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Revision as of 13:43, 5 May 2010
This article is filed under Characters.Duke Onkled was the ruler of Gamelon from 1977-1992.
In his allegiance to Ganon, Duke Onkled gave the King of Hyrule over to Ganon in turn for fortune and overall material wealth. Once Zelda rescued the King from Ganon, Duke Onkled's alliance with Ganon was shattered and Duke Onkled was placed at the mercy of the King. As punishment for his treason towards the King he was ordered to scrub all of the floors in Hyrule, an order that was only put to an end upon Onkled's death (see below).
Duke Onkled has a problem with constipation, as seen in the above pic.
Cultural Heritage: UK
Quotes
Duke Onkled Don't hurt me Zelda!
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Duke Onkled I'll tell you the secret way into Reesong Palace.
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Duke Onkled Go all the way left and move the rock, This Key opens the gate.
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Duke Onkled Please, your omnipotence, have mercy!
Trivia
- Owned the successful restaurant "Duke Onkled's Diner" which nearly ran Squadallah Burger out of business.
- Apparently dressed better than his cousin.
- Owned one of the largest keys in history.
- Had scrubbed all the floors in Hyrule numerous times for being a traitor to His Majesty.
- Once scrubbed the King of Hyrule for pussy.
Death
Duke Onkled died on February 17th 1992 at the hands of The King's hangmen at a public execution, two weeks after the latter refused to show mercy despite the pleadings of the former. Approximately three years later he was posthumously declared innocent of all accused charges, and his family was legally reimbursed. The King refused to make a statement. It is presumed that nobody cares enough to involve themselves any further into this matter.
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