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A stupid dog, seal, your face creature who usually gets killed by a falling rock OVER AND OVER AGAIN.
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==Childhood==
He dies in the battle for the internetz by [[Wizardheimer]].
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Goofy was found ditched as a newborn in 1950 and left at the outskirts of [[Coney Island Disco Palace|Camden, New Jersy]]. He was later found by [[Dr. Rabbit]] who raised him as his own son.  
He is supposedly friend of [[Sora]] But SOra actually hates him.
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After his adoptive father went a little too far when teaching Goofy how to brush and floss properly, Goofy ran away from home and into Donald's house where he hid himself in the basement's crawlspace.
He enjoys carcassing [[Robotnik]]´s penis and his greatest dream is to marry [[Gay Luigi]]. He was diagnosed with Mental Retardation when he was born. He has a son named Max who may or may not be illegitimate. His full name is George Geef, Benjamin Goof, or Goofy Goof depending on what Disney's Retcon O' The Day is.
 
 
[[Image:HAYGUYZ!.jpg|thumb|up|HAY GUYZ!]]
 
[[Image:HAYGUYZ!.jpg|thumb|up|HAY GUYZ!]]
 
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==Teenage life==
==Childhood==
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Goofy was a total dunce during his teenager years; he failed to pass any subject and had a horrible social life, but [[Mickey Mouse]] bribed the teachers to pass him. He got in fights with [[Jafar]] and had Donald as his college roommate. In 1982, his wife gave birth to a child and died six minutes and thirty-six seconds later.  She was 29.
Goofy was found ditched as a newborn due his mental retardation and left at the outskirts of the [[Coney Island Disco Palace]].
 
Was later found by [[Dr Rabbit]] who raised him as his own son.
 
During his 1st school year, he fell in love with [[Donald]] and started to follow him everywhere since then.
 
After his adoptive father attempted to shove a toothbrush up his [[ass]], Goofy ran away from home and into Donald´s house where he hid himself in the basement.
 
 
 
==Teenager years==
 
Goofy was a total dunce during his teenager years, he barely passed any subject but [[Mickey mouse]] bribed the teachers to pass him.
 
He got in fights with [[Jafar]] and met his platonic love [[Gay Luigi]] for the first time.  
 
At college, his room colleagues were Donald and [[Ganon]].
 
He graduated from the [[Robotnik academy]] as an elite [[Diploma Dope]]
 
  
 
==Recent years==
 
==Recent years==
Was hired by Mickey, who now controlled a powerful company, to be his royal bodyguard together with Donald. He later met [[Sora]] and joined his quest against [[Wizardheimer]] him beacuse he thinks he is hot.
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Was hired by Mickey, who now controlled a powerful company, to be his royal bodyguard together with Donald. He later met [[Sora]] and joined him in his epic quest for... actually, what are they doing anyway?
  
Eventually, he was killed by Wizardheimer´s sezure magic, but then, [[George the Volcano]] accidentally dropped some [[Volvic Revive]] on him and he came back to life as good as new (unfortunately)! He is known to enjoy yearning for learning.
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Goofy currently works as a schoolteacher who unfortunately has to put up with the mischief caused by George the Class Clown. He also owns a Ferrari.
 
 
When he found out about Sora´s new sexual orientation, he got really excited he would become his secret boyfriend. Months later, realizing Mickey Mouse was his secret boyfriend. he went deeply depressed and became Emo for 1 year until [[Anakaris]] gave him some pudding which turned him back to normal (unfortunately)!!
 
 
 
Goofy currently works as a schoolteacher who unfortunately has to put up with the mischief caused by [[George the Class Clown]].
 
  
 
==Likes==
 
==Likes==
*[[Gay Luigi]]
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*Hanging out with Sora.
*Hanging out with Sora
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[[Image:Goofy.jpg|thumb|right|It finally happened; Goofy's down in the dumps.]]
*Raping Sora
 
*Licking Sora
 
*Saying totally dumb things
 
*Protecting the world border (ORDER!)
 
*Picking up monkey crap
 
 
*Donald
 
*Donald
 
*[[Robotnik]]
 
*[[Robotnik]]
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*His teenaged son
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*[[The Ku Klux Klan]]
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*[[The '70s]]
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==Dislikes==
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*Acting normal for a change.
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*Goofy Goober
  
 
==Hated by==
 
==Hated by==
*[[Sora]]
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*[[User:Heartlessmushroom]]
*[[Donald]]
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*His son Max. (Especially since Goofy always walks in on him when he's trying to jack off while thinking of Roxanne, and [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVNoybnB-Ew his racism made Max lose his best friend.])
*[[George the Class Clown]]
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*Dolan
*[[Polnareff]]
 
*[[Hol Horse]]
 
*[[Fat Mario]]
 
*[[Ord]]
 
*[[Dio Brando]]
 
*[[Sonic]]
 
*[[Shadow the Hedgehog|Shadow]]
 
*[[Silver]]
 
*[[Wizardheimer]]
 
*[[Neji]]
 
*[[Hinata]]
 
*[[Kenshiro]]
 
*[[Q]]
 
*[[Gregg]]
 
*[[Insane Clown Posse|The Insane Clown Posse]]
 
*[[Lil' Jon]]
 
  
 
==Trivia==
 
==Trivia==
*His favorite flavor of ice cream is [[cum]].
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*His favorite flavor of ice cream is [[garlic]].
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*He uses shields as weapons, much like Captain [[America]]. That's kind of... ''goofy!''
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*He's able to perform the [[Falcon Punch]]
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*Stars in educational films about how to do things.
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[[Category:Disney]]
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[[Category:Cartoon Characters]]
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[[Category:Animals]]
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[[Category:College Graduates]]

Latest revision as of 15:32, 2 November 2019

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Name: Goofy
Appears In: Goof Troop, Goofy Movie, Kingdom Hearts, and more
Sex: Male
Age: 60
Nationality: American
Occupation(s): Who knows...
Played By: Bill Farmer

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Childhood[edit]

Goofy was found ditched as a newborn in 1950 and left at the outskirts of Camden, New Jersy. He was later found by Dr. Rabbit who raised him as his own son. After his adoptive father went a little too far when teaching Goofy how to brush and floss properly, Goofy ran away from home and into Donald's house where he hid himself in the basement's crawlspace.

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HAY GUYZ!

Teenage life[edit]

Goofy was a total dunce during his teenager years; he failed to pass any subject and had a horrible social life, but Mickey Mouse bribed the teachers to pass him. He got in fights with Jafar and had Donald as his college roommate. In 1982, his wife gave birth to a child and died six minutes and thirty-six seconds later. She was 29.

Recent years[edit]

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Was hired by Mickey, who now controlled a powerful company, to be his royal bodyguard together with Donald. He later met Sora and joined him in his epic quest for... actually, what are they doing anyway?

Goofy currently works as a schoolteacher who unfortunately has to put up with the mischief caused by George the Class Clown. He also owns a Ferrari.

Likes[edit]

  • Hanging out with Sora.
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It finally happened; Goofy's down in the dumps.

Dislikes[edit]

  • Acting normal for a change.
  • Goofy Goober

Hated by[edit]

Trivia[edit]

  • His favorite flavor of ice cream is garlic.
  • He uses shields as weapons, much like Captain America. That's kind of... goofy!
  • He's able to perform the Falcon Punch
  • Stars in educational films about how to do things.