Mushrooms

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This article refers to either a food found in Youtube Poop, or an article related to food. Either way, it sure is delicious. MMMMMMMMMM, food!

Mushrooms are fungi that feed off of decomposed plants. You can often see them in grassy, wet areas with a lot of dead leaves. Eat only the mushrooms you find a stores, not in the wild, unless it is a morel. Some edible Mushrooms are used by Chefs for certain foods. In the United States, the commonwealth of Pennsylvania is the leading mushroom producer, with mushroom production centralized in Kennett Square.

In Mario's world, if Mario eats them, he becomes larger (not in that way, you Faggot!). Luigi also eats them.

Watch-out for poisonous mushrooms, though, as they can make you shrink. In the real world, they melt your liver and you die a slow painful death.

Mushrooms are also used as a makeshift drug in some cases.

A Mario world 'shroom. Red mushrooms make you grow in size (or gives speed boosts to your car), green give you an extra life, blue or black shrinks you, and gold gives you a lot of speed boosts for your car.

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Is this mushroom poisonous, or will it get you high? Taste it and find out (If you already tried it, congratulations, you are now either sick, dead, or dying, since this is a poisonous toadstool).

Liked By

• Mario
• Luigi
• Yoshi (Yoshi loves all foods, though)
• Chefs
• Some drug addicts

Disliked By

• Wario
• Waluigi

Badger, badger, badger,

Mushroom, MUSHROOM!

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There's a fungus among us.

There are fungi among us... and they want to kill you.