Waluigi

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Waluigi, pointing at his Chewiki page.

Waluigi is a strange vandal along with Wario. He hasn't appeared in many poops, but it's sure a lot more then 40% of the other characters around Chewiki.

Vandalism

Waluigi has been spotted by the police several times attempting to use MSpaint onto a tourament board. Afterwards, he usually spends time running around aimlessy, only to end up caught by Bowser and ends up tortured for Bowser's pleasure. This usually goes at intense speed.

Afterwards he blows up.

Trivia

• He only has two forms, but there is only one extra form that he is proud of. His counterpart still has many more.
• Ocasionally visits the shopkeeper.
• Forcefully starred into Yaoi with his brother Wario.
• There's no signs of a Waweegee yet.
• He once broke his back.
• If you are brave enough to witness his other form, you may click here.
• If you aren't though, then I will tell you that he hates the fact that he only appeares in Mario spinoff titles. (Though, he doesn't mind being an Assist Trophy in Super Smash Bros. Brawl because he'd at least help fight in with the action.)

Quotes

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• "Waa?"
• "Waluigi hate this game!"
• "Don't expect mouth to mouth!"
• "Waluigi's the superstar!"
• "Nya ha haaa!'
• "WAH-LOO-WEE-GEE!!! YAH YAH YAAH!!!!!"

Likes

• Wario
• Pie
• His penis and his balls.
• Being a skinny son of a bitch.
• Sports

Dislikes

• Luigi
• Mario
• Your Penis and your balls.
• Eating (That's Wario's job you stupid son of a bitch!!!)
• Vvaluigi for obvious reasons.