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Cool Cat
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This article is filed under Characters.Cool Cat is a guy dressed up as a cat who was created by Derek Savage for an anti-bullying film titled "Cool Cat Saves the Kids", which is considered to be the best movie ever, even better than The Room, Foodfight, Batman and Robin, Kazaam, and The Garbage Pail Kids Movie, and I HIGHLY recommend you watch it. HE LOVES ALL KIDS.
Likes[edit]
- Kids
- Babies
- Daddy Derek
- To BOOGIE-WOOGIE!
- Masturbating (Or at least pretending to.)
Dislikes[edit]
- Bullying
- Bullies (Despite the fact that he "LOVES ALL KIDS!".)
- Butch the Bully
- Butch kicking sand in his face
- I Hate Everything (IHE)
Quotes[edit]
- "I'm Cool Cat, and I love all kids!"
- "I LOVE BABIES!"
- "EXQUISIT!"
- "Thanks! My hands are full!"
- "Now that is GROOO-VY!
Trivia[edit]
- Where is Cool Cat?
- THERE HE IS!
- Loves ALL kids.
- Also loves babies.
- Loves to BOOGIE-WOOGIE!
- Is presumably a furry considering he's a guy in a fucking CAT COSTUME!
- THAT KID KICKED SAND IN COOL CAT'S FACE!
