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A fighting game series by Namco revolving around the "King of the Iron Fist" tournament. Also remains one of the most popular fighters around, unless you're the victim of a button-mashing opponent, or Tomonobu Itagaki. Some characters from ''Tekken'' appeared in the crossover RPG, ''Namco X [[Capcom]]''. Yoshimitsu and Heihachi also appear as fighters in certain ''Soulcalibur'' games. In recent years, it has been prone to a few remakes with new characters and tweaked gameplay, much like one [[Street Fighter (game)|other popular fighting game]].
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A fighting game series by Namco revolving around the "King of the Iron Fist" tournament. Also remains one of the most popular fighters around, unless you're the victim of a button-mashing opponent, or Tomonobu Itagaki. Some characters from ''Tekken'' appeared in the crossover RPG, ''Namco X [[Capcom]]''. Yoshimitsu and Heihachi also appear as fighters in certain ''Soulcalibur'' games. In recent years, it has been prone to a few remakes with new characters and tweaked gameplay, much like one [[Street Fighter (game)|other popular fighting game]]. There's also a CGI movie called "Tekken: Blood Vengeance".
  
 
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*[[Heihachi Mishima]] - The villain of the series and Kazuya's father. He also wears diapers despite (or perhaps because) of his being an old man. Present in all ''Tekken'' games.
 
*[[Heihachi Mishima]] - The villain of the series and Kazuya's father. He also wears diapers despite (or perhaps because) of his being an old man. Present in all ''Tekken'' games.
*Kazuya Mishima - Heihachi's son, and one of the main characters. Has a sinister laugh, and is seriously an evil prick.
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*Kazuya Mishima - Heihachi's son, and one of the main characters. Has a sinister laugh, and is seriously an evil prick. Like, the moment he ended up in ''Super Smash Bros Ultimate'' the first thing he did was drop Kirby off of a cliff! And then have a level 9 AI that beat pro tourney players!
 
*Jin Kazama - Kazuya's son and the main character starting with ''Tekken 3''. He has a badass hoodie.
 
*Jin Kazama - Kazuya's son and the main character starting with ''Tekken 3''. He has a badass hoodie.
 
*[[Marshall Law]] - [[Bruce Lee]] knock-off and the fighting chef.
 
*[[Marshall Law]] - [[Bruce Lee]] knock-off and the fighting chef.
*[[Tree|Forrest]] Law - Marshall Law's son. Appeared in ''Tekken 3'' and then vanished off the face of the Earth.
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*[[Tree|Forrest]] Law - Marshall Law's son. Appeared in ''Tekken 3'' and then vanished off the face of the Earth until ''Tag 2''. Then he vanished again.
 
*Yoshimitsu - A ninja with a cool sword and a robotic arm. He has appeared in all titles of the series, and somehow ended up crossing over to the ''Soulcalibur'' games.
 
*Yoshimitsu - A ninja with a cool sword and a robotic arm. He has appeared in all titles of the series, and somehow ended up crossing over to the ''Soulcalibur'' games.
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*Kunimitsu - Yoshimitsu's apparent arch nemesis who kinda just vanishes in story after Tekken 2. At least her successor pops up in 7.
 
*Paul Phoenix - Hotheaded biker who has appeared in all ''Tekkens'' to date.
 
*Paul Phoenix - Hotheaded biker who has appeared in all ''Tekkens'' to date.
 
*Lei Wulong - [[Jackie Chan]] knock-off. Also a cop.
 
*Lei Wulong - [[Jackie Chan]] knock-off. Also a cop.
*Kuma - Heihachi's pet bear.
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*Kuma - Heihachi's pet bear. the firts one from ''1'' and ''2'' died sadly.
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*Panda - Heihachi thought it'd be hilarious if he trained a panda in karate and hired it as Xiaoyu's bodyguard.
 
*Jun Kazama - Jin's mother who went missing after ''Tekken 2''.
 
*Jun Kazama - Jin's mother who went missing after ''Tekken 2''.
 
*King - Wrestler who wears a jaguar mask. There have actually been two Kings in the series. A "King" has been in every game.
 
*King - Wrestler who wears a jaguar mask. There have actually been two Kings in the series. A "King" has been in every game.
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*[[Jack Spicer|Jack]] - A whole line of robots that have popped up in every game. One of them blew up right in Heihachi's face and only smudged his nose, even!
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*Prototype Jack - Someone thought wheeling out the hat-wearing prototype was a good idea.
 
*[[Asuka Kazama]] - Jin's cousin. Despite this, Jin has accidentally used her breasts as a cushion on one occasion.
 
*[[Asuka Kazama]] - Jin's cousin. Despite this, Jin has accidentally used her breasts as a cushion on one occasion.
 
*Nina Williams - Recognized in the Guinness Book of World Records as "hottest video game character". She's also been in every ''Tekken''.
 
*Nina Williams - Recognized in the Guinness Book of World Records as "hottest video game character". She's also been in every ''Tekken''.
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*Miguel Caballero Rojo - A Spanish man with an accent so thick, his dialogue is subtitled even though he speaks English.
 
*Miguel Caballero Rojo - A Spanish man with an accent so thick, his dialogue is subtitled even though he speaks English.
 
*Bob - A morbidly obese man. His being American is a complete coincidence, really.
 
*Bob - A morbidly obese man. His being American is a complete coincidence, really.
*Lili - The 16-year-old [[bitch]] with tons of money. She's also huge for a girl.
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*Lili - The 16-year-old [[bitch]] with tons of money. She's also huge for a girl. Popular for someone who debuted in a PSP game.
 
*Lars Alexandersson - Heihachi's illegitimate child who thinks he's a superhero and looks like a [[Naruto]] character. It got to the point where he [http://www.fightersgeneration.com/np5/naruto-tekken.jpg actually became a Naruto character].
 
*Lars Alexandersson - Heihachi's illegitimate child who thinks he's a superhero and looks like a [[Naruto]] character. It got to the point where he [http://www.fightersgeneration.com/np5/naruto-tekken.jpg actually became a Naruto character].
 
*Ling Xiaoyu - A Chinese schoolgirl with a pet panda. She and Bob are perfect examples showing that Namco makes sure to carefully avoid stereotypes.
 
*Ling Xiaoyu - A Chinese schoolgirl with a pet panda. She and Bob are perfect examples showing that Namco makes sure to carefully avoid stereotypes.
[[Image:1sfvstekkenlogo.jpg|thumb|right|You can crap your pants with sheer excitement now.]]
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[[Image:1sfvstekkenlogo.jpg|thumb|right|And to think, it showed such promise...]]
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{{VidCaption|dkyyvksqPW8|[[Snoop Dogg|Snoop Dogg/Lion]] sure does love his Tekken.}}
 
*Raven - [[African]] ninja with cool shades.
 
*Raven - [[African]] ninja with cool shades.
 
*Roger - The world's only boxing kangaroo.
 
*Roger - The world's only boxing kangaroo.
 
*Alex - A boxing dinosaur.
 
*Alex - A boxing dinosaur.
 
*Roger Jr. - Roger's son. Fights in his father's name.
 
*Roger Jr. - Roger's son. Fights in his father's name.
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*[[Shrek|Ogre]] - Someone made Shrek mad and now we're all paying the price.
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*True Ogre - Having a snake for an arm must make life really hard.
 
*Alisa Bosconovitch - An android girl with pink hair.
 
*Alisa Bosconovitch - An android girl with pink hair.
*Michelle Chang - Native American woman who vanished off the face of the earth after Tekken 2.
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*Michelle Chang - Native American woman who vanished off the face of the earth after Tekken 2. She wants revenge because Heihachi, get this, killed her dad! Then she retired after ''2.'' I mean she showed up in ''Tag 2'' but still.
*Julia Chang - Michelle's daughter. Ganryu has a huge crush on her.
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*Julia Chang - Michelle's daughter. She just can't pick a job and stick with it. She's a luchadore one second then a Twitch streamer the next. Tune in to ''Tekken 8'' when she becomes an insurance loss adjuster! Also Ganryu has a huge crush on her.
 
*Leo - A completely androgynous German person who sounds like [[Ash Ketchum]].
 
*Leo - A completely androgynous German person who sounds like [[Ash Ketchum]].
 
*Bruce Irvin - He's your worst nightmare.
 
*Bruce Irvin - He's your worst nightmare.
 
*Baek Doo San - Tae Kwon Do practitioner who's rivals with Marshall Law.
 
*Baek Doo San - Tae Kwon Do practitioner who's rivals with Marshall Law.
 
*Hwoarang - A student of Baek's and Jin's main rival.
 
*Hwoarang - A student of Baek's and Jin's main rival.
*Zafina - Some Middle Eastern woman who thinks she's a spider.
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*Zafina - Some Middle Eastern woman who thinks she's a spider. By 7 she's gone and stolen Velvet Crowe's arm gimmick, ensuring that poor girl'll never get into a Namco fighter ever.
 
*[[Zero|Lee Chaolan]] - Heihachi's adopted son. Has stunning good looks even as a 40-year-old.
 
*[[Zero|Lee Chaolan]] - Heihachi's adopted son. Has stunning good looks even as a 40-year-old.
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*Violet - Totally not Lee Chaolan ga- ah who are we kidding its totally Lee Chaolan.
 
*Bryan Fury - A dead guy who was revived as a cyborg.
 
*Bryan Fury - A dead guy who was revived as a cyborg.
 
*Craig Marduk - 7-foot-tall wrestler who killed the original Armour King.
 
*Craig Marduk - 7-foot-tall wrestler who killed the original Armour King.
 
*Feng Wei - Asuka's rival; he severely injured her father.
 
*Feng Wei - Asuka's rival; he severely injured her father.
 
*Wang Jinrei - A 100-year-old Chinese guy who seriously needs to die.
 
*Wang Jinrei - A 100-year-old Chinese guy who seriously needs to die.
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*Jaycee - She's totally not Julia gaiz.
 
*Devil - Kazuya's evil side.
 
*Devil - Kazuya's evil side.
*Angel - Kazuya's good side.
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*Angel - Kazuya's good side. Defunct after ''2'' because Kazuya fuckin' LOVES being evil.
 
*Devil Jin - Jin's evil side. He is a bizarre goat/bird hybrid that wants you to fear the wrath of [[God]].
 
*Devil Jin - Jin's evil side. He is a bizarre goat/bird hybrid that wants you to fear the wrath of [[God]].
*Gon - Some dinosaur that popped up in ''Tekken 3'' and never appeared again.
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*Gon - Some dinosaur that popped up in ''Tekken 3'' and never appeared again. But since he's from a prolific manga, this little shit's the reason Tekken 3 never got a rerelease. Thanks you little bastard.
*Dr. Bosconovitch - A Russian doctor guy who created Alisa. He and Gon were secret characters appearing only in the home version of ''Tekken 3''.
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*Dr. Bosconovitch - A Russian doctor guy who created Alisa. He and Gon were secret characters appearing only in the home version of ''Tekken 3'', although Dr. B came back for ''Tag Tournament 2''.
 
*Jinpachi Mishima - Heihachi's father, and the final boss of ''Tekken 5''.
 
*Jinpachi Mishima - Heihachi's father, and the final boss of ''Tekken 5''.
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*[[Snoop Dogg]] - Yes, seriously. He appears in ''Tekken Tag Tournament 2'' as part of his own stage. He watches the fight while spittin' some mad rhymez about how much he loves Tekken.
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*Eliza - Narcoleptic vampire chick who showed up in a free to play spinoff and was popular enough to appear in Tekken 7. Sure thing Namco okay.
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*[[Street Fighter|Akuma]] - Apparently he owes <s>Namco</s>Kazumi a favour.
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*Kazumi Mishima - Heihachi's wife and thus, Kazuya's mom. Who looks absolutely amazing for...however old she is. Yes even in Devil mode. Don't be a wimp.
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*Josie Rizal - A Filipino girl who cries a lot. Okay then.
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*Lucky Chloe - Her very existence set America's DEFCON to 1!
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*Master Raven - Raven but a chick. We can dig it.
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*Gigas - What if Jack was somehow even sillier?
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*Shaheen - If Capcom can have Rashid, Namco can have their own Middle East rep too.
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*Claudio - You got your Maxi from Soul Calibur in my Tekken...which is acceptable given Yoshimitsu.
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*Katarina - Hands up if you actually remember this lady! Now put them back down you lying liar.
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*[[SNK|Geese Howard]] - He just showed up one day to pick on Heihachi.
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*[[Final Fantasy|Noctis Lucis Caelum]] - Yes really.
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*Negan - Yes, the ''Walking Dead'' guy. Yes, the words "yes really" don't even fucking feel like words anymore because Tekken'll let anyone in.
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*Leroy Smith - You're never going to be as epic as this guy, a full on preacher with a bulldog who declares you foolish while pounding your head in.
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*Fahkumram - Makes Sagat look positively inadequate. Think Bruce Irvin but with the proportions of The Big Show.
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*Lidia - The Polish Prime Minister who knows karate. Also she's a total dork and we mean that in the nicest way possible.
  
 
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==Further Information==
 
==Further Information==
In the near future (2012), Tekken will fight against Street Fighter, and it will be awesome!
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*In the year 2012, Tekken fought against Street Fighter, and it <s>will be awesome</s> didn't live up to its hype.
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**To make up for that, [[Namco]] worked with [[Nintendo]] to help create a new [[Super Smash Bros. Brawl|Super Smash Bros.]] game. And another. And another. <s>Now let's see if Namco's going to sneak in a Tekken character here...</s>And what do you know, suddenly Kazuya's in ''Smash Ultimate''!
  
 
===Trivia===
 
===Trivia===
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===Main Source for Poopers===
 
===Main Source for Poopers===
  
'''Websites'''
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===Websites===
 
 
 
*[http://www.youtube.com YouTube]
 
*[http://www.youtube.com YouTube]
 
 
[[Category:Sources - Video Games]]
 
[[Category:Sources - Video Games]]
 
[[Category:Sources - Produced in 1994]]
 
[[Category:Sources - Produced in 1994]]
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[[Category:Sources - Made in Japan]]

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Tekken in real life.

Description[edit]

A fighting game series by Namco revolving around the "King of the Iron Fist" tournament. Also remains one of the most popular fighters around, unless you're the victim of a button-mashing opponent, or Tomonobu Itagaki. Some characters from Tekken appeared in the crossover RPG, Namco X Capcom. Yoshimitsu and Heihachi also appear as fighters in certain Soulcalibur games. In recent years, it has been prone to a few remakes with new characters and tweaked gameplay, much like one other popular fighting game. There's also a CGI movie called "Tekken: Blood Vengeance".

Media Information[edit]

Video game series

Made by[edit]

Namco

Country of Origin[edit]

Japan

Dates[edit]

1994-present

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Characters[edit]

With emphasis given to those seen in Youtube Poops

  • Heihachi Mishima - The villain of the series and Kazuya's father. He also wears diapers despite (or perhaps because) of his being an old man. Present in all Tekken games.
  • Kazuya Mishima - Heihachi's son, and one of the main characters. Has a sinister laugh, and is seriously an evil prick. Like, the moment he ended up in Super Smash Bros Ultimate the first thing he did was drop Kirby off of a cliff! And then have a level 9 AI that beat pro tourney players!
  • Jin Kazama - Kazuya's son and the main character starting with Tekken 3. He has a badass hoodie.
  • Marshall Law - Bruce Lee knock-off and the fighting chef.
  • Forrest Law - Marshall Law's son. Appeared in Tekken 3 and then vanished off the face of the Earth until Tag 2. Then he vanished again.
  • Yoshimitsu - A ninja with a cool sword and a robotic arm. He has appeared in all titles of the series, and somehow ended up crossing over to the Soulcalibur games.
  • Kunimitsu - Yoshimitsu's apparent arch nemesis who kinda just vanishes in story after Tekken 2. At least her successor pops up in 7.
  • Paul Phoenix - Hotheaded biker who has appeared in all Tekkens to date.
  • Lei Wulong - Jackie Chan knock-off. Also a cop.
  • Kuma - Heihachi's pet bear. the firts one from 1 and 2 died sadly.
  • Panda - Heihachi thought it'd be hilarious if he trained a panda in karate and hired it as Xiaoyu's bodyguard.
  • Jun Kazama - Jin's mother who went missing after Tekken 2.
  • King - Wrestler who wears a jaguar mask. There have actually been two Kings in the series. A "King" has been in every game.
  • Jack - A whole line of robots that have popped up in every game. One of them blew up right in Heihachi's face and only smudged his nose, even!
  • Prototype Jack - Someone thought wheeling out the hat-wearing prototype was a good idea.
  • Asuka Kazama - Jin's cousin. Despite this, Jin has accidentally used her breasts as a cushion on one occasion.
  • Nina Williams - Recognized in the Guinness Book of World Records as "hottest video game character". She's also been in every Tekken.
  • Anna Williams - Nina's sister, who is still traumatized by Nina taking pictures while she comes out of the shower.
  • Armour King - King's rival. There have been two Armour Kings, the first was killed by Craig Marduk.
  • Steve Fox - Polite British boxer. Also Nina's son, somehow.
  • Eddy Gordo - Brazilian Capoeira fighter. May or may not be Tiger Jackson. The button-masher's wet dream.
  • Christie Monteiro - The granddaughter of Eddy's master. She has also caused straight women to go lesbian.
  • Ganryu - He's the worst sumo wrestler ever. Yet when he retired, he decided to open up his own sumo school. Also, he likes masturbating in public.
  • Sergei Dragunov - ...
  • Miguel Caballero Rojo - A Spanish man with an accent so thick, his dialogue is subtitled even though he speaks English.
  • Bob - A morbidly obese man. His being American is a complete coincidence, really.
  • Lili - The 16-year-old bitch with tons of money. She's also huge for a girl. Popular for someone who debuted in a PSP game.
  • Lars Alexandersson - Heihachi's illegitimate child who thinks he's a superhero and looks like a Naruto character. It got to the point where he actually became a Naruto character.
  • Ling Xiaoyu - A Chinese schoolgirl with a pet panda. She and Bob are perfect examples showing that Namco makes sure to carefully avoid stereotypes.
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And to think, it showed such promise...
{{#ev:youtube|dkyyvksqPW8|320}}Snoop Dogg/Lion sure does love his Tekken.
  • Raven - African ninja with cool shades.
  • Roger - The world's only boxing kangaroo.
  • Alex - A boxing dinosaur.
  • Roger Jr. - Roger's son. Fights in his father's name.
  • Ogre - Someone made Shrek mad and now we're all paying the price.
  • True Ogre - Having a snake for an arm must make life really hard.
  • Alisa Bosconovitch - An android girl with pink hair.
  • Michelle Chang - Native American woman who vanished off the face of the earth after Tekken 2. She wants revenge because Heihachi, get this, killed her dad! Then she retired after 2. I mean she showed up in Tag 2 but still.
  • Julia Chang - Michelle's daughter. She just can't pick a job and stick with it. She's a luchadore one second then a Twitch streamer the next. Tune in to Tekken 8 when she becomes an insurance loss adjuster! Also Ganryu has a huge crush on her.
  • Leo - A completely androgynous German person who sounds like Ash Ketchum.
  • Bruce Irvin - He's your worst nightmare.
  • Baek Doo San - Tae Kwon Do practitioner who's rivals with Marshall Law.
  • Hwoarang - A student of Baek's and Jin's main rival.
  • Zafina - Some Middle Eastern woman who thinks she's a spider. By 7 she's gone and stolen Velvet Crowe's arm gimmick, ensuring that poor girl'll never get into a Namco fighter ever.
  • Lee Chaolan - Heihachi's adopted son. Has stunning good looks even as a 40-year-old.
  • Violet - Totally not Lee Chaolan ga- ah who are we kidding its totally Lee Chaolan.
  • Bryan Fury - A dead guy who was revived as a cyborg.
  • Craig Marduk - 7-foot-tall wrestler who killed the original Armour King.
  • Feng Wei - Asuka's rival; he severely injured her father.
  • Wang Jinrei - A 100-year-old Chinese guy who seriously needs to die.
  • Jaycee - She's totally not Julia gaiz.
  • Devil - Kazuya's evil side.
  • Angel - Kazuya's good side. Defunct after 2 because Kazuya fuckin' LOVES being evil.
  • Devil Jin - Jin's evil side. He is a bizarre goat/bird hybrid that wants you to fear the wrath of God.
  • Gon - Some dinosaur that popped up in Tekken 3 and never appeared again. But since he's from a prolific manga, this little shit's the reason Tekken 3 never got a rerelease. Thanks you little bastard.
  • Dr. Bosconovitch - A Russian doctor guy who created Alisa. He and Gon were secret characters appearing only in the home version of Tekken 3, although Dr. B came back for Tag Tournament 2.
  • Jinpachi Mishima - Heihachi's father, and the final boss of Tekken 5.
  • Snoop Dogg - Yes, seriously. He appears in Tekken Tag Tournament 2 as part of his own stage. He watches the fight while spittin' some mad rhymez about how much he loves Tekken.
  • Eliza - Narcoleptic vampire chick who showed up in a free to play spinoff and was popular enough to appear in Tekken 7. Sure thing Namco okay.
  • Akuma - Apparently he owes NamcoKazumi a favour.
  • Kazumi Mishima - Heihachi's wife and thus, Kazuya's mom. Who looks absolutely amazing for...however old she is. Yes even in Devil mode. Don't be a wimp.
  • Josie Rizal - A Filipino girl who cries a lot. Okay then.
  • Lucky Chloe - Her very existence set America's DEFCON to 1!
  • Master Raven - Raven but a chick. We can dig it.
  • Gigas - What if Jack was somehow even sillier?
  • Shaheen - If Capcom can have Rashid, Namco can have their own Middle East rep too.
  • Claudio - You got your Maxi from Soul Calibur in my Tekken...which is acceptable given Yoshimitsu.
  • Katarina - Hands up if you actually remember this lady! Now put them back down you lying liar.
  • Geese Howard - He just showed up one day to pick on Heihachi.
  • Noctis Lucis Caelum - Yes really.
  • Negan - Yes, the Walking Dead guy. Yes, the words "yes really" don't even fucking feel like words anymore because Tekken'll let anyone in.
  • Leroy Smith - You're never going to be as epic as this guy, a full on preacher with a bulldog who declares you foolish while pounding your head in.
  • Fahkumram - Makes Sagat look positively inadequate. Think Bruce Irvin but with the proportions of The Big Show.
  • Lidia - The Polish Prime Minister who knows karate. Also she's a total dork and we mean that in the nicest way possible.

Usage[edit]

First Used in a Poop by[edit]

Often Used by[edit]

Sometimes Used by[edit]

Disliked by[edit]

  • Tomonobu Itagaki (Creator of Dead or Alive and producer for Ninja Gaiden: Dragon Sword claims that "Tekken sucks".)

Further Information[edit]

  • In the year 2012, Tekken fought against Street Fighter, and it will be awesome didn't live up to its hype.
    • To make up for that, Namco worked with Nintendo to help create a new Super Smash Bros. game. And another. And another. Now let's see if Namco's going to sneak in a Tekken character here...And what do you know, suddenly Kazuya's in Smash Ultimate!

Trivia[edit]

  • It sounds like "chicken"!

Main Source for Poopers[edit]

Websites[edit]