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− | {{CharBox | + | {{Character}}{{CharBox |
|name=Real Mario | |name=Real Mario | ||
|image=Realmario.jpg | |image=Realmario.jpg | ||
− | |shows=Super Mario Brothers Super Show | + | |shows=The Super Mario Brothers Super Show |
|sex=Male | |sex=Male | ||
− | |age= | + | |age=76 ([[No]] Joke!) |
|occupation=Plumber | |occupation=Plumber | ||
− | |cast= | + | |cast=Captain Lou Albano |
− | + | }} | |
[[Image:Surfing.jpg]] | [[Image:Surfing.jpg]] | ||
− | Real Mario WAS Real Mario. He is also at home for both [[Real Luigi]] and [[Jesus Christ|heaven.]] | + | Real Mario WAS Real Mario. He is also at home for both [[Real Luigi]] and [[Jesus Christ|heaven.]] He is known throughout the universe for yelling at [[you]] to dance. |
{{VidCaption|65uNCLBTje0|DO IT, YOU FABRIC.}} | {{VidCaption|65uNCLBTje0|DO IT, YOU FABRIC.}} | ||
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*Do the Mario! | *Do the Mario! | ||
*Swing your arms from side to side! | *Swing your arms from side to side! | ||
− | * | + | *Come on, it's time to go! Do the Mario! |
*Take one step, and then again! | *Take one step, and then again! | ||
*Let's do the Mario, all together now! | *Let's do the Mario, all together now! | ||
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*Swing de arm out and out! | *Swing de arm out and out! | ||
*[[Sex]]? Oh, yes! | *[[Sex]]? Oh, yes! | ||
+ | *These are my kind of dance steps! | ||
*Enter Super Mario! | *Enter Super Mario! | ||
*I [[shit]] for... Mortal Kombat! | *I [[shit]] for... Mortal Kombat! | ||
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*Suck it!! | *Suck it!! | ||
*Dat is the Mario! | *Dat is the Mario! | ||
+ | *Sackboy get intact, Super Mario! | ||
*I split for... Oh, no! [[Gay]] men! | *I split for... Oh, no! [[Gay]] men! | ||
*Just for gays! | *Just for gays! | ||
+ | *This is gay | ||
+ | *We're really fast and really cheap cause we're the Mario Brothers! | ||
*[[Luigi I'm Home]]! | *[[Luigi I'm Home]]! | ||
− | *(To [[Luigi Mario|Luigi]] after telling that he has [[spaghetti]] on his overalls.) Ahh, [[ | + | *Holy Canoli, kids! I'm Mario, and I'm tellin' ya, if you're not watching the Super Mario Brothers Super show, you're gonna turn into a Goomba! |
− | *(To [[Real Luigi|Luigi]] after telling that he has [[spaghetti]] on his overalls.) Ahh, thank you Luigi! | + | *Tune in to the wildest weekday fun in the Universe! |
+ | *We're gonna kick some koopa! | ||
+ | *Woo! | ||
+ | *(To [[Luigi Mario|Luigi]] after telling that he has [[spaghetti]] on his overalls.) Ahh, [[fuck]] [[you]] Luigi! | ||
+ | *(To [[Real Luigi|Luigi]] after telling that he has [[spaghetti]] on his overalls.) Ahh, thank you, Luigi! | ||
+ | *We gotta lay out some leafy [[Magic Drugs|weed!]] | ||
*IT'S [[Elvis Presley|ELVIS]]!!! | *IT'S [[Elvis Presley|ELVIS]]!!! | ||
+ | *THE INQUIRER WAS RIGHT! | ||
*Why does [[no|no one]] come by to [[sex|see]] us anymore, Luigi? | *Why does [[no|no one]] come by to [[sex|see]] us anymore, Luigi? | ||
− | *[[Jesus Christ|Jesus]] [[Luigi I'm Home|I'm Home!!!]] (Said upon his arrival in | + | *STAY TUNED FOR THESE EXCITING SCENES FROM THE NEXT [[Legend of Zelda| LEGEND OF ZELDA!]] |
+ | *HEY [[Magic Johnson|MAGIC]], WATCH THIS! | ||
+ | *[[Jesus Christ|Jesus]] [[Luigi I'm Home|I'm Home!!!]] (Said upon his arrival in Heaven.) | ||
+ | *[[Real Luigi|Luigi]] [[Luigi I'm Home|you're home!!!]] (Said upon [[Real Luigi|his brother's]] arrival in Heaven.) | ||
+ | *If you do drugs, you go to hell before you die. | ||
+ | [[Image:Gaymario.JPG|thumb|325px|Hey Luigi, can you check the ''lubricated pipe'' for me?]] | ||
==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
*He's actually a huge fan of Cyndi Lauper. | *He's actually a huge fan of Cyndi Lauper. | ||
**In fact, she ended up helping him out for an autobiography entitled "Often Imitated, Never Duplicated." | **In fact, she ended up helping him out for an autobiography entitled "Often Imitated, Never Duplicated." | ||
+ | *He's his own role model. | ||
+ | *He has the ability to turn kids who don't watch the Super Mario Brothers Super Show into Goombas. | ||
==Death== | ==Death== | ||
− | Since Captain Lou Albano, the actor that portrayed him, | + | Since Captain Lou Albano, the actor that portrayed him, died in 2009, Real Mario is also dead by connection. |
{{DEFAULTSORT:Real Mario}} | {{DEFAULTSORT:Real Mario}} |
Latest revision as of 19:43, 9 November 2019
![CharNice.jpg](/w/images/0/03/CharNice.jpg)
Real Mario WAS Real Mario. He is also at home for both Real Luigi and heaven. He is known throughout the universe for yelling at you to dance.
Quotes[edit]
- Do the Mario!
- Swing your arms from side to side!
- Come on, it's time to go! Do the Mario!
- Take one step, and then again!
- Let's do the Mario, all together now!
- You got it!
- It's the Mario!
- Just like that!
- Martian Mario!
- Swing de arm out and out!
- Sex? Oh, yes!
- These are my kind of dance steps!
- Enter Super Mario!
- I shit for... Mortal Kombat!
- Hey Captain Mario!
- Minor fault oh, yeah!
- Suck it!!
- Dat is the Mario!
- Sackboy get intact, Super Mario!
- I split for... Oh, no! Gay men!
- Just for gays!
- This is gay
- We're really fast and really cheap cause we're the Mario Brothers!
- Luigi I'm Home!
- Holy Canoli, kids! I'm Mario, and I'm tellin' ya, if you're not watching the Super Mario Brothers Super show, you're gonna turn into a Goomba!
- Tune in to the wildest weekday fun in the Universe!
- We're gonna kick some koopa!
- Woo!
- (To Luigi after telling that he has spaghetti on his overalls.) Ahh, fuck you Luigi!
- (To Luigi after telling that he has spaghetti on his overalls.) Ahh, thank you, Luigi!
- We gotta lay out some leafy weed!
- IT'S ELVIS!!!
- THE INQUIRER WAS RIGHT!
- Why does no one come by to see us anymore, Luigi?
- STAY TUNED FOR THESE EXCITING SCENES FROM THE NEXT LEGEND OF ZELDA!
- HEY MAGIC, WATCH THIS!
- Jesus I'm Home!!! (Said upon his arrival in Heaven.)
- Luigi you're home!!! (Said upon his brother's arrival in Heaven.)
- If you do drugs, you go to hell before you die.
Trivia[edit]
- He's actually a huge fan of Cyndi Lauper.
- In fact, she ended up helping him out for an autobiography entitled "Often Imitated, Never Duplicated."
- He's his own role model.
- He has the ability to turn kids who don't watch the Super Mario Brothers Super Show into Goombas.
Death[edit]
Since Captain Lou Albano, the actor that portrayed him, died in 2009, Real Mario is also dead by connection.