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| + | |name=Phillip Banks | ||
| + | |image=Picture 6.png | ||
| + | |caption=Uncle Phil in all his glory. | ||
| + | |shows=The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air | ||
| + | |sex=Male | ||
| + | |age=68 | ||
| + | |occupation=Lawyer, Judge | ||
| + | |nationality=American | ||
| + | }}[[Image:L4d-coach.jpg|thumb|Phil couldn't support his children's lives, so he decided to join to the [[Chocolate]] Helicoptor's Army.]] | ||
| + | {{stub}} | ||
| + | Uncle Phil (B. 1946, D. 2013) was [[Will Smith]]'s uncle/father on <s>[[Family Matters]]</s> [[The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air]]. | ||
| + | |||
| + | ==Quotes== | ||
| + | *"Pillowy mounds of [[mashed potatoes]]." | ||
| + | *"What the [[Hell|heck]] is this?!" | ||
| + | *"DO I LOOK LIKE A WHITE GUY NAMED WARD!?" | ||
| + | |||
==Important Information== | ==Important Information== | ||
*He had a pet pig. | *He had a pet pig. | ||
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*He is [[Fat|obese]]. | *He is [[Fat|obese]]. | ||
*He has not thrown any bums in jail. | *He has not thrown any bums in jail. | ||
| − | *He has magical powers | + | *He has magical powers. |
| − | *He is the | + | *He is the best character on ''Fresh Prince''. |
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*He is evil. | *He is evil. | ||
| − | *He has a brother who's the father from Family Matters. | + | *He has a brother who's the father from [[Family Matters]]. |
*He acts as a father figure. | *He acts as a father figure. | ||
*He actually gave birth to Will, despite Will referring to him as his "uncle." | *He actually gave birth to Will, despite Will referring to him as his "uncle." | ||
| − | *He was invented by [[Robotnik]]. | + | *He was invented by [[Dr. Robotnik]]. |
| − | *He is a newcomer of Youtube Poop. | + | *He is a newcomer of [[Youtube Poop]]. |
| − | *He used to like James Brown | + | *He used to like James Brown. |
| − | *He got thrown out of his own house | + | *He got thrown out of his own house. |
| − | *He will calm down if you offer him a Kit-Kat Bar (Give me a break, Give me a break, break me off a [[The King of Hyrule|piece]] of that Kit-Kat Bar.) | + | *He will calm down if you offer him a Kit-Kat Bar. (Give me a break, Give me a break, break me off a [[The King of Hyrule|piece]] of that Kit-Kat Bar.) |
*He isn't Rick James [[you]] [[fuck]]ing bitch! | *He isn't Rick James [[you]] [[fuck]]ing bitch! | ||
| − | * | + | *He's obsessed with pillow-y mounds of [[Mashed Potatoes|mashed potatoes]], butter-drenched [[turkey]] [[sauce]], and tiny [[onion]]s with dressing of butter cream. |
| + | *He voiced [[Shredder]] on TMNT. | ||
| + | *He does not look like a white guy named Ward. | ||
| + | *He is from South Carolina. | ||
| + | *He's sorry that he screwed scientists once. | ||
| + | *He has copies of Playboy from 1964 in his bathroom. | ||
| + | *He spent about 8 weeks as a Monk in an undisclosed location. | ||
| + | *He's been jacking Thanksgiving pies since 1953. | ||
| + | *Tyler The Creator wants to change his name to Uncle Phil, because every girl he deals and fucks is always against her [[Will Smith|will]]. | ||
| + | ==Death== | ||
| + | On December 31, 2013, the actor who played Uncle Phil, James Avery, died from complications of open heart surgery, so Uncle Phil is now dead by connection. | ||
| + | [[Category:Southerners]] | ||
[[Category:Fat Characters]] | [[Category:Fat Characters]] | ||
| − | [[Category: | + | [[Category:Lawyers]] |
| − | [[Category:Characters | + | [[Category:Insane Characters]] |
| − | [[Category: | + | [[Category:Voice Actors]] |
| + | [[Category:Mentally Unstable]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Elderly Characters]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Dead]] | ||
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Phil couldn't support his children's lives, so he decided to join to the Chocolate Helicoptor's Army.
Uncle Phil (B. 1946, D. 2013) was Will Smith's uncle/father on Family Matters The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
Quotes[edit]
- "Pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes."
- "What the heck is this?!"
- "DO I LOOK LIKE A WHITE GUY NAMED WARD!?"
Important Information[edit]
- He had a pet pig.
- He once attempted to murder Will.
- He doesn't like Christmas lights.
- He once burned thousands of dollars.
- He wants some cake.
- He doesn't want Will to be on Oprah.
- He is obese.
- He has not thrown any bums in jail.
- He has magical powers.
- He is the best character on Fresh Prince.
- He is evil.
- He has a brother who's the father from Family Matters.
- He acts as a father figure.
- He actually gave birth to Will, despite Will referring to him as his "uncle."
- He was invented by Dr. Robotnik.
- He is a newcomer of Youtube Poop.
- He used to like James Brown.
- He got thrown out of his own house.
- He will calm down if you offer him a Kit-Kat Bar. (Give me a break, Give me a break, break me off a piece of that Kit-Kat Bar.)
- He isn't Rick James you fucking bitch!
- He's obsessed with pillow-y mounds of mashed potatoes, butter-drenched turkey sauce, and tiny onions with dressing of butter cream.
- He voiced Shredder on TMNT.
- He does not look like a white guy named Ward.
- He is from South Carolina.
- He's sorry that he screwed scientists once.
- He has copies of Playboy from 1964 in his bathroom.
- He spent about 8 weeks as a Monk in an undisclosed location.
- He's been jacking Thanksgiving pies since 1953.
- Tyler The Creator wants to change his name to Uncle Phil, because every girl he deals and fucks is always against her will.
Death[edit]
On December 31, 2013, the actor who played Uncle Phil, James Avery, died from complications of open heart surgery, so Uncle Phil is now dead by connection.
