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==Fight with the King== | ==Fight with the King== | ||
It seems that link fought with the king once, It all started when link was watching his tv where "Live and Learn" came on, as he was danceing to it the king said "MAI BOI" to him, But link did not listen to him, The king then destroyed the tv witha ki blast, This made link angry and made him use his Kaioken attack and tried to hit him, Only to be pushed aside, The king(in a [[Vegeta]]-type voice)said that was he was weak, Link then used his hidden move, The kamehameha out of his ass move, Which killed the king, He then cryed over his broken tv untill [[George Volcano|George the Volcano]] used his [[Volvic Revive]] to bring his tv back. The full fight can be seen here: (See bottom-right) {{vid|F9SmC3jsMvk}} | It seems that link fought with the king once, It all started when link was watching his tv where "Live and Learn" came on, as he was danceing to it the king said "MAI BOI" to him, But link did not listen to him, The king then destroyed the tv witha ki blast, This made link angry and made him use his Kaioken attack and tried to hit him, Only to be pushed aside, The king(in a [[Vegeta]]-type voice)said that was he was weak, Link then used his hidden move, The kamehameha out of his ass move, Which killed the king, He then cryed over his broken tv untill [[George Volcano|George the Volcano]] used his [[Volvic Revive]] to bring his tv back. The full fight can be seen here: (See bottom-right) {{vid|F9SmC3jsMvk}} | ||
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| + | Link is actually part Saiyan you know? | ||
| + | [[image:link_thesaiyan.gif]] | ||
==Memorable Quotes== | ==Memorable Quotes== | ||
Revision as of 20:58, 29 January 2008
This article is filed under Characters.
Link is the current standing Hero of Koridai.
General Information
Link is a civilian of Hyrule. He usually hangs out at the castle, hearing bouts about what all true warriors by the King himself. Link thinks many things are boring, and according to the Scripture of Utter Bullcrap, is the only person who can defeat Ganon. He also likes to eat octoroks, bomb dodongos, being curious, throwing up, and claiming that he won.
Cultural Heritage: Denmark
Sexual Orientation
It has been assumed Link is a homosexual, seeing has he has tried to sneak kisses with Gwonam at multiple times. However, this has been disproven as he has had sex with Zelda, Impa, and Lady Alma many times. Another rumor is that he is Bisexual.
Diet
Link also likes to eat. He has been known to have some cooking skill, but he almost burned down all of Hyrule after foolishly putting spaghetti in a toaster. He is also addicted to Volvic mineral water, and cakes (normally from the baker in Sakado, although the claimed "cakes" are actually loaves of bread. That two-timing S.O.B.). He has also been known to sneak sips of wine from the king's goblet. If he gets hungry enough, he will eat an Octorok.
Skills
Link is a master swordsman and great at burning George The Volcano and Hyrule. As mentioned above he has above average cooking skills and he is great at using/wielding magical weaponry.
Gay Link
The only split personality of Link. He enjoys going on sexual escapades with his butt buddie, Gwonam.
Fight with the King
It seems that link fought with the king once, It all started when link was watching his tv where "Live and Learn" came on, as he was danceing to it the king said "MAI BOI" to him, But link did not listen to him, The king then destroyed the tv witha ki blast, This made link angry and made him use his Kaioken attack and tried to hit him, Only to be pushed aside, The king(in a Vegeta-type voice)said that was he was weak, Link then used his hidden move, The kamehameha out of his ass move, Which killed the king, He then cryed over his broken tv untill George the Volcano used his Volvic Revive to bring his tv back. The full fight can be seen here: (See bottom-right)
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Trivia
Link is actually part Saiyan you know? File:Link thesaiyan.gif
Memorable Quotes
- I won!
- Geee! It sure is boring around here!
- Great! (several times)
- What are all those Heads?
- How about a kiss for luck?
- I guess i better get going!
- GET OVER HERE!
- Im so hungry, I could eat an octorok
- What the f*** is all that s***?!
- MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAT!
- I'll get my stuff!
- Excuse me, Princess!
- oh boy
- I can't wait to bomb the king!
- Stuff!
