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'''California''' is, like, a totally gnarly state in the bodacious [[United States of America]]! What, with cities like, like, San Francisco and Los Angeles, and cool places like [[Disney]]land and the movie-making capital Hollywood, all you dudes better boogie on down to the pop-culture capital of the world, Dude! | '''California''' is, like, a totally gnarly state in the bodacious [[United States of America]]! What, with cities like, like, San Francisco and Los Angeles, and cool places like [[Disney]]land and the movie-making capital Hollywood, all you dudes better boogie on down to the pop-culture capital of the world, Dude! | ||
| − | + | One of their former governors is [[Arnold Schwarzenegger]]. Excellent!! | |
==Dudes Who Live In California== | ==Dudes Who Live In California== | ||
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*[[Real Luigi|Magic...]] [[MAGIC JOHNSON]]!!! (But that was while he was with the L.A. Lakers.) | *[[Real Luigi|Magic...]] [[MAGIC JOHNSON]]!!! (But that was while he was with the L.A. Lakers.) | ||
*[[Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends|Craig]] [[The Powerpuff Girls|McCracken]] (Whittier) | *[[Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends|Craig]] [[The Powerpuff Girls|McCracken]] (Whittier) | ||
| + | *Ron Burgundy | ||
==Dudes Born In California== | ==Dudes Born In California== | ||
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==Other Information== | ==Other Information== | ||
| + | {{VidCaption|8pBi69gqVO0|Ron Burgundy's thoughts on San Diego.}} | ||
*That dude from ''[[Nintendo|The Wizard]]'', like, totally wants to go to "California", dude! | *That dude from ''[[Nintendo|The Wizard]]'', like, totally wants to go to "California", dude! | ||
*It's radically hot in California. | *It's radically hot in California. | ||
Revision as of 12:39, 31 January 2014
The seal of California. All it needs is a surfboard.
California is, like, a totally gnarly state in the bodacious United States of America! What, with cities like, like, San Francisco and Los Angeles, and cool places like Disneyland and the movie-making capital Hollywood, all you dudes better boogie on down to the pop-culture capital of the world, Dude!
One of their former governors is Arnold Schwarzenegger. Excellent!!
Dudes Who Live In California
- Sonic the Hedgehog (At least in Sonic Adventure 2, dude.)
- Orson Welles (Before he died, anyway. Dude...)
- Temeku
- Super Macho Man
- Travis Touchdown
- Tetsuo9999
- Magic... MAGIC JOHNSON!!! (But that was while he was with the L.A. Lakers.)
- Craig McCracken (Whittier)
- Ron Burgundy
Dudes Born In California
- Bruce Lee
- George Lucas
- Richard Nixon
- Tiger Woods
- Leonardo DiCaprio
Other Information
- That dude from The Wizard, like, totally wants to go to "California", dude!
- It's radically hot in California.
- The history of this attitude-ical state will be given in a future edition of Twilight.
- Prinny totally ripped them off, dood.
- Dude! That dude just duded our dudeboards a few dudes ago!
- Californians do not consistently prefer communication in the '80s-reminiscent "surfer manner" you outsiders pin on them.
- They sure do own a lot of sports teams around here, dude.
- We're also multiple champions here! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Whatever you do, don't live in Santa Destroy. It's not a cool place to live in, man.
- To the late and great George Carlin, fucking yourself would become "California style"...Duuude.
