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[[Image:James4.jpg|thumb|about a year ago (apparently)]]
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[[Image:James4.jpg|thumb|Thereisnospork, circa. 2006]]
  
 
==Introduction==
 
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*[[UncleChuckTH]]
 
*[[UncleChuckTH]]
 
*[[SesakaBlargh]]
 
*[[SesakaBlargh]]
* JimPaladin
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*[[Ruthie]]
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===Influences===
 
===Influences===
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*[[RabbitSnore]], obviously
 
*[[RabbitSnore]], obviously
 
*[[NS2]]
 
*[[NS2]]
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*[[UncleChuckTH]]
  
 
==Other Information==
 
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*Thereisnospork is a white male.
 
*Thereisnospork is a white male.
 
*Can do a wide range of impersonations and imitations.
 
*Can do a wide range of impersonations and imitations.
*Is a fan of ''The Matrix'' as well as ''Star Wars''.
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*Is a fan of ''The Matrix'' as well as ''Star Wars'' as well as ''Casino Royale'' as well as ''Sailor Moon'' as well as the ''Council of Trent''.
*Out of all of his poops, Thereisnospork's personal favorite is [http://youtubepoop.com/hes-on-a-collision-course/ HE'S ON A COLLISION COURSE].
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*Thereisnospork, however, is wary of ''The Rule of St. Benedict'', knowing full well that highly disciplined monks are nothing but trouble.  
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*Out of all of his poops, Thereisnospork's personal favorite is [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGCkaDyphKg V-E-S-P-E-R].
 
*YOUR NEW EMPIRE?
 
*YOUR NEW EMPIRE?
*Is the administrator of YouChewPoop
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*DISABLED PERSON MUST SOLVE
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*Is on a quest to drink an authentic Vesper martini.
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*Was a former administrator of [[YouChewPoop]].
 
*WORKS ON THE CLOSED SET OF THE HIT TELEVISION SERIES: "PIMP MY METAL GEAR".  HE WAS ON THE SET PERSONALLY AS THEY DE-MANTELED REX'S OLD RAIL GUN AND PUT IN 40,000 EXTRA CUP HOLDERS, AND ONCE THE OTHERS WERE ALL SLEEPING OFF THE VARIOUS INTOXICATIONS THEY TOOK IN DURING THE AFTER PARTY, THEREISNOSPORK303 SNUCK INTO REX AND USED THE NEWLY EDITED RADOME (DUBBED "BOOTAH-DOME") TO SCOPE OUT SOME FINE FEMALE ASSES, WHICH HE THEN PROCEEDED TO HIT ON BY BLING-BLINGING HIS SHIT ALL DOWN DA WHOLE BLOCK.
 
*WORKS ON THE CLOSED SET OF THE HIT TELEVISION SERIES: "PIMP MY METAL GEAR".  HE WAS ON THE SET PERSONALLY AS THEY DE-MANTELED REX'S OLD RAIL GUN AND PUT IN 40,000 EXTRA CUP HOLDERS, AND ONCE THE OTHERS WERE ALL SLEEPING OFF THE VARIOUS INTOXICATIONS THEY TOOK IN DURING THE AFTER PARTY, THEREISNOSPORK303 SNUCK INTO REX AND USED THE NEWLY EDITED RADOME (DUBBED "BOOTAH-DOME") TO SCOPE OUT SOME FINE FEMALE ASSES, WHICH HE THEN PROCEEDED TO HIT ON BY BLING-BLINGING HIS SHIT ALL DOWN DA WHOLE BLOCK.
*Also known to many as TINS he has a reputation for raping small children while yelling jo moma jokes.  None of them are found comedic by most members of society but occasionally he can receive laughs from family guy fans. This particular activity of his/hers is under scientific investigation by some of the greatest minds including but not limited too Hamlet, Hammurabi, Homer, Thomas Jefferson, Nikola Tesla, James Paliden, George Washington, Rev. Jeremiah A. Wright Jr., and Mr Bean.  This puzzles most of them but they are determined since if they unlock this secret it will solve the energy crisis.
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*Loves Laughing Octopus and Sailor Mercury.
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*Fears only the sweaty nostrils of Hugh Jackman
  
 
===Links===
 
===Links===

Latest revision as of 17:23, 22 February 2018

NicePooper.jpg This article is about a creator of YouTube Poop videos, known as a Youtube Pooper.
User.jpg  This article is about Thereisnospork303, a Chewiki Sysop and a User on this Wiki.
Adminicon.jpg  Thereisnospork303 is a former administrator for the YouChew forums.
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 This Pooper is Dormant and unclassified to be retired or on hiatus.


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Thereisnospork, circa. 2006

Introduction[edit]

Because spoon was taken.

History[edit]

There was a time when he was not.

First poop seen[edit]

Sonic and Knux: Tree vs. Poop

First poop made[edit]

The Adventures of Liquid and Luigi

Style[edit]

To beat the living shit out of the viewer, then ask him/her how it felt.

Preferred Sources[edit]

Preferred Methods[edit]

  • Ear Rape
  • Reversing
  • Juxtaposition
  • Layering
  • Visual Warping
  • Loops
  • Reversals
  • You Cut
  • Stutter Loop

Dislikes[edit]

  • CD-i overuse
  • Long periods of unpooped material in a poop
  • When a particular joke runs too long
  • Disney music
  • Jar Jar Binks
  • Count Dooku
  • Dickweeds

Reception[edit]

Criticism[edit]

  • Thereisnospork drew fire from famed and renowned YouTube user Wood2WouldNot for blowing out his speakers with ear rape. Thereisnospork currently doesn't give a damn.
  • He also drew fire from the1936 when he forgot to unban him after taking over administration of the forum. This resulted in a series of complaints on his Youtube channel, with cries for liberty from the1936 and quotes from Star Wars from Thereisnospork.

Achievements[edit]

  • His most viewed video is George W. Bush Declares War on Dr. Rabbit (which has since been removed).
  • He blew out someone's speakers.
  • Introduced RabbitSnore to Youtube Poop, thus unleashing a thousand plagues upon the world.

Associates[edit]

In Real Life[edit]

  • RabbitSnore - A friend since their days in bitchin' pigsty school.
  • Black_Puffin - Brother of the Rabbit

Online[edit]

Influences[edit]

Fans[edit]

Other Information[edit]

Trivia[edit]

  • Thereisnospork is a white male.
  • Can do a wide range of impersonations and imitations.
  • Is a fan of The Matrix as well as Star Wars as well as Casino Royale as well as Sailor Moon as well as the Council of Trent.
  • Thereisnospork, however, is wary of The Rule of St. Benedict, knowing full well that highly disciplined monks are nothing but trouble.
  • Out of all of his poops, Thereisnospork's personal favorite is V-E-S-P-E-R.
  • YOUR NEW EMPIRE?
  • DISABLED PERSON MUST SOLVE
  • Is on a quest to drink an authentic Vesper martini.
  • Was a former administrator of YouChewPoop.
  • WORKS ON THE CLOSED SET OF THE HIT TELEVISION SERIES: "PIMP MY METAL GEAR". HE WAS ON THE SET PERSONALLY AS THEY DE-MANTELED REX'S OLD RAIL GUN AND PUT IN 40,000 EXTRA CUP HOLDERS, AND ONCE THE OTHERS WERE ALL SLEEPING OFF THE VARIOUS INTOXICATIONS THEY TOOK IN DURING THE AFTER PARTY, THEREISNOSPORK303 SNUCK INTO REX AND USED THE NEWLY EDITED RADOME (DUBBED "BOOTAH-DOME") TO SCOPE OUT SOME FINE FEMALE ASSES, WHICH HE THEN PROCEEDED TO HIT ON BY BLING-BLINGING HIS SHIT ALL DOWN DA WHOLE BLOCK.
  • Loves Laughing Octopus and Sailor Mercury.
  • Fears only the sweaty nostrils of Hugh Jackman

Links[edit]

Other Links[edit]