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{{Pooper}}
 
{{Pooper}}
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{{Pooperbox
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|name=Markie
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|1stmade=[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uGN4-Fmmvw YOU WHAT], June 19, 2007
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|sources=Powerpuff Girls, Voltes V, Power Rangers
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|methods=???
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|tech=[[Windows Movie Maker]], Sony Vegas
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|realname=Markie
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|sex=Male
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|nationality=Filipino-American
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|youtubeaccount=MarkieV101}}
  
 
==In brief==
 
==In brief==
  
MarkieV101 is the self-proclaimed maker of the very first Powerpuff Girls poops, and with it has spawned a swarm of pancakes, gurgling, Bubbles, Robocop, and other assorted faggotry. In his spare time he likes to make scratch videos instead of Youtube Poops, which is rather contradictory to his work ethic of merging all available "pooping styles" together and watching the result from his copy of Windows Movie Maker.
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MarkieV101 is the primary account for one ''Markie'' who discovered the art of scratch video making back in 2007 and has persisted in its crazy community ever since. His videos may or may not be considered "Youtube Poop" anymore. Depends on who you ask. If you ask him, he'll deny falling under that label for his stuff beyond 2011, just to save you the trouble.
 
 
He currently works for the empire of Homestar Runner, serving as a Commander for the battleship CRAPTACULAR.
 
  
 
==History==
 
==History==
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===Motion Pictures===
 
===Motion Pictures===
*'''[[You'll never guess what's for BREAKFAST!]]'''
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*'''You'll never guess what's for BREAKFAST!'''
:The first ever Powerpuff Girls centric Youtube Poop until somebody stands up and claims it isn't so. (It has been used in poops before this but not PPG centric) In this heartwarming family classic Harold Smith challenges the Professor of Utonium in a pancake duel. The video upon release suffered terribly in the box office, but shortly became a groundbreaking hit due to the uncanny storytelling of Mark Panelo.
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:The first ever Powerpuff Girls centric poop until somebody stands up and claims it isn't so. (It has been used in poops before this but not PPG centric) In this heartwarming family classic Harold Smith challenges the Professor of Utonium in a pancake duel. The video upon release suffered terribly in the box office, but shortly became a groundbreaking hit due to its uncanny storytelling.
  
 
{{vid|9VjG2BrOLPU}}
 
{{vid|9VjG2BrOLPU}}
  
 
*'''MOJO JOJOJOJOJOJO'''
 
*'''MOJO JOJOJOJOJOJO'''
:Markie's second Powerpuff Girls Youtube Poop. Thanks to the success of his first, many were able to appreciate this film's plot (an incoherent one to say the least). This also marks the first time Markie uses the power of AIDS to convey such simple life lessons.
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:Markie's second Powerpuff Girls poop. Thanks to the success of his first, many were able to appreciate this film's plot (an incoherent one to say the least). This also marks the first time Markie uses the power of AIDS to convey such simple life lessons. (Currently taken offline.)
  
 
*'''BUTTERCUP COSPLAYS TYRANNOSAURUS ALAN'''
 
*'''BUTTERCUP COSPLAYS TYRANNOSAURUS ALAN'''
:Markie's third official Powerpuff Girls Youtube Poop. Critics say the author made it just to create an opening for a "CHOCOLATE RAIN" joke. Mark Panelo denied this and said that the jokes came naturally and that they weren't really planned out beforehand. Guest starring George the Volcano and Tyrannosaurus Alan.
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:Markie's third official Powerpuff Girls poop. Critics say the author made it just to create an opening for a "CHOCOLATE RAIN" joke. Markie denied this and said that the jokes came naturally and that they weren't really planned out beforehand. Guest starring George the Volcano and Tyrannosaurus Alan.
  
*'''ROBOTNIK DEMANDS AN END TO THIS FAGGOTRY'''
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*'''ROBOTNIK DEMANDS...'''
:Markie's first major non-PPG Youtube Poop, nearly 7 minutes in width. Viewers noticed a different technique used - the abuse of inside jokes and overlapping voice recording without care of lip synchronization. This is also the first time Mark has ever used Bill O'Reilly and Fred Phelps in a Youtube Poop, displaying him as being flexible with different types of source media.
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:Markie's first major non-PPG poop, nearly 7 minutes in width. Viewers noticed a different technique used - the abuse of inside jokes and overlapping voice recording without care of lip synchronization. This is also the first time Mark has ever used Bill O'Reilly and Fred Phelps in a poop, displaying him as being flexible with different types of source media.
  
 
*'''STUPID HAIRCUT DAY. HOW EXCITING!'''
 
*'''STUPID HAIRCUT DAY. HOW EXCITING!'''
:The fourth in an endless trilogy or so of PPG poop. Blossom gets a haircut, fights a [[Stegblob|black Scottish Cyclops]], becomes Buckethead, plays Team Fortress 2, and sets the city of hairpin turns ON FIRE - all in one sitting.
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:The fourth in an endless trilogy or so of PPG poop. Blossom gets a haircut, fights a [[Demoman|black Scottish Cyclops]], becomes Buckethead, plays Team Fortress 2, and sets the city of hairpin turns ON FIRE - all in one sitting.
  
 
===Other Stuff Worth Mentioning===
 
===Other Stuff Worth Mentioning===
 
*'''YOU WHAT:'''
 
*'''YOU WHAT:'''
:Markie's first ever submitted Youtube Poop, messing up personally his most awkward scene in the video game Kingdom Hearts II - the fight with Sora and Roxas.<br>
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:Markie's first ever submitted poop, messing up personally his most awkward scene in the video game Kingdom Hearts II - the fight with Sora and Roxas.<br>
::'''YOU WHAT: SOURCE''' - a new and improved version of the original, with a formal introduction by Tweek of South Park fame. Mark considers this to be his most underrated Youtube Poop next to THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
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::'''YOU WHAT: SOURCE''' - a new and improved version of the original, with a formal introduction by Tweek of South Park fame.
  
 
*'''THAT WAS UNDENIABLE PROOF THAT WE TOTALLY OWNED YOU LAMERS:
 
*'''THAT WAS UNDENIABLE PROOF THAT WE TOTALLY OWNED YOU LAMERS:
:Markie's first Rape Rave. Includes Raving Rabbids and a complete non-sequitur.
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:Includes Raving Rabbids and a complete non-sequitur.
  
 
*'''THIS IS RIDICULOUS:'''
 
*'''THIS IS RIDICULOUS:'''
:'''pt1''' - Markie's first Kids Next Door Youtube Poop, coming in at below three minutes because his video editing software was crashing on his .avi files. In this film, the Delightful Children from the Down the Shove keep interrupting Nigel Uno, who starts to hallucinate about properly behaved children.<br>
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:'''pt1''' - Markie's first Kids Next Door poop, coming in at below three minutes because his video editing software was crashing on his .avi files. In this film, the Delightful Children from the Down the Shove keep interrupting Nigel Uno, who starts to hallucinate about properly behaved children.<br>
:'''pt2''' - was promised, but whether is is currently being worked on has not been stated by official sources.
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:'''pt2''' - is currently cancelled.
  
*'''Custom WMM Effects Rape Rave:'''
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*'''Custom WMM Effects Rave:'''
:A video demonstrating some new techniques acquired by Mark Panelo from certain Windows Movie Maker sites. Guest appearances by Gwonam and Major Man.
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:A video demonstrating some new techniques acquired by Markie from certain Windows Movie Maker sites. Guest appearances by Gwonam and Major Man.
  
 
*'''Breakfast, thine name is Pickles'''
 
*'''Breakfast, thine name is Pickles'''
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*'''Luigi's Spaghetti Western''' - ''October 10, 2007''
 
*'''Luigi's Spaghetti Western''' - ''October 10, 2007''
:Original CD-i poop or laserdisc frenzy gone wrong?! THE CHOICE IS OURS! Starring Mad Dog McCree and his little pilgrim gunslinger SHERIFF friends. Was deleted about a week after its appearance on Youtube. It is currently in Markie's haven in dailymotion.
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:Original CD-i poop or laserdisc frenzy gone wrong?! THE CHOICE IS OURS! Starring Mad Dog McCree and his little pilgrim gunslinger SHERIFF friends. Was deleted about a week after its appearance on Youtube. It is currently in Markie's haven in dailymotion. In retrospect, it wasn't a good idea to post it as a response to the original Mad Dog McCree video.
  
 
===Eras===
 
===Eras===
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*'''THIS IS RIDICULOUS - pt1/2'''
 
*'''THIS IS RIDICULOUS - pt1/2'''
 
*'''You'll never guess what's for BREAKFAST!'''
 
*'''You'll never guess what's for BREAKFAST!'''
*'''TAKE THE IMMATURITY TEST'''
 
 
*'''HAROLD SMITH AUDITIONS FOR AMERICAN IDOL'''
 
*'''HAROLD SMITH AUDITIONS FOR AMERICAN IDOL'''
 
*'''MOJO JOJOJOJOJOJO'''
 
*'''MOJO JOJOJOJOJOJO'''
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*'''YOU WHAT: Source'''
 
*'''YOU WHAT: Source'''
 
*'''Robotnik's Prank Call'''
 
*'''Robotnik's Prank Call'''
*'''Custom WMM Effects Rape Rave'''
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*'''Custom WMM Effects Rave'''
 
*'''Luigi speaks MORSE CODE'''
 
*'''Luigi speaks MORSE CODE'''
 
*'''WELDUN'teuh RYBYB'''
 
*'''WELDUN'teuh RYBYB'''
*'''ENGULFED IN A DUST CLOUD'''
 
  
 
====YouChewPoop era (August 2007 - September 2007)====
 
====YouChewPoop era (August 2007 - September 2007)====
 
*'''BUTTERCUP COSPLAYS TYRANNOSAURUS ALAN'''
 
*'''BUTTERCUP COSPLAYS TYRANNOSAURUS ALAN'''
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*'''robotnikdemands.wmv'''
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*'''EXCITING MADDEN NFL 2008 GAMEPLAY'''
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*'''Breakfast, thine name is Pickles'''
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*'''Mario's Night Vision Powers'''
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*'''Phones'''
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*'''THE CRAPPIEST FILLER EVER'''
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*'''The Engineer's Practical Problems'''
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*'''Luigi Outsmarts the Bullet'''
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====Avant-Garde era (September 2007 - November 2007)====
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*'''Lord Zedd's Boom Boom Huck Jam'''
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*'''Luigi's Spaghetti Western'''
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*'''STUPID HAIRCUT DAY. HOW EXCITING!'''
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*'''REVENGE OF HAROLD SMITH'''
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====Sony Beggars era (November 2007 - January 2008)====
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*'''WMM Vista bear (antipoop edition)'''
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*'''FUN WITH SONY BEGGARS'''
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*'''DEFCON TWOAH'''
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*'''NEED A TELEPORTER HERE'''
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*'''DARN'''
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====Fortress Forev-era (January 2008 - February 2008)====
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*'''MAGNETIC WHIPS ACTIVATED (original title: "In Honor of Black History Month")'''
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:
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::I had to change the title recently due to personal reasons.
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====Progressive Era (March 2008 - May 2010)====
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*'''JazzDanceForChildren gets a Job'''
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*'''Famine Fatale'''
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*'''Sniper vs. The End'''
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*'''Fighting the Good Fight'''
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*'''The Schaudenfreude of Haruhi Suzumiya'''
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*'''INCREDIBLE LASER EYE SURGERY'''
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====Still Waters Era (May 2010 - July 2011)====
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====I Got Problems Era (July 2011 - January 2012)====
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*'''LOST MARKIE TAPES PART 1 - "Screaming Eagle"'''
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*'''LOST MARKIE TAPES PART 2 - "MARIO COACHES THE SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS"'''
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:Made in 2008, kinda. Features Metal Wolf Chaos.
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====Flux Era 1 (January 2012 - January 2013)====
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*'''Parker is in a crisis!'''
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*'''LOST MARKIE TAPES PART 3 - a youtube poop by markie'''
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:Reupload from the "perfect poop" account.
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*'''The Mayor!'''
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:A return to 2007-esque editing! WMM, PPG, V5- a dandy combination!
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::TOWNSVILLE
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*'''in the distant dusty future'''
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*'''Integer the Hard Way'''
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:Made literally moments after hearing of MCA/Adam Yauch's passing. Rest in peace.
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*'''Untitled Action Figure Chronicles'''
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*'''A modest celebration of five years of making stuff like this'''
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====Back In The Game Era (January 2013 - June 2015)====
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*'''GENERATION VI'''
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:Coinciding with the announcement of Pokemon generation six, here's a "Born Mobile" Qualcomm CES keynote for the cool kidz.
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*'''Metaphors'''
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:First Medabots video. IT'S TIME
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*'''DEBU SENTAI PROVOLONERANGER (デブ戦隊プロヴォロニレンジャー)'''
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*'''PROVOLONERANGERS OPERACIÓN ZUCCHINI DISH (actual title: POWER RANGERS OPERATION ZUCCHINI DISH)'''
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:No one else I knew of was making Power Rangers videos in frequent bursts, so I made my own.
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*'''Ace Balthazar Said'''
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:Fad response.
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*'''Serial Experiments Amp'''
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:First ''Superhuman Samurai Syber Squad'' scratch video...ever? Was aiming for more of a 2007-mrSimon/electriccheese/1upclock feel for this one.
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*'''a glass of guava juice'''
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:First ''Hey Arnold!'' video. Originally this was going to be a scratch video with an intro breakdown a la mrSimon but this turned into a full-fledged music piece by the end. A remixed version will come out eventually.
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*'''I never figured out what they were working on, either'''
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:Duel vs. mazz0 round 1. Aquabats and Superhuman Samurai Syber Squad. 1980 fat boyyyyyyy
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*'''Metal Gear Revive'''
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*'''NOT ANOTHER MARIO BROS VIDEO!!!'''
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:Made for one of Smonge's collabs. An instant classic, with Furnessly-esque editing. I like the second half better than the first.
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*'''chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanté's gooooooooooooooot aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan''' - ''March 8, 2013''
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:Slowed down Chante Moore is funny.
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*'''VICE PRESIDENT OF PIZZA PRESENTS: SONGS'''
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:Fad response to the Dominos Vocaloid ad campaign.
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*'''FEDORA HOLE'''
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:Another livestream live video making thing, featuring everyone's favorite ''Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty'' injoke, FEDERAL HALL! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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*'''SplolqƧ'''
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:The kid/squid ad campaign was on full steam when I released this. DISCLAIMER: Please practice responsible gun safety and do not bring real life guns to an ink fight. Thank you.
  
====Avant-Garde era (September 2007 - present====
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====I'm Really Feeling It! Era (June 2015 - present)====
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*'''Inside Lu Bu Davis'''
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:I remember the good old days when we were using Lu Bu's capture in the 1990's ROTK live action series as a source. This is close enough I guess.
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*'''untitled'''
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:Watch the video and find out.
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*'''M. Abel's Guide to Media Convergence'''
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*'''He's not joking around!!!'''
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:Inspired by ophios.
  
 
==Style==
 
==Style==
  
 
===Preferred Sources===
 
===Preferred Sources===
*Powerpuff Girls
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*[[Powerpuff Girls]]
*Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog
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*[[Codename: Kids Next Door]]
*Metalocalypse
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*[[Power Rangers]]
*Codename: Kids Next Door
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*Voltes V
*Team Fortress 2
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*Superhuman Samurai Syber Squad
*Madden NFL
 
*any video game moment that depicts something epic
 
  
 
===Preferred Methods===
 
===Preferred Methods===
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*Vanilla Surprise
 
*Vanilla Surprise
 
*Mysterious Zoom
 
*Mysterious Zoom
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*Reversing
  
 
===Likes===
 
===Likes===
 
*Windows Movie Maker...at least when it doesn't crash every forty hours
 
*Windows Movie Maker...at least when it doesn't crash every forty hours
*Anime (only a selected few for so-called stand-out quality traits; isn't really into it anymore)
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*Sony Vegas
*Robotnik when he isn't evil
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*[[Anime]]
*Mashed Potatoes
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*[[Robotnik]]
*Van Morrison
 
*Gnarls Barkley
 
*Psychology
 
 
*[[Conrad Slater]]'s wise words and stuff
 
*[[Conrad Slater]]'s wise words and stuff
*Yoshimitsu
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*[[Tekken|Yoshimitsu]]
*The Engineer
 
  
 
===Dislikes===
 
===Dislikes===
*Robotnik when he's evil
 
 
*Not having fancy video editing software
 
*Not having fancy video editing software
*[[Konata Izumi]] buying sausage
 
*When people dislike certain poopisms - he honestly doesn't care too much to like or hate methods except for Mountain Repetition (see also [[JezMM#Dislikes|JezMM]] and [[Furnessly#Dislikes|Furnessly]])
 
 
*Harold Smith for not liking pancakes
 
*Harold Smith for not liking pancakes
*Using raw Japanese anime '''with ENGLISH SUBS''' in scratch videos (he believes if you understood what was going on it would ruin the whole poop for you, JezMM being probably the only exception)
 
*Reasons
 
*Pocky
 
  
 
==Reception==
 
==Reception==
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===Criticism===
 
===Criticism===
 
<!-- Common mistakes made by this pooper, recurring negative youtube comments and self confessed annoyances-->
 
<!-- Common mistakes made by this pooper, recurring negative youtube comments and self confessed annoyances-->
Dumb as fuck.
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Too lazy!
  
 
===Achievements===
 
===Achievements===
 
<!-- the creation of notable poops or fads plus critical achievements based upon positive feedback from comments, high viewer counts etc.-->
 
<!-- the creation of notable poops or fads plus critical achievements based upon positive feedback from comments, high viewer counts etc.-->
  
Besides the first Powerpuff Girl poop, or starting the whole Youtube Poop Coloring Book thread, no, sorry, this guy is not worth knowing. BACK AWAY
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It is rumored that he is involved in the creation of [[INCREDIBLE LASER SWORD]], an organization of sorts.
  
 
==Associates==
 
==Associates==
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===In Real Life===
 
===In Real Life===
 
*lives close to [[ApolloBoy]] and [[Tetsuo9999]]
 
*lives close to [[ApolloBoy]] and [[Tetsuo9999]]
*Great America
 
  
 
===Online===
 
===Online===
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*[[ZippZapp]] - known as Mini-Trogdor to Markie
 
*[[ZippZapp]] - known as Mini-Trogdor to Markie
 
*[[SpanishInquisition]]
 
*[[SpanishInquisition]]
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*[[Erarg]]
  
 
===Influences===
 
===Influences===
*[[mrSimon]]
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*[[The Electric Cheese]]
 
*[[Stegblob]]
 
*[[Stegblob]]
 
*[[1upclock]]
 
*[[1upclock]]
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*[[Tetsuo9999]]
 
*[[Tetsuo9999]]
 
*[[SuperYoshi]]
 
*[[SuperYoshi]]
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*[[TangerineImpz]]
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*[[Combuskenisawesome]]
  
 
===Fans===
 
===Fans===
NO ONE. YOU'RE ALL WHORING ME OUT FOR THE POWERPUFF GIRLS STUFF ANYWAYS.
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*[[MrTomato26]]
  
 
==Other Information==
 
==Other Information==
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===Trivia===
 
===Trivia===
*The following usernames he will use: Markie, MarkieV101, BurninatorBoombox, BurnBox, mk_97
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*The following usernames he will use: Markie, MarkieV101, BurninatorBoombox, BurnBox, scrander
*Is currently under a "neutral point of view" policy
 
 
*Has successfully guessed what was for breakfast three times
 
*Has successfully guessed what was for breakfast three times
*Filipino-American, but nobody cares
 
*FOR THE LAST TIME, HE'S NOT BUBBLES. GET OVER IT ALREADY.
 
  
 
===Links===
 
===Links===
 
[http://youtubepoop.com/pooper/markiev101/ YTP Directory Listing]
 
[http://youtubepoop.com/pooper/markiev101/ YTP Directory Listing]

Latest revision as of 19:46, 23 November 2015

Whoops! Maybe you were looking for userspace User:Markie?
NicePooper.jpg This article is about a creator of YouTube Poop videos, known as a Youtube Pooper.


In brief[edit]

MarkieV101 is the primary account for one Markie who discovered the art of scratch video making back in 2007 and has persisted in its crazy community ever since. His videos may or may not be considered "Youtube Poop" anymore. Depends on who you ask. If you ask him, he'll deny falling under that label for his stuff beyond 2011, just to save you the trouble.

History[edit]

First poops seen[edit]

  • Link faces of evil messup 2!!! - link
The first scratch video of any kind that Markie has ever watched, ever.
  • Live in Istanbul! - link
The so-called first Youtube Poop watched by Markie, on accident.
  • MAMA LUIGI IS A NUCLEAR WEAPON - link
The first Youtube Poop that Markie ever enjoyed, and the first of several that made him jump over the shark and onto the bandwagon.

Motion Pictures[edit]

  • You'll never guess what's for BREAKFAST!
The first ever Powerpuff Girls centric poop until somebody stands up and claims it isn't so. (It has been used in poops before this but not PPG centric) In this heartwarming family classic Harold Smith challenges the Professor of Utonium in a pancake duel. The video upon release suffered terribly in the box office, but shortly became a groundbreaking hit due to its uncanny storytelling.

{{#ev:youtube|9VjG2BrOLPU|320}}

  • MOJO JOJOJOJOJOJO
Markie's second Powerpuff Girls poop. Thanks to the success of his first, many were able to appreciate this film's plot (an incoherent one to say the least). This also marks the first time Markie uses the power of AIDS to convey such simple life lessons. (Currently taken offline.)
  • BUTTERCUP COSPLAYS TYRANNOSAURUS ALAN
Markie's third official Powerpuff Girls poop. Critics say the author made it just to create an opening for a "CHOCOLATE RAIN" joke. Markie denied this and said that the jokes came naturally and that they weren't really planned out beforehand. Guest starring George the Volcano and Tyrannosaurus Alan.
  • ROBOTNIK DEMANDS...
Markie's first major non-PPG poop, nearly 7 minutes in width. Viewers noticed a different technique used - the abuse of inside jokes and overlapping voice recording without care of lip synchronization. This is also the first time Mark has ever used Bill O'Reilly and Fred Phelps in a poop, displaying him as being flexible with different types of source media.
  • STUPID HAIRCUT DAY. HOW EXCITING!
The fourth in an endless trilogy or so of PPG poop. Blossom gets a haircut, fights a black Scottish Cyclops, becomes Buckethead, plays Team Fortress 2, and sets the city of hairpin turns ON FIRE - all in one sitting.

Other Stuff Worth Mentioning[edit]

  • YOU WHAT:
Markie's first ever submitted poop, messing up personally his most awkward scene in the video game Kingdom Hearts II - the fight with Sora and Roxas.
YOU WHAT: SOURCE - a new and improved version of the original, with a formal introduction by Tweek of South Park fame.
  • THAT WAS UNDENIABLE PROOF THAT WE TOTALLY OWNED YOU LAMERS:
Includes Raving Rabbids and a complete non-sequitur.
  • THIS IS RIDICULOUS:
pt1 - Markie's first Kids Next Door poop, coming in at below three minutes because his video editing software was crashing on his .avi files. In this film, the Delightful Children from the Down the Shove keep interrupting Nigel Uno, who starts to hallucinate about properly behaved children.
pt2 - is currently cancelled.
  • Custom WMM Effects Rave:
A video demonstrating some new techniques acquired by Markie from certain Windows Movie Maker sites. Guest appearances by Gwonam and Major Man.
  • Breakfast, thine name is Pickles
Markie's first Metalocalypse scratch video.
  • The Engineer's Practical Problems - September 14, 2007
Team Fortress 2 stuff, and the first TF2-related video Markie has ever made, just to beat the others to the punch in using the Engineer "Meet The Class" video. Most notable was the fact that the great TyrannosaurusReich gave it 4 stars.
  • Luigi outsmarts the bullet
Filler is filler. Very bad filler.
  • Luigi's Spaghetti Western - October 10, 2007
Original CD-i poop or laserdisc frenzy gone wrong?! THE CHOICE IS OURS! Starring Mad Dog McCree and his little pilgrim gunslinger SHERIFF friends. Was deleted about a week after its appearance on Youtube. It is currently in Markie's haven in dailymotion. In retrospect, it wasn't a good idea to post it as a response to the original Mad Dog McCree video.

Eras[edit]

MrSimonAlt era (June 2007 - July 2007)[edit]

  • YOU WHAT
  • THAT WAS UNDENIABLE PROOF THAT WE TOTALLY OWNED YOU LAMERS
  • THIS IS RIDICULOUS - pt1/2
  • You'll never guess what's for BREAKFAST!
  • HAROLD SMITH AUDITIONS FOR AMERICAN IDOL
  • MOJO JOJOJOJOJOJO
  • Luigi Looks Deceiving
  • YOU WHAT: Source
  • Robotnik's Prank Call
  • Custom WMM Effects Rave
  • Luigi speaks MORSE CODE
  • WELDUN'teuh RYBYB

YouChewPoop era (August 2007 - September 2007)[edit]

  • BUTTERCUP COSPLAYS TYRANNOSAURUS ALAN
  • robotnikdemands.wmv
  • EXCITING MADDEN NFL 2008 GAMEPLAY
  • Breakfast, thine name is Pickles
  • Mario's Night Vision Powers
  • Phones
  • THE CRAPPIEST FILLER EVER
  • The Engineer's Practical Problems
  • Luigi Outsmarts the Bullet

Avant-Garde era (September 2007 - November 2007)[edit]

  • Lord Zedd's Boom Boom Huck Jam
  • Luigi's Spaghetti Western
  • STUPID HAIRCUT DAY. HOW EXCITING!
  • REVENGE OF HAROLD SMITH

Sony Beggars era (November 2007 - January 2008)[edit]

  • WMM Vista bear (antipoop edition)
  • FUN WITH SONY BEGGARS
  • DEFCON TWOAH
  • NEED A TELEPORTER HERE
  • DARN

Fortress Forev-era (January 2008 - February 2008)[edit]

  • MAGNETIC WHIPS ACTIVATED (original title: "In Honor of Black History Month")
I had to change the title recently due to personal reasons.

Progressive Era (March 2008 - May 2010)[edit]

  • JazzDanceForChildren gets a Job
  • Famine Fatale
  • Sniper vs. The End
  • Fighting the Good Fight
  • The Schaudenfreude of Haruhi Suzumiya
  • INCREDIBLE LASER EYE SURGERY

Still Waters Era (May 2010 - July 2011)[edit]

I Got Problems Era (July 2011 - January 2012)[edit]

  • LOST MARKIE TAPES PART 1 - "Screaming Eagle"
  • LOST MARKIE TAPES PART 2 - "MARIO COACHES THE SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS"
Made in 2008, kinda. Features Metal Wolf Chaos.

Flux Era 1 (January 2012 - January 2013)[edit]

  • Parker is in a crisis!
  • LOST MARKIE TAPES PART 3 - a youtube poop by markie
Reupload from the "perfect poop" account.
  • The Mayor!
A return to 2007-esque editing! WMM, PPG, V5- a dandy combination!
TOWNSVILLE
  • in the distant dusty future
  • Integer the Hard Way
Made literally moments after hearing of MCA/Adam Yauch's passing. Rest in peace.
  • Untitled Action Figure Chronicles
  • A modest celebration of five years of making stuff like this

Back In The Game Era (January 2013 - June 2015)[edit]

  • GENERATION VI
Coinciding with the announcement of Pokemon generation six, here's a "Born Mobile" Qualcomm CES keynote for the cool kidz.
  • Metaphors
First Medabots video. IT'S TIME
  • DEBU SENTAI PROVOLONERANGER (デブ戦隊プロヴォロニレンジャー)
  • PROVOLONERANGERS OPERACIÓN ZUCCHINI DISH (actual title: POWER RANGERS OPERATION ZUCCHINI DISH)
No one else I knew of was making Power Rangers videos in frequent bursts, so I made my own.
  • Ace Balthazar Said
Fad response.
  • Serial Experiments Amp
First Superhuman Samurai Syber Squad scratch video...ever? Was aiming for more of a 2007-mrSimon/electriccheese/1upclock feel for this one.
  • a glass of guava juice
First Hey Arnold! video. Originally this was going to be a scratch video with an intro breakdown a la mrSimon but this turned into a full-fledged music piece by the end. A remixed version will come out eventually.
  • I never figured out what they were working on, either
Duel vs. mazz0 round 1. Aquabats and Superhuman Samurai Syber Squad. 1980 fat boyyyyyyy
  • Metal Gear Revive
  • NOT ANOTHER MARIO BROS VIDEO!!!
Made for one of Smonge's collabs. An instant classic, with Furnessly-esque editing. I like the second half better than the first.
  • chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanté's gooooooooooooooot aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan - March 8, 2013
Slowed down Chante Moore is funny.
  • VICE PRESIDENT OF PIZZA PRESENTS: SONGS
Fad response to the Dominos Vocaloid ad campaign.
  • FEDORA HOLE
Another livestream live video making thing, featuring everyone's favorite Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty injoke, FEDERAL HALL! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  • SplolqƧ
The kid/squid ad campaign was on full steam when I released this. DISCLAIMER: Please practice responsible gun safety and do not bring real life guns to an ink fight. Thank you.

I'm Really Feeling It! Era (June 2015 - present)[edit]

  • Inside Lu Bu Davis
I remember the good old days when we were using Lu Bu's capture in the 1990's ROTK live action series as a source. This is close enough I guess.
  • untitled
Watch the video and find out.
  • M. Abel's Guide to Media Convergence
  • He's not joking around!!!
Inspired by ophios.

Style[edit]

Preferred Sources[edit]

Preferred Methods[edit]

  • Lock-up
  • Stare Down
  • Stutter Loop
  • Vanilla Surprise
  • Mysterious Zoom
  • Reversing

Likes[edit]

Dislikes[edit]

  • Not having fancy video editing software
  • Harold Smith for not liking pancakes

Reception[edit]

Criticism[edit]

Too lazy!

Achievements[edit]

It is rumored that he is involved in the creation of INCREDIBLE LASER SWORD, an organization of sorts.

Associates[edit]

In Real Life[edit]

Online[edit]

Influences[edit]

Fans[edit]

Other Information[edit]

Trivia[edit]

  • The following usernames he will use: Markie, MarkieV101, BurninatorBoombox, BurnBox, scrander
  • Has successfully guessed what was for breakfast three times

Links[edit]

YTP Directory Listing