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| − | '''Orson Welles''' is a film actor, director and writer, most famous for being the writer and lead actor in ''Citizen Kane'', which is considered the greatest film of all | + | '''Orson Welles''' is a film actor, director and writer, most famous for being the writer and lead actor in ''Citizen Kane'', which is considered by some to be the greatest film of all time. He's a genius and he has a fetish for lots of things. |
==Career== | ==Career== | ||
| − | Orson Welles did a prank in the late 1930's via radio featuring alien attacks than made all of [[Hyrule]] commit suicide. After ''Kane'', he went on appear in films like ''The Third Man'' (as villainous Harry Lime), ''Touch of Evil'', and can even be found in Tim Burton's ''Ed Wood''. His most recent advertising work was in a food commercial for frozen peas, which was shown on ''[[The Critic]]''. His final film role before his death was as [[Unicron]] in ''The [[Transformers]]''. | + | Orson Welles did a prank in the late 1930's via radio featuring alien attacks than made all of [[Hyrule]] commit suicide. He then made some movie about a sled or something like that. After ''Citizen Kane'', he went on appear in films like ''The Third Man'' (as villainous Harry Lime), ''Touch of Evil'', and can even be found in Tim Burton's ''Ed Wood'' (but he was played by an impersonator, as the real Welles was dead). His most recent advertising work was in a food commercial for frozen peas, which was shown on ''[[The Critic]]''. His final film role before his death was as [[Unicron]] in ''The [[Transformers]]: The Movie''. |
==Likes== | ==Likes== | ||
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*[[Hell]] | *[[Hell]] | ||
*Magic | *Magic | ||
| − | *Making [[boobs|jugs]] appear or | + | *Making [[boobs|jugs]] appear or disappear. |
| − | *Making [[Magic Drugs|magic jugs]] | + | *Making [[Magic Drugs|magic jugs]] disappear. |
*Wedges & [[BOOZE|Mead]] | *Wedges & [[BOOZE|Mead]] | ||
*Making some epic introductions to things. | *Making some epic introductions to things. | ||
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*"What follows is a terrifying journey into the world of probate, beneficiaries, and ''goblins!''" | *"What follows is a terrifying journey into the world of probate, beneficiaries, and ''goblins!''" | ||
*"Fine, fine; [[no]] goblins." | *"Fine, fine; [[no]] goblins." | ||
| − | *"I give you... 'The Living Will.' *insert evil laughter here*" | + | *"I give you... ''The Living Will.'' *insert evil laughter here*" |
*"And remember, there is no fishstick like Mrs. Pells." | *"And remember, there is no fishstick like Mrs. Pells." | ||
*"I know; that was just a declaration of [[love]]. ...[[Yes]]! ..Oh yes! They're even better raw!" | *"I know; that was just a declaration of [[love]]. ...[[Yes]]! ..Oh yes! They're even better raw!" | ||
*"Rosebud..." | *"Rosebud..." | ||
*"They're even better when [[you]]'re [[die|dead]]!" | *"They're even better when [[you]]'re [[die|dead]]!" | ||
| − | *"[[Yes]], Rosebud Frozen Peas. Full of [[cunt| | + | *"[[Yes]], Rosebud Frozen Peas. Full of [[cunt|count]]ry [[good]]ness and green [[PENIS|peaness]]." |
*"Wait, that's terrible. I quit!" | *"Wait, that's terrible. I quit!" | ||
| − | *"Oh, what luck! There's a French fry stuck in my beard!" | + | *"Oh, what luck! There's a French fry stuck in my beard! (chomp, chomp)" |
*"Oh, what luck. There's a French fry stuck in my [[penis]]!" | *"Oh, what luck. There's a French fry stuck in my [[penis]]!" | ||
*"[[Cunt]]s are even better when [[you]]'re [[die|dead]], but [[I]]'ve got a dead [[dick]]!!" | *"[[Cunt]]s are even better when [[you]]'re [[die|dead]], but [[I]]'ve got a dead [[dick]]!!" | ||
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*"And now my penis is sensibly priced at a dollar an hour." | *"And now my penis is sensibly priced at a dollar an hour." | ||
*"I like my [[dick]]. No wait, I love my dick! [[Yes|Do you like my penis?]]" | *"I like my [[dick]]. No wait, I love my dick! [[Yes|Do you like my penis?]]" | ||
| − | *"You know what I did this morning? I played the voice of a toy. Some [[Transformers|terrible robot toys from Japan that changed from one thing to another.]] The [[Japan]]ese have funded a full-length animated cartoon about the doings of these toys, which is all bad outer-space stuff. I play [[Unicron|a planet]]. I menace somebody called [[Galvatron|Something-or-other]]. Then I'm destroyed. My plan to destroy [[Ultra Magnus|Whoever-it-is]] is thwarted and I tear myself apart on the screen." | + | *"You know what I did this morning? I played the voice of [[Unicron|a toy.]] Some [[Transformers|terrible robot toys from Japan that changed from one thing to another.]] The [[Japan]]ese have funded a full-length animated cartoon about the doings of these toys, which is all bad outer-space stuff. I play [[Unicron|a planet]]. I menace somebody called [[Galvatron|Something-or-other]]. Then I'm destroyed. My plan to destroy [[Ultra Magnus|Whoever-it-is]] is thwarted and I tear myself apart on the screen." |
==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
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Orson Welles is a film actor, director and writer, most famous for being the writer and lead actor in Citizen Kane, which is considered by some to be the greatest film of all time. He's a genius and he has a fetish for lots of things.
Career
Orson Welles did a prank in the late 1930's via radio featuring alien attacks than made all of Hyrule commit suicide. He then made some movie about a sled or something like that. After Citizen Kane, he went on appear in films like The Third Man (as villainous Harry Lime), Touch of Evil, and can even be found in Tim Burton's Ed Wood (but he was played by an impersonator, as the real Welles was dead). His most recent advertising work was in a food commercial for frozen peas, which was shown on The Critic. His final film role before his death was as Unicron in The Transformers: The Movie.
Likes
- Himself
- The attention Citizen Kane has received
- Rosebud Frozen Peas
- Brotto Bros. Wine
- Mrs. Pell's Fishsticks...
- When they are raw.
- When he is dead.
- When they are raw and he is dead.
- Actually, just them in general.
- Jay Sherman's daughter
- French fries
- A French fuck
- Peaness
- Death
- Hell
- Magic
- Making jugs appear or disappear.
- Making magic jugs disappear.
- Wedges & Mead
- Making some epic introductions to things.
- French fries stuck in his penis.
Dislikes
- People who mistake peaness for "penis".
- Emos
- Poisoned wine
- Jay Sherman
- The Living Will
- Normal wills written on paper.
- Transformers (Which he claims is about "big, evil toys that attack other toys".)
Appears In Poops By
- SSBBexpert
- CarlomagnoXVI
- heavymetalcat1
- NS2
Quotes
- "Hello, I'm Orson Welles. What follows is a terrifying journey into the world of magic, mystery..."
- "What? Look, I don't need to do this. I've got a fishstick commercial in an hour! ...Oh, what the Hell, I need the money."
- "What follows is a terrifying journey into the world of probate, beneficiaries, and goblins!"
- "Fine, fine; no goblins."
- "I give you... The Living Will. *insert evil laughter here*"
- "And remember, there is no fishstick like Mrs. Pells."
- "I know; that was just a declaration of love. ...Yes! ..Oh yes! They're even better raw!"
- "Rosebud..."
- "They're even better when you're dead!"
- "Yes, Rosebud Frozen Peas. Full of country goodness and green peaness."
- "Wait, that's terrible. I quit!"
- "Oh, what luck! There's a French fry stuck in my beard! (chomp, chomp)"
- "Oh, what luck. There's a French fry stuck in my penis!"
- "Cunts are even better when you're dead, but I've got a dead dick!!"
- "Oh Hell, I gotta pee!"
- "And now my penis is sensibly priced at a dollar an hour."
- "I like my dick. No wait, I love my dick! Do you like my penis?"
- "You know what I did this morning? I played the voice of a toy. Some terrible robot toys from Japan that changed from one thing to another. The Japanese have funded a full-length animated cartoon about the doings of these toys, which is all bad outer-space stuff. I play a planet. I menace somebody called Something-or-other. Then I'm destroyed. My plan to destroy Whoever-it-is is thwarted and I tear myself apart on the screen."
Trivia
- The Amazing Atheist listed him as the third best movie voices of all time, right behind Clint Eastwood and a tie between Morgan Freeman and James Earl Jones.
