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Revision as of 22:49, 29 October 2009
This article is filed under Characters.Mario Mario is the fake version of Real Mario, just like how Luigi Mario is the fake version of Real Luigi. For some strange reason, he wants to have incestral sex with Luigi Mario, even though he's practically his dad as well as his brother. Who knew the Mario family was so fucked up?
Quotes
- "A long, long time ago, the Earth was ruled by dinosaurs."
- "They were big, so not a lot of people went around hassling them."
- "Then, a giant meteorite struck the Earth. Goodbye Dinosaurs!"
- "But what if the dinosaurs weren't all destroyed? What if the impact of that meteorite created a parallel dimension where the dinosaurs continue to thrive and evolve into intelligent, vicious, aggressive beings?!"
- "And hey.. what if they found a way back?!"
- "I believe it."
- "What is it?!"
- "Finally, Real Mario is dead. That means that I can finally take on the role as Real Mario once and for all! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Trivia
- He loves confusing police officers by saying that both his first and last names are Mario.
- He also doesn't like fat African bitches, especially for sexual pleasures.
- The Nostalgia Critic was once wondering if he was joking about his last name being Mario.
