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*"I expanded a bit." | *"I expanded a bit." | ||
*"Now eat it, swallow it and chew it down." | *"Now eat it, swallow it and chew it down." | ||
+ | *"GARY!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE GOING TO FINISH YOU DESSERT!!! AND YOU ARE GOING TO LIKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!" | ||
*"C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song. ''C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song!'' It'll help if [[you]] just sing along!" | *"C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song. ''C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song!'' It'll help if [[you]] just sing along!" | ||
*"He's right on top of me but I can't see him." | *"He's right on top of me but I can't see him." | ||
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*Also fails in Driving School regularly. | *Also fails in Driving School regularly. | ||
*His IQ is an imaginary number. | *His IQ is an imaginary number. | ||
− | *In the decade that he has worked at [[McDonalds|the Krusty Krab]], he has never had a [[promotion]]. Sad... isn't it? | + | *In the decade that he has worked at [[McDonalds|the Krusty Krab]], he has never had a legitmate [[promotion]]. Sad... isn't it? |
*Is married to Mermaid Man. | *Is married to Mermaid Man. | ||
*Reproduces by budding. | *Reproduces by budding. | ||
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*He is so weak that he once had to have someone else lift his drink off of his hand so he could move it. He can't even lift up a stick with two marshmallows attached to it (but can somehow drag Patrick's rock). | *He is so weak that he once had to have someone else lift his drink off of his hand so he could move it. He can't even lift up a stick with two marshmallows attached to it (but can somehow drag Patrick's rock). | ||
*Was once beaten up by [[Sandy Cheeks]] because he forgot her last name. | *Was once beaten up by [[Sandy Cheeks]] because he forgot her last name. | ||
+ | *He once KO'd a flounder named Flatts by not even attacking him. Flatts tried to kick his ass but passed out after his attacks did not harm Spongebob. | ||
+ | *His ass is owned by Sandy Cheeks. | ||
*One time, he fell in love and lusted over a Krabby Patty. Yes. | *One time, he fell in love and lusted over a Krabby Patty. Yes. | ||
**And ''then'', due to it being awful even for the Sponge's tolerance, he decided to eat its nasty ass. | **And ''then'', due to it being awful even for the Sponge's tolerance, he decided to eat its nasty ass. | ||
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*He can rip his pants on command. However, he overused this joke and lost his friends, which turned him emo. He was cured of his emoness by playing a guitar made of sand. | *He can rip his pants on command. However, he overused this joke and lost his friends, which turned him emo. He was cured of his emoness by playing a guitar made of sand. | ||
*He loves assaulting Gary's mind with subliminal messages. | *He loves assaulting Gary's mind with subliminal messages. | ||
+ | *He also stole a nudibranch named Puffy Fluffy, but its ran away after Gary fought it off, due to Puffy Fluffy's aggressiveness and Spongebob's neglegence. Spongebob still has not been charged for this for an unknown reason. | ||
[[Image:Handeaters.gif|frame|center|SpongeBob demands for [[you]] to add more things to his article so that he may finally finish his hand popcorn.]] | [[Image:Handeaters.gif|frame|center|SpongeBob demands for [[you]] to add more things to his article so that he may finally finish his hand popcorn.]] | ||
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Revision as of 16:17, 22 April 2013
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SpongeBob (B. 1979) is the main character of his self-titled cartoon show. He is a sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea. His pants are square!
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SpongeBob shows us the tragic side effects of Magic Drugs.
Life As A Hero
- He's gone on a quest to become The Overture, which he ended up succeeding. He eventually lost the title to Super Macho Man.
- He once saved Bikini Bottom by being a God at Guitar Hero.
Likes
- Patrick Star
- Mr. Krabs
- Squidward Tentacles
- Sandy
- Jellyfishing
- Blowing Bubbles
- The Krab of Krustiness
- Krabby Patties
- Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy
- Robin Hood
Quotes
- "It's big, scary, and pink!"
- "And you split your sofa in half, it'll be really easy to move now!"
- "I've been saving it in my pocket for us to share!"
- "I don't think you can be the mom, Patrick, because you never wear a shirt."
- "Stare at Patrick!"
- "There's no shower at work!"
- "See you're on top this time."
- "All alone with Mermaid Man's belt."
- "I'm a dirty boy!"
- "It popped..."
- "The sky had a baby from my cereal box!"
- "Well I see Mr. Krabs' zipper is undone!"
- "We've been speckledorfed!"
- "We've been Ganondorfed!"
- "It's normal sized and fully functional!"
- "Have you finished those errands? Have you finished those errands? Have you finished those errands?"
- "Look at me, Gary! I'm... NAKEEEDD!"
- "That didn't help at all!"
- "I expanded a bit."
- "Now eat it, swallow it and chew it down."
- "GARY!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE GOING TO FINISH YOU DESSERT!!! AND YOU ARE GOING TO LIKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!"
- "C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song. C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song! It'll help if you just sing along!"
- "He's right on top of me but I can't see him."
- "Gee Mr. Krabs you sure are sweaty."
Trivia
- Flunked out of high school, which is why he works at a fast food restaurant.
- Used to live on welfare before he got a job at the Krusty Krab.
- Also fails in Driving School regularly.
- His IQ is an imaginary number.
- In the decade that he has worked at the Krusty Krab, he has never had a legitmate promotion. Sad... isn't it?
- Is married to Mermaid Man.
- Reproduces by budding.
- Once made a sweater for Squidward made of his eyelashes. When that failed, he made another made of tears.
- He is so weak that he once had to have someone else lift his drink off of his hand so he could move it. He can't even lift up a stick with two marshmallows attached to it (but can somehow drag Patrick's rock).
- Was once beaten up by Sandy Cheeks because he forgot her last name.
- He once KO'd a flounder named Flatts by not even attacking him. Flatts tried to kick his ass but passed out after his attacks did not harm Spongebob.
- His ass is owned by Sandy Cheeks.
- One time, he fell in love and lusted over a Krabby Patty. Yes.
- And then, due to it being awful even for the Sponge's tolerance, he decided to eat its nasty ass.
- Is an owner of Mr. Krabs' soul because of a favor involving - you've guessed it - money! He's currently in dispute with Patchy the Pirate (a.k.a., the Devil) and Cindy Crawford for who has full custody over it.
- He can rip his pants on command. However, he overused this joke and lost his friends, which turned him emo. He was cured of his emoness by playing a guitar made of sand.
- He loves assaulting Gary's mind with subliminal messages.
- He also stole a nudibranch named Puffy Fluffy, but its ran away after Gary fought it off, due to Puffy Fluffy's aggressiveness and Spongebob's neglegence. Spongebob still has not been charged for this for an unknown reason.
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SpongeBob demands for you to add more things to his article so that he may finally finish his hand popcorn.