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===Trivia===
 
===Trivia===
 
* AGES is SEGA backwards.
 
* AGES is SEGA backwards.
* Pronounced Say-GA to most bar Australians for some reason...
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* Pronounced Say-[[Gay|GA]] to most bar Australians for some reason...
 
* Despite their most recent amounts of suckage, they are hosting the top three anticipated games for the [[Nintendo]] [[Wii]] for 2009. These three games are The House of The Dead: Overkill, [[No More Heroes|MadWorld]], and [[Halo|The Conduit]].
 
* Despite their most recent amounts of suckage, they are hosting the top three anticipated games for the [[Nintendo]] [[Wii]] for 2009. These three games are The House of The Dead: Overkill, [[No More Heroes|MadWorld]], and [[Halo|The Conduit]].
*[[Retard|Joseph Stalin]] was considering hiring them to make his propaganda. However, after he died, he couldn't do shit.
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*[[Joseph Stalin]] was considering hiring them to make his propaganda. However, after he died, he couldn't do shit.
 
* They do what Nintendon't.
 
* They do what Nintendon't.
 
**[[WRONG!]]
 
**[[WRONG!]]

Revision as of 04:13, 4 September 2009

A game company that made Sonic the Hedgehog. Also Nintendo's former rival. Their console "Genesis"/Mega Drive was a success, but the rest, although containing some excellent titles, didn't sell as well. Although some of their games are quite good, most people think that they do Sonic and nothing else.

*Ring sound* or SSSSHHHHHEEEEGGUUUHHH

Games Made By Sega

  • Sonic The Hedgehog (Obviously.)
  • Super Monkey Ball
  • NiGHTs
  • Samba de Amigo
  • Virtua Fighter
  • Crazy Taxi
  • House of the Dead (Series)
  • Space Channel 5
  • Streets of Rage
  • Golden Axe
  • Altered Beast
  • Alex Kidd
  • Fantasy Zone
  • Billy Hatcher and the Giant Egg
  • Toejam and Earl
  • Comix Zone
  • The Ooze
  • The Bleach DS and Wii games (they only published them, however)
  • Sega Superstars
  • Shenmue
  • Jet Grind Radio

Trivia

  • AGES is SEGA backwards.
  • Pronounced Say-GA to most bar Australians for some reason...
  • Despite their most recent amounts of suckage, they are hosting the top three anticipated games for the Nintendo Wii for 2009. These three games are The House of The Dead: Overkill, MadWorld, and The Conduit.
  • Joseph Stalin was considering hiring them to make his propaganda. However, after he died, he couldn't do shit.
  • They do what Nintendon't.
  • Once gave people a cyber razor cut, people mistook it as sex.
  • They actually made fruit machines in the '50s as Service Games which they actually still work today and can be valueable to own.
  • The consoles that they made before their unexpected fall were the Sega SG-1000/SG-1000 II, the Sega Mark III, the Sega SC-3000/SC-3000H, the Sega Master System, the Sega Genesis/Mega Drive (Also includes the Sega CD and the Sega 32X add-ons.), the Sega Game Gear, the Sega Nomad (Which was a portable Sega Genesis/Mega Drive.), the Sega Saturn, and the Sega Dreamcast (Which also included the Sega VMU {Visual Memory Unit}, which was the included memory card that could also download some special games for the Sega Dreamcast.).
  • Once got Michael Jackson to be in their propaganda.
  • Also once got some normal-type of person named Segata Sanshiro for some more propaganda.
  • Has had the most consoles of any non-Nintendo company, none of which have ever beaten Nintendo (Although they were close with the Sega Genesis.).
  • They were bought by the pachinko company Sammy and the companies have merged to form Sega Sammy Holdings. Therefore, Sonic shall be a guest fighter in the next Guilty Gear.
The opening screen for Michael Jackson's Moonwalker game for the Sega Genesis.
Sega actually using a normal person named Segata Sanshiro for some of their propaganda.