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Mushrooms are fungi that feed off of decomposed plants. You can often see them in grassy, wet areas with a lot of dead leaves. Eat only the mushrooms you find a stores, not in the wild, unless it is a morel. Some edible Mushrooms are used by Chefs for certain foods. In the United States, the commonwealth of Pennsylvania is the leading mushroom producer.

In Mario's world, if Mario eats them, he becomes larger (not in that way, you Faggot!). Luigi also eats them.

Watch-out for poisonous mushrooms, though, as they can make you shrink. In the real world, they melt your liver and you die a slow painful death.

Mushrooms are also used as a makeshift drug in some cases.

A Mario world 'shroom.
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Is this mushroom poisonous, or will it get you high? Taste it and find out (If you already tried it, congratulations, you are now either sick, dead, or dying, since this is a poisonous toadstool).

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