"
- "YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE ME!"
- "I've got a hot pink flamingo, just dying to meet you."
- "I'm so frustrated I could jizz cream
- "You make me lose; I blow my fuse!"
- "I can't believe that the two most frivolous ponies in Ponyville are trying to tell new Fluttershy how to live her life, when they are throwing their own lives away on pointless pursuits that nopony else gives a flying feather about!"
- "Stay outta my shed!"
Trivia
- She represents the Element of Kindness (and Pussiness)
- She enjoys eating BRAAAAIIIINNNNSSS
- Has an alternate version named Fluttershibby who is played by Larry Green
- She is most likely played by Bill Cosby in the secret .mov tapes
- She's ready and willing to have sex with animals
- Not loving her is the leading cause of death for animals on the outskirts of Ponyville and the Everfree Forest
- She is a year older than Pinkie Pie
- She wants to be a TREE
- She won Prom Queen at Senior Prom
- She wants you to stay out of her shed, ok?
- She's been put in a mental ward on the allegations of murdering Rainbow Dash and countless other animals with a chainsaw
