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==In brief==
 
==In brief==
 
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Guysafari is the greatest youtube pooper of all time. Even better than that one guy that made that video. Yeah. THAT GUY. You know exactly who I'm talking about. He's also famous for being really cool, amazing, and overall, a better person than whoever is reading this article right now (OH SNAP!). Now he's kinda done making videos because he's bored of it and his computer doesn't have Vegas. Tis a loss for humanity and it makes everyone sad. In fact it's why there's so much suffering in the world right now. Someone get this guy some Vegas! THINK OF THE CHILDREN! Also he detests everyone on Youchew except for a select few. The people who happen to be cool. He just says all out of convienience and because the majority of the people on the site are, in fact, not cool.
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==History==
 
==History==
  
 
<!-- How this person discovered youtube poop; the who, what, where, when, how. Their initial ideas about the genre etc. -->
 
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He was born a long time ago and didnt have internet for a while, but then one day on the marvelous site known as "De Tuub", he saw "Youtube Poop: When you Pinch TOAST, There's Mama LUIGI!!! XD" Which is still actually a hilarious video and if you havent seen it yet, you should feel sad and watch it post haste. There's even a remake of it done with Vegas that got a chuckle out of the great Safroni. In an interview he said "Ha.. that was kinda funny I guess". We are eternally grateful that he was able to grace us with his presence. Even for such a short time. We Miss you Safroni, please come back and make our lives meaningful again....... or for the first time depending if you're new.
  
 
===First poop seen===
 
===First poop seen===
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[http://youtube.com/ Unknown]
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''Youtube Poop: When You Pinch Toast, There's Mama Luigi''
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This is debatably the greatest YTP ever. I know because the guy who made it is actually pretty cool. Definitely cooler than YOUCHEW!!! WOW KAPOW KABOOM!!!!!
  
 
===First poop made===
 
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''youtube poop: here is the map my bambino''
 
''youtube poop: here is the map my bambino''
  
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The best YTP ever made by anyone who went here!
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{{vid|9gsPEX36dPc}}
  
 
===List of poops===
 
===List of poops===
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|6-4-08
 
|6-4-08
 
|2:50
 
|2:50
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBpPjoJHtk8 youtube poop: what i see when my eyes are closed]'''
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|6-8-08
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|1:33
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHKUbwP_0Do youtube poop: Manimal's Transformation sequence the sequal]'''
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|6-23-08
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|0:36
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4YQVl4D_TE youtube poop: Brawl Taunts]'''
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|6-24-08
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|1:41
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAHCCus6qME youtube poop: Starscream Joins the SOS Brigade]'''
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|6-24-08
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|1:54
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTpN-6Yx2No ytpt: the AVGN marrys the Virtual Boy]'''
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|6-26-08
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|1:09
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzuWIMuCXmY The Virtual Boy becomes a  Whore]'''
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|6-27-08
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|1:17
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LeY3yiN7ts Mion Kills The Virtual Boy]'''
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|6-29-08
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|1:46
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmYGFGADlS8 Re: youtube poop: here is the map my bambino]'''
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|6-29-08
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|0:50
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBV872-juCw youtube poop: that kirby can drive a car]'''
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|6-30-08
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|1:35
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daXf711GSGc ytp: M-un-M finds himself]'''
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|6-30-08
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|0:56
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuHruoMlg68 Youtube Poop: Jim and Derek meet their moms]'''
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|7-3-08
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|2:04
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ro_HOtcOeVA Sonick goes to rehab]'''
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|7-14-08
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|2:11
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Le7Ej3OiOAU Zim and Jake eat their bombs]'''
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|7-16-08
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|0:48
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTYTUli-yaY the three stooges discover virtual reality]'''
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|7-19-08
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|1:36
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlYz7riWce0 their fathers perform the same method formerly performed by their soulmates and their siblings]'''
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|7-21-08
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|0:42
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnY7tlydQ7E the bombs detonate]'''
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|7-22-08
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|0:50
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kV6knrmc6sA the AVGN promotes Friday the 13th]'''
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|7-23-08
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|1:48
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWV9V4E0bbY g1 poop: prime commits a felony]'''
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|7-25-08
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|2:24
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsu--mv9Fvw the first teenage hotel mario poop (no im serious this is)]'''
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|7-29-08
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|0:55
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEaOhr_9GFw Vman flames Deepercutt, Walrus guy, and then Krobo]'''
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|7-29-08
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|0:52
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QS7iliEH4Rk JOTARO CUMS ON DIO'S FACE]'''
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|7-31-08
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|0:39
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4OjlVCJc1o Interesting Title Here]'''
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|8-2-08
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|0:35
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyCwGTxM_Vk alan verbally abuses volvik waturr]'''
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|8-4-08
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|0:28
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbh7QDFw7WA you are a (insert noun here)]'''
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|8-4-08
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|1:02
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDCadgzAiJI MARTY-O DIGESTS THE VACUMM]'''
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|8-6-08
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|0:36
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVwGJMGMDN0 M.BISON LAUGHS AT AESAUN'S BROKEN GRILL]'''
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|8-6-08
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|0:34
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EL9TeS8HLCY mar-e-oh gets diarreah]'''
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|8-8-08
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|0:31
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHNOCZ9L9Fc THIS IS THE END]'''
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|8-9-08
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|0:45
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YA8IbVXx0rs the engineer abuses bill o'reilly]'''
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|8-11-08
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|0:32
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfQ8E4YzXq8 *random letters*]'''
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|8-11-08
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|0:32
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sq7bUychf6o Aidless Mario]'''
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|8-12-08
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|1:30
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHlQ80jL_Z4 mario gets banned cuz he isnt kid-friendly]'''
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|8-14-08
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|0:35
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0u__-7L_dw soccer mom promotes kid-friendly flick :3]'''
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|8-15-08
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|1:07
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyc-pu0dDV0 scrooge mcduck learns how to watch a television]'''
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|8-18-08
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|2:13
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzEj6snMe7I THEY PLAY POLE POSITION]'''
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|8-19-08
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|0:33
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQrME5g71GY the duel begins]'''
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|8-21-08
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|0:36
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1tvC-U7zJs John Madden Becomes a Pro-Wrestler]'''
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|8-22-08
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|0:13
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q564TbyCxI0 We Mourn Over Losing Them]'''
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|8-22-08
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|0:21
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rh5dHXmxJlo Sonic Meets Tentor]'''
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|8-27-08
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|0:38
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAcCn8VPrkU The duel has been postponed]'''
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|8-27-08
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|0:37
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cED2jwZExp4 sonic anally rapes teturr]'''
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|8-30-08
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|0:32
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBclIIkFb0w cinnamon toast crunch is banned from footlocker]'''
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|8-31-08
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|0:36
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pU4YoBNxjj0 Mion, er, Shion Learns how to Share]'''
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|9-1-08
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|1:54
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOjCNbT-KeE Sonic gets Electricuted by humping the Sega Genesis while it was still plugged into the wall and the tv and it didnt have a game cartridge in it.]'''
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|9-2-08
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|0:32
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uzBh_f2oI8 The Tale of Ryder and Haruhi's Wedding is Made into a Movie]'''
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|9-4-08
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|0:51
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QfeiS7S35s youtube poop: mama weegee bedtime story]'''
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|9-6-08
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|1:10
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiqK4_X3wWo Nostalgia Critic reviews Cd-i cutsenes]'''
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|9-8-08
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|0:31
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRmN5XxonaM Smosh Mourns the Loss of WalrusGuy]'''
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|9-10-08
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|1:08
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BonsIpP0YAg Nirvana rapes a Grilled Cheese Sandwich]'''
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|9-12-08
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|1:10
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oR7Gn3EeUw The lagacy of the Virtual boy Lives forever]'''
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|9-26-08
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|1:06
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSb3_JGQV3w The Duel is Repaired]'''
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|10-1-08
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|0:36
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwqPKNPhuuY youtube poop: Tom Green forces Stegblob to play Superman 64]'''
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|10-3-08
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|1:12
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5Qrfj0R6xY Re: I'D SAY HE'S HOT ON OUR TAIL]'''
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|10-7-08
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|1:05
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UkKw93Reqs Megatron Subscribes to Krobo and Deepercutt.]'''
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|10-9-08
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|1:25
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqJ2fTS8vL0 The AVGN Guts a Live Deer]'''
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|10-15-08
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|1:24
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5DvoQpHU5Q Batman mourns the loss of Yewtewbpewper]'''
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|10-21-08
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|1:12
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDpBzshCYeU Billy Billy is Happy for Cynical's achievement]'''
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|11-28-08
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|0:31
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZl_NSkY0yI Pimpsahoy bites Micheal!]'''
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|10-30-08
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|1:23
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuY3-6ITrjA Charlie Manson gets a new cell phone!]'''
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|11-5-08
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|0:36
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyrDvc3pr3I SUPERHAIRJALEFURREVURR!]'''
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|11-11-08
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|0:33
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyCe9jPCAwQ Youtube poop: SHUT UP!!!!!]'''
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|11-15-08
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|1:27
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STHxmGdXe-4 Takano Puts an Orangeman in Her Pants]'''
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|11-22-08
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|1:11
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKh5-MAdv68 (Tennis) Korgoth Plays Battletoads]'''
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|12-1-08
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|0:49
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7VsSob_N9s Youtube Poop - Nostalgia Critic]'''
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|12-2-08
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|1:11
 
|-
 
|-
 
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLA2luah7oI THE BEST THING EVER.wmv]'''
 
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLA2luah7oI THE BEST THING EVER.wmv]'''
 
|12-6-08
 
|12-6-08
 
|0:45
 
|0:45
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fn9rJg2kmvc round 2 with quax94]'''
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|12-8-08
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|0:39
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMpQD0taHqg Rosario+oirasoR]'''
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|12-12-08
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|0:36
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEDyC2DEl7E Safaro also gets lazy as well.]'''
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|12-12-08
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|0:34
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bllSSF3seBk Youtube Poop: Nirvana]'''
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|12-15-08
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|1:20
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1KgVPWB6fY Jim Morrison attempts stand-up comedy]'''
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|12-18-08
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|0:56
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xGUJQQ5uWE (Tennis) Manson finds great pleasure from playing an Atari 5200]'''
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|12-23-08
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|0:40
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvdnwGDK87s Sonic repairs his Dreamcast]'''
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|12-24-08
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|1:03
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-ijgir9mBs We mourn the loss of markgilst and LordTyrenol]'''
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|12-28-08
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|0:32
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCGjxMi9Cps OMGTSN gave me the source of this.]'''
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|12-29-08
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|1:16
 
|-
 
|-
 
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_AtHF_g0b4 Super Shitehole Bruthaz 3: the sequal]'''
 
|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_AtHF_g0b4 Super Shitehole Bruthaz 3: the sequal]'''
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|5-29-09
 
|5-29-09
 
|1:09
 
|1:09
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ts8r5RAXttI Youtube poop Childhood]'''
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|5-31-09
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|1:09
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkTlHYpe_JU Donnie the Hedgehog]'''
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|6-28-09
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|0:55
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd53XlIwUUQ Youtube Poop: Billy Mays]'''
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|7-2-09
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|1:14
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OfVKJITmrw Donny Osmond]'''
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|7-5-09
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|0:51
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MyPZGXDils Youtube poop: Michael Jackson]'''
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|7-6-09
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|1:14
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwFOTDTpxdQ Youtube poop: Nostalgia Critic]'''
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|7-12-09
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|1:50
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Gi6evM4d58 Beta Osmond]'''
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|7-14-09
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|0:30
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu72nyoEYUE Spongebob Meets AVGN]'''
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|07-16-09
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|0:32
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|-
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|'''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CShdgW0EEmA Youtube poop: ROB Part 1]'''
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|07-18-09
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|1:15
 
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Somebody actually put a list up of all the stuff I did?! Wow thanks man! You are one of the COOL Youchew people
  
 
==Style==
 
==Style==
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The fucking greatest YTPer of all time. Literally better than everyone. Especially Jintai.
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Safroni's the boss, man. Don't mess with Safroni man he'll just wreck you. Also, the 'S' in Style should be capitalized.
  
 
===Preferred Sources===
 
===Preferred Sources===
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*[[Transformers]]
 
*[[Transformers]]
 
*[[Angry Video Game Nerd|Angry Nintendo Nerd]]
 
*[[Angry Video Game Nerd|Angry Nintendo Nerd]]
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*Various sources  
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*Various sources He's the Jack of all trades and master of everything
  
 
===Preferred Methods===
 
===Preferred Methods===
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*[[Stutter Loop]]
 
*[[Stutter Loop]]
 
*Masking
 
*Masking
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*Randomnessicity
 
*[[Ear Rape]]
 
*[[Ear Rape]]
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*the LOUD kind of ear rape. Kinda like putting caps lock on LIKE THIS
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*Pretty much anything because, like mentioned before, I'm the jack of all trades and master of everything.
  
 
===Prefered Tech===
 
===Prefered Tech===
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[[Sony Vegas]]
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*[[Sony Vegas]]
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*[[Windows Movie Maker]]
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===Likes===
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*Sony Vegas
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*Retsupurae
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*The fact that there wasn't a "likes" thing in the first place. Just dislikes. Way to focus on the negatives, idiots!
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*Sonic CD
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*Sonic Generations
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*CLASSIC Sonic
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*The Mother series
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*Primarily things that are not Youchew
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*Manic episodes are kinda fun at times too
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*The fact somebody actually listed all his YTP's as of 2009. Seriously. Props to that guy. It's rare seeing cool people on Youchew. Like... 1 in a million rare.
  
 
===Dislikes===
 
===Dislikes===
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<!-- Sources, fads, poopisms or even fellow poopers here-->
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*FADS
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*Youchew
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*Chewiki
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*The fact that I was on Youchew at all.
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*The SNES Yeah really what's this guy's problem?? Answer: This guy got TASTE AW SNAP!
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*Adobe because those products run on the graphics card. 1/10.
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*depression makes this happen -> :(
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*Modern Hentai Sonic AND Modern Hentai Sonic's fans
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*The majority of people that go on Youchew
  
 
==Associates==
 
==Associates==
 
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===Online===
 
 
<!-- Those whom this person does collaborative poops, tennis or has regular dealing with. -->
 
<!-- Those whom this person does collaborative poops, tennis or has regular dealing with. -->
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*[[toadomos]]
 
 
*[[Deepercutt]]
 
*[[Deepercutt]]
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*[[Crazythesecond]]
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*[[Miss10]]
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*[[omgtsn]] (great call on banning him, guys!)
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*[[FlotsamX]]
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*[[thejuhoker]] (I guess one of the requirements for being on Youchew is NOT being cool, huh?)
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*people who don't go here
  
 
===Influences===
 
===Influences===
 
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*[[Insineratehymn]]
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*[[Tentor521]]
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*[[Radock]]
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*[[MrTennek]]
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*[[KingCornholio]]
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*[[MovieAcid]]
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*[[ExpensiveDiscount]]
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*[[Deepercutt]]
  
 
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*[[quax94]]
 
*[[quax94]]
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*[[TeeheeSamson]]
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*[[NinjaCoachZ]]
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*[[DoomZappo]]
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*[[HaHaHound]]
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*[[Videogamemaster95]]
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*[[TheFXexpert26]]
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*[[Sanemurzu]]
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*[[Zero Wing]]
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*[[fiv95]]
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*He is better than all of you. Like in every concievable way.
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==Trivia==
 
==Trivia==
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*Did you know everyday guy doesn'tmake a video a child dies because it's a big world with crazy stuff going down all the time? Even if he made the video the child would probably still die, but still
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*Did you know he's a fan of Pro Wrestling?
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*Guess what? Chicken Butt
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*In the Earthbound YTP, which was better than anything anyone from YOUCHEW made there's a subliminal messaage on Ness's text box that spells out "FUCK YOUCHEW". This is also present in that Parappa YTP he made which also happens to be one of the greatest YTP's ever made.
  
 
===Links===
 
===Links===
 
*[http://youtube.com/user/guysafari Youtube Account]
 
*[http://youtube.com/user/guysafari Youtube Account]
 
*[http://youtube.com/user/guysafariX Alt Account]
 
*[http://youtube.com/user/guysafariX Alt Account]

Latest revision as of 23:33, 17 June 2016

NicePooper.jpg This article is about a creator of YouTube Poop videos, known as a Youtube Pooper.
Newstaff.png Guysafari has contributed at least one article to the YouChew front page.
Oldgeezer.png This pooper is Retired. Respect your elders, sonny!


In brief[edit]

Guysafari is the greatest youtube pooper of all time. Even better than that one guy that made that video. Yeah. THAT GUY. You know exactly who I'm talking about. He's also famous for being really cool, amazing, and overall, a better person than whoever is reading this article right now (OH SNAP!). Now he's kinda done making videos because he's bored of it and his computer doesn't have Vegas. Tis a loss for humanity and it makes everyone sad. In fact it's why there's so much suffering in the world right now. Someone get this guy some Vegas! THINK OF THE CHILDREN! Also he detests everyone on Youchew except for a select few. The people who happen to be cool. He just says all out of convienience and because the majority of the people on the site are, in fact, not cool.

History[edit]

He was born a long time ago and didnt have internet for a while, but then one day on the marvelous site known as "De Tuub", he saw "Youtube Poop: When you Pinch TOAST, There's Mama LUIGI!!! XD" Which is still actually a hilarious video and if you havent seen it yet, you should feel sad and watch it post haste. There's even a remake of it done with Vegas that got a chuckle out of the great Safroni. In an interview he said "Ha.. that was kinda funny I guess". We are eternally grateful that he was able to grace us with his presence. Even for such a short time. We Miss you Safroni, please come back and make our lives meaningful again....... or for the first time depending if you're new.

First poop seen[edit]

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Youtube Poop: When You Pinch Toast, There's Mama Luigi

This is debatably the greatest YTP ever. I know because the guy who made it is actually pretty cool. Definitely cooler than YOUCHEW!!! WOW KAPOW KABOOM!!!!!

First poop made[edit]

youtube poop: here is the map my bambino

The best YTP ever made by anyone who went here!

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List of poops[edit]

Name Date Uploaded Length
youtube poop: here is the map my bambino 2-10-08 1:23
ytpmv: theres nothin on 3-31-08 4:13
youtube poop: kenE rogers jackass adventur...e 4-29-08 3:56
youtube poop: Manimal's transformation sequence.... revised 4-30-08 1:25
Youtube Poop: What is Spaghetti?... revisited.. kinda 5-17-08 2:15
Tentor521 changes his name 5-21-08 1:05
Safroni spears thetentor (Tentor521) 5-23-08 1:01
guysafari's last round sucks 5-25-08 0:34
youtube poop: dinobots SOS 5-26-08 5:41
youtube poop: rock tv is the devil 5-29-08 1:49
youtube poop: the wacky delly chronicles 6-4-08 2:50
youtube poop: what i see when my eyes are closed 6-8-08 1:33
youtube poop: Manimal's Transformation sequence the sequal 6-23-08 0:36
youtube poop: Brawl Taunts 6-24-08 1:41
youtube poop: Starscream Joins the SOS Brigade 6-24-08 1:54
ytpt: the AVGN marrys the Virtual Boy 6-26-08 1:09
The Virtual Boy becomes a Whore 6-27-08 1:17
Mion Kills The Virtual Boy 6-29-08 1:46
Re: youtube poop: here is the map my bambino 6-29-08 0:50
youtube poop: that kirby can drive a car 6-30-08 1:35
ytp: M-un-M finds himself 6-30-08 0:56
Youtube Poop: Jim and Derek meet their moms 7-3-08 2:04
Sonick goes to rehab 7-14-08 2:11
Zim and Jake eat their bombs 7-16-08 0:48
the three stooges discover virtual reality 7-19-08 1:36
their fathers perform the same method formerly performed by their soulmates and their siblings 7-21-08 0:42
the bombs detonate 7-22-08 0:50
the AVGN promotes Friday the 13th 7-23-08 1:48
g1 poop: prime commits a felony 7-25-08 2:24
the first teenage hotel mario poop (no im serious this is) 7-29-08 0:55
Vman flames Deepercutt, Walrus guy, and then Krobo 7-29-08 0:52
JOTARO CUMS ON DIO'S FACE 7-31-08 0:39
Interesting Title Here 8-2-08 0:35
alan verbally abuses volvik waturr 8-4-08 0:28
you are a (insert noun here) 8-4-08 1:02
MARTY-O DIGESTS THE VACUMM 8-6-08 0:36
M.BISON LAUGHS AT AESAUN'S BROKEN GRILL 8-6-08 0:34
mar-e-oh gets diarreah 8-8-08 0:31
THIS IS THE END 8-9-08 0:45
the engineer abuses bill o'reilly 8-11-08 0:32
*random letters* 8-11-08 0:32
Aidless Mario 8-12-08 1:30
mario gets banned cuz he isnt kid-friendly 8-14-08 0:35
soccer mom promotes kid-friendly flick :3 8-15-08 1:07
scrooge mcduck learns how to watch a television 8-18-08 2:13
THEY PLAY POLE POSITION 8-19-08 0:33
the duel begins 8-21-08 0:36
John Madden Becomes a Pro-Wrestler 8-22-08 0:13
We Mourn Over Losing Them 8-22-08 0:21
Sonic Meets Tentor 8-27-08 0:38
The duel has been postponed 8-27-08 0:37
sonic anally rapes teturr 8-30-08 0:32
cinnamon toast crunch is banned from footlocker 8-31-08 0:36
Mion, er, Shion Learns how to Share 9-1-08 1:54
Sonic gets Electricuted by humping the Sega Genesis while it was still plugged into the wall and the tv and it didnt have a game cartridge in it. 9-2-08 0:32
The Tale of Ryder and Haruhi's Wedding is Made into a Movie 9-4-08 0:51
youtube poop: mama weegee bedtime story 9-6-08 1:10
Nostalgia Critic reviews Cd-i cutsenes 9-8-08 0:31
Smosh Mourns the Loss of WalrusGuy 9-10-08 1:08
Nirvana rapes a Grilled Cheese Sandwich 9-12-08 1:10
The lagacy of the Virtual boy Lives forever 9-26-08 1:06
The Duel is Repaired 10-1-08 0:36
youtube poop: Tom Green forces Stegblob to play Superman 64 10-3-08 1:12
Re: I'D SAY HE'S HOT ON OUR TAIL 10-7-08 1:05
Megatron Subscribes to Krobo and Deepercutt. 10-9-08 1:25
The AVGN Guts a Live Deer 10-15-08 1:24
Batman mourns the loss of Yewtewbpewper 10-21-08 1:12
Billy Billy is Happy for Cynical's achievement 11-28-08 0:31
Pimpsahoy bites Micheal! 10-30-08 1:23
Charlie Manson gets a new cell phone! 11-5-08 0:36
SUPERHAIRJALEFURREVURR! 11-11-08 0:33
Youtube poop: SHUT UP!!!!! 11-15-08 1:27
Takano Puts an Orangeman in Her Pants 11-22-08 1:11
(Tennis) Korgoth Plays Battletoads 12-1-08 0:49
Youtube Poop - Nostalgia Critic 12-2-08 1:11
THE BEST THING EVER.wmv 12-6-08 0:45
round 2 with quax94 12-8-08 0:39
Rosario+oirasoR 12-12-08 0:36
Safaro also gets lazy as well. 12-12-08 0:34
Youtube Poop: Nirvana 12-15-08 1:20
Jim Morrison attempts stand-up comedy 12-18-08 0:56
(Tennis) Manson finds great pleasure from playing an Atari 5200 12-23-08 0:40
Sonic repairs his Dreamcast 12-24-08 1:03
We mourn the loss of markgilst and LordTyrenol 12-28-08 0:32
OMGTSN gave me the source of this. 12-29-08 1:16
Super Shitehole Bruthaz 3: the sequal 1-3-09 1:11
Miss10 1-5-09 0:37
Prime and Megatron engage in Mortal Kombat 1-5-09 1:30
The Clown 1-7-09 1:13
I had to get this out of my system. 1-10-09 1:35
STEVE APPARENTLY HAS A RESPITORY PROBLEM 1-15-09 1:43
CommanderGwonam plays Super Shitroid 1-20-09 1:09
Youtube Poop Sonic Underground 1-22-09 1:12
Toadomos is the biggest Charmy fanboy there is! :3 1-26-09 1:06
My firstest YTPMV. 1-28-09 1:03
Kirby's Shit-tastic Adventure 1-30-09 1:11
Random quote Girl makes an Obama action figure. 2-3-09 0:50
Joker plays Toufuck 2-10-09 1:03
duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh. 2-13-09 1:30
Youtube poop: Mario 2-14-09 1:02
THE MEATBALLS 2-21-09 1:49
WHO THE HELL DESIGNED THIS....... ERR..... GRAVEYARD 2-23-09 0:10
Bobby is accused of being a furry :0 3-5-09 0:56
SEGASUS 3-14-09 1:50
CommanderGwonam plays Donky Kong County. 3-15-09 0:51
Youtube Poop: The King 3-15-09 1:01
Youtube Poop: Randomness!!! 3-26-09 1:12
Youtube poop: Mama Luigi 4-6-09 1:16
Youtube Poop: TF2 4-14-09 1:21
Youtube poop: CD-i 4-21-09 1:12
Youtube Poop: Dinner 5-5-09 1:05
Youtube poop: Hotel Mario 5-23-09 1:12
Youtube Poop: Bored James 5-29-09 1:09
Youtube poop Childhood 5-31-09 1:09
Donnie the Hedgehog 6-28-09 0:55
Youtube Poop: Billy Mays 7-2-09 1:14
Donny Osmond 7-5-09 0:51
Youtube poop: Michael Jackson 7-6-09 1:14
Youtube poop: Nostalgia Critic 7-12-09 1:50
Beta Osmond 7-14-09 0:30
Spongebob Meets AVGN 07-16-09 0:32
Youtube poop: ROB Part 1 07-18-09 1:15

Somebody actually put a list up of all the stuff I did?! Wow thanks man! You are one of the COOL Youchew people

Style[edit]

The fucking greatest YTPer of all time. Literally better than everyone. Especially Jintai. Safroni's the boss, man. Don't mess with Safroni man he'll just wreck you. Also, the 'S' in Style should be capitalized.

Preferred Sources[edit]

Preferred Methods[edit]

  • Stutter Loop
  • Masking
  • Randomnessicity
  • Ear Rape
  • the LOUD kind of ear rape. Kinda like putting caps lock on LIKE THIS
  • Pretty much anything because, like mentioned before, I'm the jack of all trades and master of everything.

Prefered Tech[edit]

Likes[edit]

  • Sony Vegas
  • Retsupurae
  • The fact that there wasn't a "likes" thing in the first place. Just dislikes. Way to focus on the negatives, idiots!
  • Sonic CD
  • Sonic Generations
  • CLASSIC Sonic
  • The Mother series
  • Primarily things that are not Youchew
  • Manic episodes are kinda fun at times too
  • The fact somebody actually listed all his YTP's as of 2009. Seriously. Props to that guy. It's rare seeing cool people on Youchew. Like... 1 in a million rare.

Dislikes[edit]

  • FADS
  • Youchew
  • Chewiki
  • The fact that I was on Youchew at all.
  • The SNES Yeah really what's this guy's problem?? Answer: This guy got TASTE AW SNAP!
  • Adobe because those products run on the graphics card. 1/10.
  • depression makes this happen -> :(
  • Modern Hentai Sonic AND Modern Hentai Sonic's fans
  • The majority of people that go on Youchew

Associates[edit]

Influences[edit]

Fans[edit]

Other Information[edit]

  • He is better than all of you. Like in every concievable way.

Trivia[edit]

  • Did you know everyday guy doesn'tmake a video a child dies because it's a big world with crazy stuff going down all the time? Even if he made the video the child would probably still die, but still
  • Did you know he's a fan of Pro Wrestling?
  • Guess what? Chicken Butt
  • In the Earthbound YTP, which was better than anything anyone from YOUCHEW made there's a subliminal messaage on Ness's text box that spells out "FUCK YOUCHEW". This is also present in that Parappa YTP he made which also happens to be one of the greatest YTP's ever made.

Links[edit]

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