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|name=Real Mario | |name=Real Mario | ||
|image=Realmario.jpg | |image=Realmario.jpg | ||
| − | |shows=Super Mario Brothers Super Show | + | |shows=The Super Mario Brothers Super Show |
|sex=Male | |sex=Male | ||
| − | |age= | + | |age=76 ([[No]] Joke!) |
|occupation=Plumber | |occupation=Plumber | ||
| − | |cast= | + | |cast=Captain Lou Albano |
| − | + | }} | |
[[Image:Surfing.jpg]] | [[Image:Surfing.jpg]] | ||
| − | Real Mario WAS Real Mario. He is also at home for both [[Real Luigi]] and [[Jesus Christ|heaven.]] | + | Real Mario WAS Real Mario. He is also at home for both [[Real Luigi]] and [[Jesus Christ|heaven.]] He is known throughout the universe for yelling at [[you]] to dance. |
{{VidCaption|65uNCLBTje0|DO IT, YOU FABRIC.}} | {{VidCaption|65uNCLBTje0|DO IT, YOU FABRIC.}} | ||
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*Do the Mario! | *Do the Mario! | ||
*Swing your arms from side to side! | *Swing your arms from side to side! | ||
| − | * | + | *Come on, it's time to go! Do the Mario! |
*Take one step, and then again! | *Take one step, and then again! | ||
*Let's do the Mario, all together now! | *Let's do the Mario, all together now! | ||
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*Swing de arm out and out! | *Swing de arm out and out! | ||
*[[Sex]]? Oh, yes! | *[[Sex]]? Oh, yes! | ||
| + | *These are my kind of dance steps! | ||
*Enter Super Mario! | *Enter Super Mario! | ||
*I [[shit]] for... Mortal Kombat! | *I [[shit]] for... Mortal Kombat! | ||
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*Suck it!! | *Suck it!! | ||
*Dat is the Mario! | *Dat is the Mario! | ||
| + | *Sackboy get intact, Super Mario! | ||
*I split for... Oh, no! [[Gay]] men! | *I split for... Oh, no! [[Gay]] men! | ||
*Just for gays! | *Just for gays! | ||
| + | *This is gay | ||
| + | *We're really fast and really cheap cause we're the Mario Brothers! | ||
*[[Luigi I'm Home]]! | *[[Luigi I'm Home]]! | ||
| − | *(To [[Luigi Mario|Luigi]] after telling that he has [[spaghetti]] on his overalls.) Ahh, [[ | + | *Holy Canoli, kids! I'm Mario, and I'm tellin' ya, if you're not watching the Super Mario Brothers Super show, you're gonna turn into a Goomba! |
| − | *(To [[Real Luigi|Luigi]] after telling that he has [[spaghetti]] on his overalls.) Ahh, thank you Luigi! | + | *Tune in to the wildest weekday fun in the Universe! |
| + | *We're gonna kick some koopa! | ||
| + | *Woo! | ||
| + | *(To [[Luigi Mario|Luigi]] after telling that he has [[spaghetti]] on his overalls.) Ahh, [[fuck]] [[you]] Luigi! | ||
| + | *(To [[Real Luigi|Luigi]] after telling that he has [[spaghetti]] on his overalls.) Ahh, thank you, Luigi! | ||
| + | *We gotta lay out some leafy [[Magic Drugs|weed!]] | ||
*IT'S [[Elvis Presley|ELVIS]]!!! | *IT'S [[Elvis Presley|ELVIS]]!!! | ||
| + | *THE INQUIRER WAS RIGHT! | ||
*Why does [[no|no one]] come by to [[sex|see]] us anymore, Luigi? | *Why does [[no|no one]] come by to [[sex|see]] us anymore, Luigi? | ||
| − | *[[Jesus Christ|Jesus]] [[Luigi I'm Home|I'm Home!!!]] (Said upon his arrival in | + | *STAY TUNED FOR THESE EXCITING SCENES FROM THE NEXT [[Legend of Zelda| LEGEND OF ZELDA!]] |
| + | *HEY [[Magic Johnson|MAGIC]], WATCH THIS! | ||
| + | *[[Jesus Christ|Jesus]] [[Luigi I'm Home|I'm Home!!!]] (Said upon his arrival in Heaven.) | ||
| + | *[[Real Luigi|Luigi]] [[Luigi I'm Home|you're home!!!]] (Said upon [[Real Luigi|his brother's]] arrival in Heaven.) | ||
| + | *If you do drugs, you go to hell before you die. | ||
| + | [[Image:Gaymario.JPG|thumb|325px|Hey Luigi, can you check the ''lubricated pipe'' for me?]] | ||
==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
*He's actually a huge fan of Cyndi Lauper. | *He's actually a huge fan of Cyndi Lauper. | ||
**In fact, she ended up helping him out for an autobiography entitled "Often Imitated, Never Duplicated." | **In fact, she ended up helping him out for an autobiography entitled "Often Imitated, Never Duplicated." | ||
| + | *He's his own role model. | ||
| + | *He has the ability to turn kids who don't watch the Super Mario Brothers Super Show into Goombas. | ||
==Death== | ==Death== | ||
| − | Since Captain Lou Albano, the actor that portrayed him, | + | Since Captain Lou Albano, the actor that portrayed him, died in 2009, Real Mario is also dead by connection. |
{{DEFAULTSORT:Real Mario}} | {{DEFAULTSORT:Real Mario}} | ||
Latest revision as of 18:43, 9 November 2019
This article is filed under Characters.
Real Mario WAS Real Mario. He is also at home for both Real Luigi and heaven. He is known throughout the universe for yelling at you to dance.
Quotes[edit]
- Do the Mario!
- Swing your arms from side to side!
- Come on, it's time to go! Do the Mario!
- Take one step, and then again!
- Let's do the Mario, all together now!
- You got it!
- It's the Mario!
- Just like that!
- Martian Mario!
- Swing de arm out and out!
- Sex? Oh, yes!
- These are my kind of dance steps!
- Enter Super Mario!
- I shit for... Mortal Kombat!
- Hey Captain Mario!
- Minor fault oh, yeah!
- Suck it!!
- Dat is the Mario!
- Sackboy get intact, Super Mario!
- I split for... Oh, no! Gay men!
- Just for gays!
- This is gay
- We're really fast and really cheap cause we're the Mario Brothers!
- Luigi I'm Home!
- Holy Canoli, kids! I'm Mario, and I'm tellin' ya, if you're not watching the Super Mario Brothers Super show, you're gonna turn into a Goomba!
- Tune in to the wildest weekday fun in the Universe!
- We're gonna kick some koopa!
- Woo!
- (To Luigi after telling that he has spaghetti on his overalls.) Ahh, fuck you Luigi!
- (To Luigi after telling that he has spaghetti on his overalls.) Ahh, thank you, Luigi!
- We gotta lay out some leafy weed!
- IT'S ELVIS!!!
- THE INQUIRER WAS RIGHT!
- Why does no one come by to see us anymore, Luigi?
- STAY TUNED FOR THESE EXCITING SCENES FROM THE NEXT LEGEND OF ZELDA!
- HEY MAGIC, WATCH THIS!
- Jesus I'm Home!!! (Said upon his arrival in Heaven.)
- Luigi you're home!!! (Said upon his brother's arrival in Heaven.)
- If you do drugs, you go to hell before you die.
Trivia[edit]
- He's actually a huge fan of Cyndi Lauper.
- In fact, she ended up helping him out for an autobiography entitled "Often Imitated, Never Duplicated."
- He's his own role model.
- He has the ability to turn kids who don't watch the Super Mario Brothers Super Show into Goombas.
Death[edit]
Since Captain Lou Albano, the actor that portrayed him, died in 2009, Real Mario is also dead by connection.
