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'''Kentucky Fried Chicken''' is the restaurant of the [[God]]s, owned by Colonel Sanders, who would be mighteh proud to have you try Colonel Sanders's Kentucky Fried Chicken. Mighteh proud. It has appeared in both ''Dynamite Dux'' and ''Crazy Taxi''. It is [[Robotnik]]'s favourite food.
A restaurant of the Gods owned by Colonel Sanders and has appeared in both Dynamite Dux and Crazy Taxi. It is [[Robotnik]]'s favourite food. Balrog is a nigger.
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[[Image:Colonel Sanders.png|thumb|right|The founder of KFC himself, Colonel Sanders.]]
 
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==People Who Like KFC==
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*[[SuperYoshi]]
 
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*[[Beccosnelder]]
[[image:Demo.PNG|thumb|The [[Demoman]] stares at his beloved fried chicken.]]
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*[[Kfcnyancat]]
 
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*[[Dr. Robotnik]]
==People who like KFC==
 
*[[Robotnik]]
 
 
*[[Zack]]
 
*[[Zack]]
 
*[[Froggo]]
 
*[[Froggo]]
 
*[[Aka Pella]]
 
*[[Aka Pella]]
 
*[[Yoshi]]
 
*[[Yoshi]]
*[[M.Bison]]
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*[[Eric Cartman]]
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*[[M. Bison]]
 
*[[Demoman]]
 
*[[Demoman]]
 
*[[Zatchy]]
 
*[[Zatchy]]
 
*[[Arufonzu]]
 
*[[Arufonzu]]
*[[You]]
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*[[You]] (Well how couldn't you? <S>Chicken</S> Everything always tastes better when it's fried!)
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*[[King Harkinian|The King of Hyrule]]
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*[[The Amazing Atheist]]
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[[Image:11_colonel_zoom.jpg|thumb|left|He once invaded the [[YouChew]] forums.]]
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*[[Omfak]]
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*[[Beer Guy]]
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*[[Jesus Christ]]
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*[[Kirby]]
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*[[King Dedede]]
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*[[Metaknight]] (Only when both [[Kirby]] and [[King Dedede]] aren't around.)
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*[[You|Everyone]], other than vegans.
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{{VidCaption|pwURoueDzFo|The good Colonel himself, explaining Kentucky Fried Chicken.}}
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{{VidCaption|ixgjBfITrYI|Don't say that your food company is better. Just don't.}}
  
==People who DON'T like KFC==
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==People Who DON'T Like KFC==
*[[Scratch]]
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*[[Dr. Eggman]]/[[Robotnik]] before his mother remarried.
*[[ytwatchdog]] (did a report for the BBC)
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*[[Chad Warden]], but he is a fag, and nobody likes him anyway.
*[[Professor Von Schlemmer]] (found e-coli once there and NEVER returned even though he likes fried chicken)
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*The [[Osaka]] Hanshin [[Cats|Tigers]] and their fans (see note below).
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*[[Princess Toadstool|The Princess]]
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*[[Bowser Jr.]]
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*[[Communists|PETA]]
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*Vegans
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*[[GiromCalica]]
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*People who like Church's Chicken
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{{VidCaption|3G5arh3qC5c|Kill the [[Fuck]]ing Chicken!!!}}
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*Note: Colonel Sanders placed a curse on the Hanshin Tigers because Tigers fans stole his statue from a nearby Kentucky Fried Chicken in [[1985]] and threw it in the river. The reason why is because fans resembling each of the players on the team would jump into the river in Osaka as a way of celebrating, and there wasn't a fan that looked like their single [[America]]n player. The statue, though, did resemble the American, so they threw it in. As of 2014, they still have yet to win the Japan Series, appearing in, but losing to, the Fukuoka Softbank Hawks in the 2014 series.

Latest revision as of 15:44, 2 November 2019

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This article refers to either a food found in Youtube Poop, or an article related to food. Either way, it sure is delicious. MMMMMMMMMM, food!


Kentucky Fried Chicken is the restaurant of the Gods, owned by Colonel Sanders, who would be mighteh proud to have you try Colonel Sanders's Kentucky Fried Chicken. Mighteh proud. It has appeared in both Dynamite Dux and Crazy Taxi. It is Robotnik's favourite food.

The founder of KFC himself, Colonel Sanders.

People Who Like KFC[edit]

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He once invaded the YouChew forums.
{{#ev:youtube|pwURoueDzFo|320}}The good Colonel himself, explaining Kentucky Fried Chicken.
{{#ev:youtube|ixgjBfITrYI|320}}Don't say that your food company is better. Just don't.

People Who DON'T Like KFC[edit]

{{#ev:youtube|3G5arh3qC5c|320}}Kill the Fucking Chicken!!!

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  • Note: Colonel Sanders placed a curse on the Hanshin Tigers because Tigers fans stole his statue from a nearby Kentucky Fried Chicken in 1985 and threw it in the river. The reason why is because fans resembling each of the players on the team would jump into the river in Osaka as a way of celebrating, and there wasn't a fan that looked like their single American player. The statue, though, did resemble the American, so they threw it in. As of 2014, they still have yet to win the Japan Series, appearing in, but losing to, the Fukuoka Softbank Hawks in the 2014 series.