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[[Image:Cultist.PNG|thumb|Typical appearance of a cultist.]] | [[Image:Cultist.PNG|thumb|Typical appearance of a cultist.]] | ||
[[image:Licence.PNG|thumb|Stolen from a victim standing in a No-Parking zone.]] | [[image:Licence.PNG|thumb|Stolen from a victim standing in a No-Parking zone.]] | ||
| − | + | Law For Kids is an [[evil]] cult that currently dictates Arizona. The cult violently restricts various things, and offenders will have their driver's licenses revoked. | |
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*Sitting on a bench during a crescent moon. | *Sitting on a bench during a crescent moon. | ||
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*They own nearly every driver's license in Arizona. | *They own nearly every driver's license in Arizona. | ||
*Their only weakness is eggs, which is very destructive to them. | *Their only weakness is eggs, which is very destructive to them. | ||
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*Want to destroy [[Texas]] for [[no]] apparent reason whatsoever. | *Want to destroy [[Texas]] for [[no]] apparent reason whatsoever. | ||
*That guy in the picture is NOT [[Jesus Christ|Charles Emerson Winchester III]]! | *That guy in the picture is NOT [[Jesus Christ|Charles Emerson Winchester III]]! | ||
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Law For Kids is an evil cult that currently dictates Arizona. The cult violently restricts various things, and offenders will have their driver's licenses revoked.
The cultists don't allow:
- Sitting on a bench during a crescent moon.
- Standing in a parking zone.
- Displaying any emotions.
- Spilling root beer in a sink.
- Wearing grey shirts.
- Stealing a CD, rather than pirating it.
- Driving a car whilst drinking any substance, especially beer.
- Possessing plastic bags filled with broccoli.
- People who don't drive. (They claim even they get in trouble.)
- Using excessive punctuation.
- Getting a black eye.
- Not mashing your pencil on paper.
- Driving through a green stoplight.
- Disabled People
- Fighting for self-defense.
- Drinking sapphire blue liquids.
Trivia
- Robotnik has been harassed by Law For Kids many times.
- It's rumored that this cult is lead by either Bill O'Reilly or Wario. This has yet to be confirmed. However, recent rumors have led it to be that neither one of them are the leaders of this group, but they are the vice presidents for the much greater enemy that the world has ever encountered. This greater power who controls this group is... Me!!!
- They own nearly every driver's license in Arizona.
- Their only weakness is eggs, which is very destructive to them.
- Want to destroy Texas for no apparent reason whatsoever.
- That guy in the picture is NOT Charles Emerson Winchester III!
- They occasionally burn crosses and wear hooded robes, like the Ku Klux Klan, only they do it for just regular city folk and new people who come to Arizona.
- Also, they want to beat up all illegal Mexicans who come to the magical land of Arizona.
