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[[Image:Spongebob-squarepants.jpg|thumb|250px|Look how gay he is.]] | [[Image:Spongebob-squarepants.jpg|thumb|250px|Look how gay he is.]] | ||
| − | SpongeBob is a retarded sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea. He is also very gay for his friend [[Patrick Star|Patrick]]. | + | SpongeBob is a retarded sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea. He is also very [[gay]] for his friend [[Patrick Star|Patrick]]. |
The only time Spongebob has ever been cool is in the video provided. | The only time Spongebob has ever been cool is in the video provided. | ||
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* He's gone on a quest to become The [[I Wanna Be the Overture|Overture]]. | * He's gone on a quest to become The [[I Wanna Be the Overture|Overture]]. | ||
| + | * He has been defeated by [[Super Macho Man]]. | ||
==Quotes== | ==Quotes== | ||
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*"We've been speckledorfed!" | *"We've been speckledorfed!" | ||
*"We've been [[ganon]]dorfed!" | *"We've been [[ganon]]dorfed!" | ||
| − | *"It's normal sized and fully functional" | + | *"[[Penis|It]]'s normal sized and fully functional" |
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| + | ==Death== | ||
| + | In an overly-dramatic battle fought on top of Mt. Fuji for the title of [[The Overture]], Spongebob was killed by [[Super Macho Man]], who threw Spongebob into a firey [[The Pit|pit]] that had formed in the centre of the peak. He [[Ganon|burned]] to death in the fire. He rose from [[the Pit]] with his [[Wizardheimer|magical]] [[Gay]] [[Gay|rainbow]] [[Gay|fruit]] powers, but still lost the title. | ||
[[Category:Gay Characters]] | [[Category:Gay Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Pedophiles]] | [[Category:Pedophiles]] | ||
[[Category:Retarded Characters]] | [[Category:Retarded Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Porno Watchers/Lovers]] | [[Category:Porno Watchers/Lovers]] | ||
Revision as of 00:47, 5 August 2009
This article is filed under Characters.
SpongeBob is a retarded sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea. He is also very gay for his friend Patrick.
The only time Spongebob has ever been cool is in the video provided.
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Legal Issues
Spongebob is being sued by Squidward for sexual harrasment from when he found SpongeBob and Patrick in his bed on Opposite Day eve morning. Spongebob has also been arrested for indecent exposure, because the pores all over his body are actually vaginas. Rumor has it that one time, he died from Puffs, but he somehow revived himself through a (Satanic) ritual.
Life as a Hero
- He's gone on a quest to become The Overture.
- He has been defeated by Super Macho Man.
Quotes
- "It's big, scary, and pink!"
- "I've been saving it in my pocket for us to share!"
- "I don't think you can be the mom, Patrick, because you never wear a shirt."
- "Stare at Patrick!"
- "There's no shower at work!"
- "In my pocket"
- "See you're on top this time"
- "All alone with Mermaid Man's belt"
- "I'm a dirty boy"
- "It popped"
- "The sky had a baby from my Cereal box!"
- "The sky had a baby from my..."
- "Well I see Mr. Krabs' zipper is undone!"
- "We've been speckledorfed!"
- "We've been ganondorfed!"
- "It's normal sized and fully functional"
Death
In an overly-dramatic battle fought on top of Mt. Fuji for the title of The Overture, Spongebob was killed by Super Macho Man, who threw Spongebob into a firey pit that had formed in the centre of the peak. He burned to death in the fire. He rose from the Pit with his magical Gay rainbow fruit powers, but still lost the title.
