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Fat Lady
This article is filed under Characters.Fat lady who lives in Koridai. She is a total slutty whore, who despite being married, propositions anyone(usually Link )who enters her house. She occasionlly tries to kill those who reject her advances with her thunder kiss, although this rarely works. She also is a lesser known prostitute. In the Dr. Rabbit scandal, she can be seen fleeing the Coney Island Disco Palace. She is laying low in Ganon's lair, and is planning to rise back up, and finally fuck Link in the morning.
Cultural Heritage: German-Canadian
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Fat Lady You're not afraid of dragons, are you?
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Fat Lady Then get my necklace back from Gleeock, ok?
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Fat Lady Pretty please?
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Fat Lady How sweet. *Kiss*
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Fat Lady My husband gave me this, he's an abomanom now.
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Fat Lady Here, it's not much, but it can still carry water.
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Fat Lady My husband's gay now!
