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Lady Alma is a non-canonical Zelda character from the notorious game ''[[Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon]]''. She owns a blue mirror and is constantly looking at herself in it, to the point where [[Zelda]] had to tell her to stop it and smashed the mirror, revealing that [[Link]] was held within. (Whoa. What happened there?) She once kissed Link, but afterward, thought he was a bore anyway. She is not used much in poops except for her part in the final cut scene.
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Lady Alma is a non-canonical Zelda character from the notorious game ''[[Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon]]''. She has made a few appearances throughout said game. She was captured by Wizzrobe because she refused to have [[Sex|sex]] with him, but was later freed by [[Zelda]]. She owns a blue mirror and is constantly looking at herself in it, to the point where [[Zelda]] had to tell her to stop it and smashed the mirror, revealing that [[Link]] was held within. (Whoa. What happened there?) She once kissed Link, but afterward, thought he was a bore anyway. She is not used much in poops except for her part in the final cut scene.
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==Trivia==
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[[Image:Gaga.jpg|thumb|right|Lady Alma should not be confused with the popular singer Lady Gaga, although they are both sluts.]]
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*She's a confirmed whore.
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*She's not afraid of [[you]].
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*For some reason, she wears a magician's robe.
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*The mirror she owns had Link trapped in it for much of ''Wand of Gamelon'', but she was unaware of this. At least we think.
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*It is likely that her name is taken directly from Donna Reed's character in ''From Here to Eternity''.
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*She also could have taken her name from the city of Alma in [[Bacon]] County, [[The South|Georgia]].
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==Quotes==
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{{poopquote|Lady Alma|I'm not afraid of [[you]]!}}
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{{poopquote|Lady Alma|[[Link]] told me about [[you]]!}}
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{{poopquote|Lady Alma|Sure! He gave me his canteen for a [[kiss]]!}}
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{{poopquote|Lady Alma|Here. It's empty anyway.}}
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{{poopquote|Lady Alma|Oh, he was a bore anyway.}}
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{{poopquote|Lady Alma|I'm not a whore.}}
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{{poopquote|Lady Alma|[[Shit]]!}}
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{{poopquote|Lady Alma|Oh, he was a bitch anyway.}}
 
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Latest revision as of 06:43, 6 July 2012

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Lady Alma, in her natural habitat.

Name: Lady Alma
Appears In: Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon
Sex: Female
Age: 45
Nationality: Swedish
Occupation(s): "Lady" of Sakado, Prostitute


Lady Alma is a non-canonical Zelda character from the notorious game Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon. She has made a few appearances throughout said game. She was captured by Wizzrobe because she refused to have sex with him, but was later freed by Zelda. She owns a blue mirror and is constantly looking at herself in it, to the point where Zelda had to tell her to stop it and smashed the mirror, revealing that Link was held within. (Whoa. What happened there?) She once kissed Link, but afterward, thought he was a bore anyway. She is not used much in poops except for her part in the final cut scene.

Trivia[edit]

Lady Alma should not be confused with the popular singer Lady Gaga, although they are both sluts.
  • She's a confirmed whore.
  • She's not afraid of you.
  • For some reason, she wears a magician's robe.
  • The mirror she owns had Link trapped in it for much of Wand of Gamelon, but she was unaware of this. At least we think.
  • It is likely that her name is taken directly from Donna Reed's character in From Here to Eternity.
  • She also could have taken her name from the city of Alma in Bacon County, Georgia.

Quotes[edit]

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Lady Alma

I'm not afraid of you!

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Lady Alma

Link told me about you!

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Lady Alma

Sure! He gave me his canteen for a kiss!

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Lady Alma

Here. It's empty anyway.

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Lady Alma

Oh, he was a bore anyway.

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Lady Alma

I'm not a whore.

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Lady Alma

Shit!

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Lady Alma

Oh, he was a bitch anyway.