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Judge Guy from Best Hedgehog

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And who are YOU supposed to be?

The judge is a Gorilla. Or a Mole. No one is ever really sure just what he is. However, he does know a lot of different people, and his favorite thing to say is "And who are YOU supposed to be?". He also specializes in marrying people. On one occasion, he even married Sonic the Hedgehog to Robotnik. The marriage did not fair to long after.

He asks EVERYONE who they are, even the obvious people... like Mama Luigi. FroggoFan64/Nintendomax made the first poop focused SPECIFICALLY on him.

Poops starring the Judge

Selected responses to "And who are you supposed to be?"

  • "Mama Luigi!"
  • "Planet Freedom!"
  • "I am Metal Robotnik."
  • "I'm an intensive Care Bear!"
  • "Elmo!"
  • "I'm a talking skull!"
  • "Fidel Castro!"
  • "Mr. X."
  • "I'm the Valentine Bandit!"
  • "The nefarious Professor Monkey-For-a-Head!"
  • "My name is Rosebud."
  • "Galgamort the Destroyer."
  • "DON KNOTTS?!?"
  • "Da Bears!"
  • "It is we who are your Fire Dogs!" ("Eh, but Ren, I'm a cat.") "Shut up, you fool!"
  • "Darkwiiiiing Yak."
  • "Calculatus Eliminatus."
  • "Utterly ridiculous!"
  • "The answer's up to you!"
  • "El Capitan!"
  • "I am Loud Kiddington, Loud Kiddington is me!"
  • "Charity Bazaar and Pepper Mills!"
  • "Cyborg Baby"
  • "The Mobius National Park"
  • "Pacha pacho pitipo. Pacho pacha pitipa. Piripipi rabada dida. *laughter* " (Chapi Chapo)
  • "Yin Yang YUCK *BURRRP*"