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This Key™
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This article is filed under Characters.This Key™ is a special key designed to make keyholes come toward your face and transport you back to your house, safe and sound. King Koopa's key named This Key was used to lock the Princess in a raping chamber.
Trivia
- Duke Onkled's This Key™ opens The Gate, but also opens his closet, which is full of gay-pornographic material.
- If Sora attaches This Key™ to his keyblade, his keyblade gains the abilities of This Key™.
- Members of Haruhi's brigade have a spin-off brand called Daisuki™, which can only be used when turning your head over 90 degrees.
- This Key™ no taste good.
- But wait, there's more! Call now and receive a bonus This Key™ for only $19.99!
