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== WHO THE F*** IS HE!==
 
== WHO THE F*** IS HE!==
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Shadow is a black and red gay emo hedgehog, created by Professor Gerald as the ultimate lifeform. He enjoys shooting things, riding motorcycles,whining about some girl named "MARIAAAAAAAAA", running around carnivals trying to find "that damn fourth Chaos Emerald", sending people straight to hell, and skating with his shoes. He does not enjoy fanart of him banging Sonic or Rouge, Sonic, [[Knuckles|Fuckles]], retarded [[Ruthie312|fangirls]], [[Mudkip|Mudkips]] (sadly), and having to shoot [[Mudkip|Mudkips]] when someone browses for porn on the web. He is a stupid character and all, and HOW CAN SOMEONE ''NOT'' LIEK [[Mudkip|MUDKIPS]]?!!?8( Oh wait, that's right. Anyone with a good sense of humor, that's who. Silly me!
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Shadow is a black and red hedgehog, created by Professor Gerald as the ultimate lifeform. He enjoys shooting things, riding motorcycles,whining about some girl named "MARIAAAAAAAAA", running around carnivals trying to find "that damn fourth Chaos Emerald", sending people straight to hell, and skating with his shoes. He does not enjoy fanart of him banging Sonic or Rouge, Sonic, [[Knuckles|Fuckles]], retarded [[Ruthie312|fangirls]], [[Mudkip|Mudkips]] (sadly), and having to shoot [[Mudkip|Mudkips]] when someone browses for porn on the web. He is a stupid character and all, and HOW CAN SOMEONE ''NOT'' LIEK [[Mudkip|MUDKIPS]]?!!?8( Oh wait, that's right. Anyone with a good sense of humor, that's who. Silly me!
  
 
== Reception ==
 
== Reception ==
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Shadow is the most hated character of the Sonic series. He is an emo cutter, whiny bitch, and the reason for Sonic's downfall. A lot of his fans are annoying as hell. Mostly consisting of preteen rabid fangirls, as [[Mama Luigi]] has stated. Acording to [[Dr Rabbit]], he sticks to your teeth and makes [[cum|PLAQUE MONSTERS]] GROW, but this has yet to be proven and stuff...
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Shadow is the neutral character of the Sonic series. A lot of his fans are annoying as hell. Mostly consisting of preteen rabid fangirls, the ones who say that they own him, and the ones who pair their [[your face|disgusting]] fan characters with him.
  
 
== Love Life?? ==
 
== Love Life?? ==
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Many fans beleive that [[No|Shadow is in love with Rouge the Bat]]. Others say [[No|he's in love with Sonic]]. Rumors have been flying around that he has some sort of relationship with
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Many fans beleive that [[No|Shadow is in love with Rouge the Bat]]
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Knuckles the Echidna. There have been reports of sightings of them "doing stuff". Shadow is also raped by a mini version of Knuckles on a regular basis. Whether he enjoys it or not is still up for debate. Knuckles once banged Shadow to impress Rouge (she stated that she thought gay guys were pretty sexy). He did so for 30 minutes, so either he was really that desperate or he enjoyed doing it. Also, in a Poop currently in the making by [[Ruthie312]], Knuckles tells him that "he's always wanted to f***" Shadow , and Shadow replies with "As you wish!" An odd relationship, indeed. In truth, he loves banging fellow emo guys. Shadow is 100% gay, and loves drinking cum and sucking cock.
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. There have been reports of sightings of them "doing stuff". . . Also Knuckles tells him that "he's always wanted to f***" Shadow , and Shadow replies with "F*** off,you knuckle headed bastard!" then smacked Knuckles unconicuss and drugged him up,beat the hell out of him with kicks and punches and shoved him into the trunk of [[Mario]]'s Kart.
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== Death ==
 
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Despite [[DIE]]ing multiple times due to his suicidal nature and Sega often deciding to kill him off and then bringing him back in a stupid way thus making his death scenes pointless, Shadow is now completely deceased. He was killed last Thursday. He invaded a local mall and attempted to destroy every member of the female race, and tied up several male children (whom he intended to rape). Unfortunately for Shadow, [[Captain Falcon]] was at that mall on that day. The two fought for hours, but Falcon eventually came out victorious after delivering the biggest [[Falcon Punch]] of all time, killing Shadow and everyone else in the mall. Captain Falcon was the only survivor.
 
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== Quotes ==
 
== Quotes ==
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|CHAOS...BLAST!}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|CHAOS...BLAST!}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Yes, but that alone is insufficient.}}
 
{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|Yes, but that alone is insufficient.}}
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{{poopquote|Shadow the Hedgehog|How could this happen to me? I made my mistakes. Got nowhere to run. The night goes on, as I'm fading away. I'm sick of this life. I just want to scream. How could this happen to me?}}
 
  
 
== Rare Quotes ==
 
== Rare Quotes ==
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== Likes ==
 
== Likes ==
 
*Firearms.
 
*Firearms.
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*Katanas
 
*Bikes.
 
*Bikes.
 
*[[User:MightyKombat|Mortal Kombat]].
 
*[[User:MightyKombat|Mortal Kombat]].
 
*[[Akuma]].
 
*[[Akuma]].
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*[[May]].
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*[[Molly]].
 
*[[Ryu]].
 
*[[Ryu]].
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*Cutting Himself
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*Torturing [[Sonic]]
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*Crying
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*Saying DAMN.
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*Penises
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*Demanding more dangers in [[Mama Luigi]]'s story.
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*Oral Sex
 
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*Anal Sex
 
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*Hand Jobs
 
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*Blow Jobs
 
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*Ejaculating
 
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*Drinking Semen
 
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*Taking Baths in Cum
 
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*Men
 
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*Getting dicks shoved in his tight asshole
 
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*Sucking Penises
 
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*Fingering himself up the asshole
 
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*Young Boys
 
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*Jerking Other Men's penises off
 
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*Being an emo
 
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*Being a faggot
 
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*Testicles
 
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*Pubic Hair
 
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*[[Cum]]
 
  
 
== Dislikes ==
 
== Dislikes ==
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*Everything that isn't related to male genitalia.
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*Everything except firearms and katanas.
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*Women
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*Black Doom.
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*[[Robotnik|Eggman]].
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*[[Leon]].
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*[[Mama Neji|Neji]].
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*[[Sonic|Sonic the hedgehog]]
  
 
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* HE'S TOO FAST!!
 
* HE'S TOO FAST!!
 
* He's cooler than that fellow faggot [[Silver]].
 
* He's cooler than that fellow faggot [[Silver]].
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* He's NOT cooler than [[Yes|Robotnik]].
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* He's cooler than [[Yes|Robotnik]].
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* He's NOT cooler than [[Sonic]]
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* He's more cooler than [[Sonic]]
 
* HIS DAD IS AN AN EVIL ALIEN LEADER LOL WHUT.
 
* HIS DAD IS AN AN EVIL ALIEN LEADER LOL WHUT.
 
* He had to find and rescue Mama Luigi from one of Black Doom's seven Chaos Emeralds, but still can't find her. :(
 
* He had to find and rescue Mama Luigi from one of Black Doom's seven Chaos Emeralds, but still can't find her. :(
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* Like his some-what Brothers or something like that,Shadow Can go Super with the power of the [[Super AIDS]] to gain more powerful(Yet like the others Overuse-Death).
 
* Like his some-what Brothers or something like that,Shadow Can go Super with the power of the [[Super AIDS]] to gain more powerful(Yet like the others Overuse-Death).
 
* He has a severe case of paranoia
 
* He has a severe case of paranoia
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Revision as of 19:38, 7 December 2008

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BOO!

WHO THE F*** IS HE!

Shadow is a black and red hedgehog, created by Professor Gerald as the ultimate lifeform. He enjoys shooting things, riding motorcycles,whining about some girl named "MARIAAAAAAAAA", running around carnivals trying to find "that damn fourth Chaos Emerald", sending people straight to hell, and skating with his shoes. He does not enjoy fanart of him banging Sonic or Rouge, Sonic, Fuckles, retarded fangirls, Mudkips (sadly), and having to shoot Mudkips when someone browses for porn on the web. He is a stupid character and all, and HOW CAN SOMEONE NOT LIEK MUDKIPS?!!?8( Oh wait, that's right. Anyone with a good sense of humor, that's who. Silly me!

Reception

Shadow is the neutral character of the Sonic series. A lot of his fans are annoying as hell. Mostly consisting of preteen rabid fangirls, the ones who say that they own him, and the ones who pair their disgusting fan characters with him.

Love Life??

Many fans beleive that Shadow is in love with Rouge the Bat . There have been reports of sightings of them "doing stuff". . . Also Knuckles tells him that "he's always wanted to f***" Shadow , and Shadow replies with "F*** off,you knuckle headed bastard!" then smacked Knuckles unconicuss and drugged him up,beat the hell out of him with kicks and punches and shoved him into the trunk of Mario's Kart.

Quotes

Shadow the Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog

I am Shadow the Hedgehog. I've left the past behind me. No one can tell me what to do now! I will destroy you, Black Doom!

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You have no control over me, Black Doom. I now understand why I am here. I made a promise and I'm here to keep it. Today, I put my past behind me

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Goodbye forever... Shadow the Hedgehog

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Where's that DAMN! fourth Chaos Emerald?

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Goodbye, doctor

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Not you again

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You scum! You're going down!

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Black Doom! Your reign ends here, and it ends NOW!

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MARIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Damn, Not here

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Damn it

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Chaos Spear

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Leave them it's better

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You fixed yourself a certain mission, You must survive to accomplish it someday

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Good if you don't

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She did not belong to the past, She continued to look toward the future

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I hear you and it's whenever you want!

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We really do look alike. It's uncanny

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You traitor!

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As you wish

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CHAOS...BLAST!

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Yes, but that alone is insufficient.

Rare Quotes

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Sonic, Today is the day that i kill you and become the ultimate hedgehog.

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Wait untill i shoot down all of those damn fangirls.

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Oh yeah, Time to get laid.

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THIS IS SPARTA!

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Screw you Maria.

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CHAOS.....FART!!!

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I shall destroy you!

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WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

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Maria i wanted to rape you!!!!!!.

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SEPHIROTH!!!.

Likes

Dislikes

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The Demoman looking at Shamolly porn.

Trivia

  • Sonic is less powerful than Shadow - FACT. [Contributed by Sonic.]
  • Shadow is more powerful than Sonic. - FACT.[Contributed by Sonic.]
  • those last 2 facts weren't facts. [Contributed by Shadow.]
  • Uh, yeah they were, bitch.[Contributed by Sonic.]
  • Damn you, Sonic.[Contributed by Shadow.]
  • Fuck you, Sonic.[Contributed by Shadow.]
  • HE'S TOO FAST!!
  • He's cooler than that fellow faggot Silver.
  • He's cooler than Robotnik.
  • He's more cooler than Sonic
  • HIS DAD IS AN AN EVIL ALIEN LEADER LOL WHUT.
  • He had to find and rescue Mama Luigi from one of Black Doom's seven Chaos Emeralds, but still can't find her. :(
  • He WILL NOT bring sexy back.
  • His long lost evil crystal twin from 10 years ago killed Sonic, Something Robothead could not do his whole life.
  • Doesn't think that Broly is the Ultimate Life Form.
  • He Keeps losing his ipod.ice.
  • Likes kicking White Hedgehog in the head.
  • Like his some-what Brothers or something like that,Shadow Can go Super with the power of the Super AIDS to gain more powerful(Yet like the others Overuse-Death).
  • He has a severe case of paranoia
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