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| − | {{ | + | {{Character}} |
| − | '''The Baker''' ( | + | {{stub}} |
| + | {{CharBox | ||
| + | |name=The Baker | ||
| + | |image=Tykogi_tower5.jpg | ||
| + | |caption=Here's the baker in all his glory. | ||
| + | |shows=The Legend of Zelda | ||
| + | |sex=Male | ||
| + | |age=31 | ||
| + | |nationality=American | ||
| + | |occupation=Bakery owner | ||
| + | }} | ||
| + | '''The Baker''' (his real name is currently unknown) is a baker from [[Gamelon]] who irresponsibly leaves his baked [[good]]s in the oven too long, often exclaiming "My cakes will burn!" when he remembers them. Upon doing so, he whooshes out of sight to retrieve the burned [[GLaDOS|cake]]s. Despite this, his burned products are enjoyed by [[Link]], who eats them every day. The Baker also wants people to [[cum|come]] visit him in Sakado. No one is sure why he wants this, [[sex|but many suspect it isn't for noble reasons]]. The Baker was also a [[war]] veteran, and helped [[Fat Mario]] destroy [[King Koopa]]'s [[Coney Island Disco Palace|castle]] and also served in the Vietnam War with [[King Harkinian]] in 1968. | ||
==Suspected Names== | ==Suspected Names== | ||
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==Likes== | ==Likes== | ||
| − | *[[Link]] | + | *[[Link]] is his best customer. The Baker claims that [[Link]] could eat 10 of his cakes. |
| − | *[[King Harkinian]] (He eats his cakes for dinner and made him a tank commander during the war against King Koopa) | + | *[[King Harkinian]] (He eats his cakes for dinner and made him a tank commander during the war against [[King Koopa]].) |
| + | [[Image:Tykogi tower12.jpg|thumb|right|This is the baker after seeing his own article.]] | ||
*[[Impa]] | *[[Impa]] | ||
*[[Mayor Kravindish]] | *[[Mayor Kravindish]] | ||
*[[Zelda]] | *[[Zelda]] | ||
| − | *His | + | *His Job |
*Spinach | *Spinach | ||
*Tanks | *Tanks | ||
| − | *His | + | *His Cakes |
==Dislikes== | ==Dislikes== | ||
*Burned Cakes | *Burned Cakes | ||
| − | *Being told his cakes are bread | + | *Being told his cakes are bread. |
*Baker's Itch | *Baker's Itch | ||
| + | *Cakes that are a [[No|lie]]. | ||
| − | {{ | + | ==Quotes== |
| + | {{poopquote|The Baker|My cakes will burn!}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|The Baker|[[Cum|Come]] on! Hurry! It's [[Bad|awful]]! [[Mayor Kravindish]] has been chained in the tower - oh, my cakes! [[Sex|Come see me in Sakado!]]}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|The Baker|Your friend [[Link]] could eat 10 of these.}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|The Baker|Ha. The arpogos will [[Die|DIE]] for them!}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|The Baker|Come see my cock! It's awful!}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|The Baker|Your friend will burn!}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|The Baker|Ha. Your friend [[Link]] will [[Die|die]].}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|The Baker|Don't bother!}} | ||
| + | {{DEFAULTSORT:Baker, The}} | ||
[[Category:Fat Characters]] | [[Category:Fat Characters]] | ||
[[Category:CD-i]] | [[Category:CD-i]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Characters - Appears in Zelda: Wand of Gamelon]] | ||
Latest revision as of 17:03, 9 January 2011
This article is filed under Characters.The Baker (his real name is currently unknown) is a baker from Gamelon who irresponsibly leaves his baked goods in the oven too long, often exclaiming "My cakes will burn!" when he remembers them. Upon doing so, he whooshes out of sight to retrieve the burned cakes. Despite this, his burned products are enjoyed by Link, who eats them every day. The Baker also wants people to come visit him in Sakado. No one is sure why he wants this, but many suspect it isn't for noble reasons. The Baker was also a war veteran, and helped Fat Mario destroy King Koopa's castle and also served in the Vietnam War with King Harkinian in 1968.
Suspected Names[edit]
- The Crazy Ol' Cakes Guy
- George
- John Baker
Likes[edit]
- Link is his best customer. The Baker claims that Link could eat 10 of his cakes.
- King Harkinian (He eats his cakes for dinner and made him a tank commander during the war against King Koopa.)
- Impa
- Mayor Kravindish
- Zelda
- His Job
- Spinach
- Tanks
- His Cakes
Dislikes[edit]
- Burned Cakes
- Being told his cakes are bread.
- Baker's Itch
- Cakes that are a lie.
Quotes[edit]
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The Baker My cakes will burn!
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The Baker Come on! Hurry! It's awful! Mayor Kravindish has been chained in the tower - oh, my cakes! Come see me in Sakado!
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The Baker Your friend Link could eat 10 of these.
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The Baker Ha. The arpogos will DIE for them!
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The Baker Come see my cock! It's awful!
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The Baker Your friend will burn!
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The Baker Don't bother!
