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* The consoles that they made before their unexpected fall were the Sega SG-1000/SG-1000 II, the Sega Mark III, the Sega SC-3000/SC-3000H, the Sega Master System, the Sega Genesis/Mega Drive (Also includes the Sega CD and the Sega 32X add-ons.), the Sega Game Gear, the Sega Nomad (Which was a portable Sega Genesis/Mega Drive.), the Sega Saturn, and the Sega Dreamcast (Which also included the Sega VMU {Visual Memory Unit}, which was the included memory card that could also download some special games for the Sega Dreamcast.).
 
* The consoles that they made before their unexpected fall were the Sega SG-1000/SG-1000 II, the Sega Mark III, the Sega SC-3000/SC-3000H, the Sega Master System, the Sega Genesis/Mega Drive (Also includes the Sega CD and the Sega 32X add-ons.), the Sega Game Gear, the Sega Nomad (Which was a portable Sega Genesis/Mega Drive.), the Sega Saturn, and the Sega Dreamcast (Which also included the Sega VMU {Visual Memory Unit}, which was the included memory card that could also download some special games for the Sega Dreamcast.).
 
*Once got [[Michael Jackson]] to be in their propaganda.
 
*Once got [[Michael Jackson]] to be in their propaganda.
[[Image:Moonwalkerad.jpg|[[Michael Jackson]] was once used in SEGA's propaganda.]]
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[[Image:Moonwalkerad.jpg|thumb|left|[[Michael Jackson]] was once used in SEGA's propaganda.]]
 
[[Category:Game Companies]]
 
[[Category:Game Companies]]

Revision as of 16:16, 4 July 2009

A game company that made Sonic the Hedgehog. They suck at making games and systems (not according to Europeans and Brazilians though), though they are good at making propaganda.

*Ring sound* or SSSSHHHHHEEEEGGUUUHHH

Trivia

  • AGES is SEGA backwards.
  • Pronounced Say-GA to most bar Australians for some reason...
  • Despite their most recent amounts of suckage, they are hosting the top three anticipated games for the Nintendo Wii for 2009. These three games are The House of The Dead: Overkill, MadWorld, and The Conduit.
  • Joseph Stalin was considering hiring them to make his propaganda. However, he died first.
  • They do what Nintendon't.
  • Once gave people a cyber razor cut, people mistook it as sex.
  • They actually made fruit machines in the 50s as Service Games which they actually still work today and can be valueable to own.
  • The consoles that they made before their unexpected fall were the Sega SG-1000/SG-1000 II, the Sega Mark III, the Sega SC-3000/SC-3000H, the Sega Master System, the Sega Genesis/Mega Drive (Also includes the Sega CD and the Sega 32X add-ons.), the Sega Game Gear, the Sega Nomad (Which was a portable Sega Genesis/Mega Drive.), the Sega Saturn, and the Sega Dreamcast (Which also included the Sega VMU {Visual Memory Unit}, which was the included memory card that could also download some special games for the Sega Dreamcast.).
  • Once got Michael Jackson to be in their propaganda.
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Michael Jackson was once used in SEGA's propaganda.