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*[[Retard|Joseph Stalin]] was considering hiring them to make his propaganda. However, he died first. | *[[Retard|Joseph Stalin]] was considering hiring them to make his propaganda. However, he died first. | ||
* They do what Nintendon't. | * They do what Nintendon't. | ||
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* Once gave people a cyber razor cut, people mistook it as sex. | * Once gave people a cyber razor cut, people mistook it as sex. | ||
* They actually made fruit machines in the 50s as Service Games which they actually still work today and can be valueable to own. | * They actually made fruit machines in the 50s as Service Games which they actually still work today and can be valueable to own. | ||
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*Once got [[Michael Jackson]] to be in their propaganda. | *Once got [[Michael Jackson]] to be in their propaganda. | ||
*Also once got some normal-type of person named Segata Sanshiro for some more propaganda. | *Also once got some normal-type of person named Segata Sanshiro for some more propaganda. | ||
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[[Image:52317-t screwattack vgv michaeljm 64j gt.jpg|thumb|left|The opening screen for [[Michael Jackson]]'s Moonwalker game for the Sega Genesis.]] | [[Image:52317-t screwattack vgv michaeljm 64j gt.jpg|thumb|left|The opening screen for [[Michael Jackson]]'s Moonwalker game for the Sega Genesis.]] | ||
[[Image:Segatahero2bm.jpg|frame|left|Sega actually using a normal person named Segata Sanshiro for some of their propaganda.]] | [[Image:Segatahero2bm.jpg|frame|left|Sega actually using a normal person named Segata Sanshiro for some of their propaganda.]] | ||
[[Category:Game Companies]] | [[Category:Game Companies]] | ||
Revision as of 12:27, 5 August 2009
A game company that made Sonic the Hedgehog. They suck at making games and systems (not according to Europeans and Brazilians though), though they are good at making propaganda.
Trivia
- AGES is SEGA backwards.
- Pronounced Say-GA to most bar Australians for some reason...
- Despite their most recent amounts of suckage, they are hosting the top three anticipated games for the Nintendo Wii for 2009. These three games are The House of The Dead: Overkill, MadWorld, and The Conduit.
- Joseph Stalin was considering hiring them to make his propaganda. However, he died first.
- They do what Nintendon't.
- Once gave people a cyber razor cut, people mistook it as sex.
- They actually made fruit machines in the 50s as Service Games which they actually still work today and can be valueable to own.
- The consoles that they made before their unexpected fall were the Sega SG-1000/SG-1000 II, the Sega Mark III, the Sega SC-3000/SC-3000H, the Sega Master System, the Sega Genesis/Mega Drive (Also includes the Sega CD and the Sega 32X add-ons.), the Sega Game Gear, the Sega Nomad (Which was a portable Sega Genesis/Mega Drive.), the Sega Saturn, and the Sega Dreamcast (Which also included the Sega VMU {Visual Memory Unit}, which was the included memory card that could also download some special games for the Sega Dreamcast.).
- Once got Michael Jackson to be in their propaganda.
- Also once got some normal-type of person named Segata Sanshiro for some more propaganda.
The opening screen for Michael Jackson's Moonwalker game for the Sega Genesis.
Sega actually using a normal person named Segata Sanshiro for some of their propaganda.
