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[[Image:Shitstart.png|thumb|400px|right|No matter what you do, [[Pingas|.png]] images will feel like shit [[Chewiki|here]].]] | [[Image:Shitstart.png|thumb|400px|right|No matter what you do, [[Pingas|.png]] images will feel like shit [[Chewiki|here]].]] | ||
== What Is Shit? == | == What Is Shit? == | ||
| − | + | [[File:WhatisthisShit.png|thumb|left|What is this shit?]] | |
Shit (くそ, Kuso) is a comfort food invented by George Shit in 1934. Shit realized people called their feces shit, so he renamed it to Taco Bell. He sold it in stores until 5 minutes later, when he opened the first Taco Bell restraunt. People ate there everyday, and many complaints were sent in. The complaints were about e.coli, salmonella, and parasites. Shit never bothered shutting down Taco Bell, then Shit! Restaurants bought it in 1980. Shit! also owns [[KFC]], A&W, and Long John Silvers. | Shit (くそ, Kuso) is a comfort food invented by George Shit in 1934. Shit realized people called their feces shit, so he renamed it to Taco Bell. He sold it in stores until 5 minutes later, when he opened the first Taco Bell restraunt. People ate there everyday, and many complaints were sent in. The complaints were about e.coli, salmonella, and parasites. Shit never bothered shutting down Taco Bell, then Shit! Restaurants bought it in 1980. Shit! also owns [[KFC]], A&W, and Long John Silvers. | ||
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Shit, as a word, can have several meanings. | Shit, as a word, can have several meanings. | ||
| − | *Verb: The act of defecating. Sample: "I gotta | + | *Verb: The act of defecating. Sample: "I gotta '''shit'''." |
| − | *Noun: Referring to feces itself. Sample: "Whoa! That's one big shit!" In addition, shit can also be a | + | *Noun: Referring to feces itself. Sample: "Whoa! That's one big '''shit'''!" In addition, shit can also be a synonym for "[[Stuff]]". Sample: "Move your '''shit''' out of the way, before I [[fucking]] break that '''shit'''." |
| − | *Adjective: "Shit" can be used as an extremely harsh form of "bad". Sample: "[[Twilight]] is shit." Inversely, "the shit", means "[[great]]". Sample: "[[ | + | *Adjective: "Shit" can be used as an extremely harsh form of "bad". Sample: "[[Twilight]] is '''shit'''." Inversely, "the shit", means "[[great]]". Sample: "[[Coca-Cola]] is '''the shit'''!" |
| − | *Interjection: "Shit" can also be uttered as an interjection. Sample: "Oh ''shit''! What the [[fuck]] are we going to do now!?" | + | *Interjection: "Shit" can also be uttered as an interjection. Sample: "Oh '''shit'''! What the [[fuck]] are we going to do now!?" |
[[Image:Shimajiro.JPG|thumb|left|If [[you]] can take a '''shit''', a [[Australia|kangaroo]] will give you a pair of [[underwear]].]] | [[Image:Shimajiro.JPG|thumb|left|If [[you]] can take a '''shit''', a [[Australia|kangaroo]] will give you a pair of [[underwear]].]] | ||
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| + | ==Other Ways To Say "Shit"== | ||
| + | *[[YouTube Poop|Poop]] | ||
| + | **Poo (Invented by [[Chowder (character)|Chowder]]) | ||
| + | **Poopy | ||
| + | *Crap | ||
| + | *Defecation (A scientific word for "shit") | ||
| + | *Feces (Another scientific word for "shit") | ||
| + | *Dump | ||
| + | *Diarrhea (Invented by [[SpongeBob SquarePants (character)|SpongeBob]]; commonly used by people such as [[Angry Video Game Nerd|the Angry Video Game Nerd]], [[The Irate Gamer]], etc.) | ||
| + | *Doodie | ||
| + | **Doo-doo (Invented by [[Bill Cosby]]) | ||
| + | *Fecal matter | ||
==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
*[[The Angry Video Game Nerd]] is obsessed with shit. The [[Nostalgia Critic]] is also obsessed with the substance, but not nearly to the same extent. The [[Irate Gamer]] as well, but that's because he can't come up with original jokes to save his life. | *[[The Angry Video Game Nerd]] is obsessed with shit. The [[Nostalgia Critic]] is also obsessed with the substance, but not nearly to the same extent. The [[Irate Gamer]] as well, but that's because he can't come up with original jokes to save his life. | ||
| + | *[[Shimajiro]] likes to take a shit, and show people how to take shits. | ||
*Some people like to get covered in shit and eat it. Those people, thankfully, are outcasts of society. | *Some people like to get covered in shit and eat it. Those people, thankfully, are outcasts of society. | ||
| + | *If you say shit three times in the mirror, [[Q]] will come out and throw [[Poop]] at you( yuck)! | ||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
Latest revision as of 15:04, 19 December 2016
What Is Shit?[edit]
Shit (くそ, Kuso) is a comfort food invented by George Shit in 1934. Shit realized people called their feces shit, so he renamed it to Taco Bell. He sold it in stores until 5 minutes later, when he opened the first Taco Bell restraunt. People ate there everyday, and many complaints were sent in. The complaints were about e.coli, salmonella, and parasites. Shit never bothered shutting down Taco Bell, then Shit! Restaurants bought it in 1980. Shit! also owns KFC, A&W, and Long John Silvers.
Lawsuit[edit]
Youtubeshit.com, Youtubepoop's grandpa, sued Taco Bell for the 74% shit that their burritos came with. LiveVideo Shit, LiveVideo Poop's father, is an asshole!
How Can It Be Used?[edit]
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Shit, as a word, can have several meanings.
- Verb: The act of defecating. Sample: "I gotta shit."
- Noun: Referring to feces itself. Sample: "Whoa! That's one big shit!" In addition, shit can also be a synonym for "Stuff". Sample: "Move your shit out of the way, before I fucking break that shit."
- Adjective: "Shit" can be used as an extremely harsh form of "bad". Sample: "Twilight is shit." Inversely, "the shit", means "great". Sample: "Coca-Cola is the shit!"
- Interjection: "Shit" can also be uttered as an interjection. Sample: "Oh shit! What the fuck are we going to do now!?"
Other Ways To Say "Shit"[edit]
- Poop
- Poo (Invented by Chowder)
- Poopy
- Crap
- Defecation (A scientific word for "shit")
- Feces (Another scientific word for "shit")
- Dump
- Diarrhea (Invented by SpongeBob; commonly used by people such as the Angry Video Game Nerd, The Irate Gamer, etc.)
- Doodie
- Doo-doo (Invented by Bill Cosby)
- Fecal matter
Trivia[edit]
- The Angry Video Game Nerd is obsessed with shit. The Nostalgia Critic is also obsessed with the substance, but not nearly to the same extent. The Irate Gamer as well, but that's because he can't come up with original jokes to save his life.
- Shimajiro likes to take a shit, and show people how to take shits.
- Some people like to get covered in shit and eat it. Those people, thankfully, are outcasts of society.
- If you say shit three times in the mirror, Q will come out and throw Poop at you( yuck)!
See Also[edit]
By the way, everyone's gotten AIDS and shit.
