Fat Mario

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Fat Mario affected by radiation poisoning

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Hotel Mario isn't the only place Fat Mario is known to be

The form of Mario seen in Hotel Mario, along with Gay Luigi.

Trivia

• Fat Mario isn't as fat sometimes, because they got regular Mario in a few scenes of the game as a stunt-double. This is because the director thought that Fat Mario was regular Mario, and vice versa.
• Portrayed by "Mr. X" in Hotel Mario: The Movie
• Has an admitted and apparent toaster fetish.
• Eats tubs of Horse fat, Cow fat, Pig fat, and Feces fat.
• Had five heart attacks in one minute
• Has the ability to absorb fat from other people
• Is so fat that if you fell on him, it would feel like a pillow, only difference is that you could suffocate in Fat Mario
• Inadvertedly stopped Emo Luigi from committing suicide once, after he'd deliberately overdosed on bacon, Fat Mario arrived to suck the fat out of him with a straw.
• Can absorb living creatures if he's hungry enough
• Eventually gets eaten by Galactus
• Fat Mario has no neck.
• He has a lesser known form as Dramatic Mario. That's when he says, "Luigi, look!" in a dramatic way.
• His favorite song is "Get Off of My Cloud" by The Rolling Stones.
• Has a lesser known form known as Retard Mario
• He also wants a motherfucking Chaleto (whatever that is) {cause he's a fat boy & he's moving like Beyoncé}!!!
• Cultural Heritage: Italian-American
• Got into a fight with Edd for making fun about his beliefs about toast.

Memorable Quotes

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NONONO NONO NO

• "NO?"
• "Gay, Luigi?"
• "All toasters toast toast!"
• "Luigi, look!"
• "Up there!"
• "Look!"
• "Wheeeeerrrreeeeesss the priiiinceeeesst?!"
• "Where'd she go?"
• "It's from Bowzah!"
• "Hua-haa! Here's the problem: too many toastahs!"
• "Check out the enclosed instruction book."
• "Where there's smoke..."
• "They pinch back."
• "Get ready to catch her!"
• "Hey you, get offa my cloud!"
• "That wasn't so hot, was it?"
• "It's been one of those days."
• "Uh-oh!" swoop BANG boom boom boom ba-boom "Oof! Where am I?"
• "Gee-eh-ee, it's kinda dark."
• "Get the hint?"
• "'gets kissed by Princess Peach'"HO,HO,HO!"
• "Mabye there's a switch in one of the rooms. REMIND me tuh CHECK!"
• "Be careful, Cruella de Vil. When ya smoke, you will die."