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|shows=Hotel Mario
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|shows=Pokemon
 
|sex=Male
 
|sex=Male
|age=27
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|occupation=Plumber
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|occupation=Waiting for you
|cast=[[Marc Graue]]
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|cast=[[Jack Taylor]]
 
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''"Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, Gay Luigi?"'' - Fat Mario.
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Gastly is a ghost pokemon who lives on Maidens Peak and turns into women.
 
 
'''Gay Luigi''' is one of the many alter-egos of the not-so known [[Luigi]], that accompanies [[Fat Mario]] in the epic game [[Hotel Mario]], to save the princess ''again'', and stop Bowser from his evil schemes, ''again''.
 
  
 
==Personality==
 
==Personality==
Gay Luigi is known to have some anxiety issues, but is usually relieved after eating [[lotsa spaghetti]]. He constantly argues with [[Mario]] about where things are, and at Mario's forgetfulness when it comes to illumination.
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Gastly is extremely in the closet. He enjoys turning into women and seducing men. He says
 
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it makes him feel "right".
'''This is the amount of spaghetti (in Kilograms) Gay Luigi has consumed while you sit here and read this stupid page.'''
 
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|[[Image:Counter5.gif]][[Image:Counter4.gif]][[Image:Counter3.gif]][[Image:Counter2.gif]] '''Kilograms'''
 
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==Hobbies & Careers==
 
==Hobbies & Careers==
Outside of paling around with Mario, Gay Luigi's favorite activity and pastime is pole dancing on beanstalks that originate from kicked boxes. However, he has always held a deep hatred of said boxes, furiously kicking them until something comes out.
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Gastly turns into women to "continue the old tradition", although we all know why he really does it. He also hangs out with his homies at an abandoned house.
 
 
He is one of the three rulers of Youtube Poop, ruling with [[Mama Luigi]] and [[Stone Luigi]]. When he has spare time, he also works as a State Alchemist, known to friend and enemy alike as the notorious Lotsa-Spaghetti Alchemist.  
 
 
 
He likes yaoi, but sticks up for other gays when they are called perverts.
 
 
 
==Gossip==
 
[[image:Galaxy.jpg‎|thumb|Can you find the hidden message?]]
 
[[image:Gayluigi.jpg|thumb|Gay Luigi?]]
 
It has been rumored that Gay Luigi is Mario's stepstool, but such claims have been disproven by Jack Thompson's good twin brother, Mack Thompson. There have also been numerous reports that Gay Luigi is a closet schizophrenic who claims to hear "creepy laughs" at certain times.
 
 
 
It is also rumored that Gay Luigi was once a strong candidate for a sidekick character in Super Mario Galaxy, but was later rejected by Mario and replaced with [[Game Luigi]]. Upon this sudden unemployment, Gay Luigi boycotted the game (failing miserably), but because he irked the workers at Nintendo so much, they left him a hidden message on the cover of Super Mario Galaxy, which can be found by reading only the seven letters in the title that are marked by small stars.
 
 
 
It is rumored that Gay Luigi's real brother ain't Fat Mario but in fact [[Garfield (Character)|Garfield]], as both have a fetish for Lotsa Spaghetti while Fat Mario loves toast.
 
  
 
==Legal Issues==
 
==Legal Issues==
In a certain cutscene, caught on tape by a nearby hotel's security camera, Gay Luigi was seen "persuading" a Koopa for a light, who later sued Gay Luigi for counts of molestation. However, the Koopa was later killed by Fat Mario's gigantic fan, and all charges pending for Gay Luigi were dropped.  
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Gastly has been know for 50 accounts of rape (once every 100 years), and 30 accounts of murder. He has not yet been convicted.
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[[Image:Tttttttttttttt.jpg|thumb|left|Gay luigi as seen in an unseen episode of Super mario Bros.]]
 
  
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==Trivia==
 
==Trivia==
*When utterly pissed off, he transforms into [[God Luigi]].
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*HE'S WAITING FOR YOU!!!
*Portrayed by "Rob" in [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcNriiII9zo Hotel Mario: The Movie]
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*He turns into your fears...
*Has his own music video (directed by [[Pongpong13]]), as shown on the right.
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*He is impossible to defeat. He once won against [[God Rabbit]] in a fight by turning into colgate. He then defeated [[God Luigi]] by turning into an unction-induced enclosed instruction book.
*Is along with [[Sonic]] and Jessie the only ones denying the legendary Poop quote, ''Where there's smoke, they pinch back'', while they think that, ''Where there's smoke, there's fire''.
 
*Is rumored to be bisexual instead of gay.
 
*Gay Luigi owns the word [[You]].
 
*His name comes from when Fat Mario actually was saying: Eh, Luigi, instead of: Gay Luigi. Due to it is mostly misheard by most (and sometimes sexual things), he got the name Gay Luigi. If all of this didn't happen, he could probably be named ''Thin Luigi''.
 
{{VidCaption|ADnzvo-XokU|Gay Mr. L?}}
 
*He tried to join The Village People, but they had enough fruit already.
 
*He is a certain [[quax94|Prime Minister]]'s sexual obsession.
 
*His favorite song to use for [[sex]] is "The [[Bad]] [[Sex|Touch]]" by [[Good|The Bloodhound Gang.]]
 
*He is an Atheist, choosing instead to believe in the ''flying spaghetti monster'' for obvious reasons.
 
  
 
==Memorable Quotes==
 
==Memorable Quotes==
[[Image:1245947684ytp-bout-4.gif|frame|left|Gay Luigi could also be found in [[Punch Out!!]], but only on impossible mode with a perfect record.]]
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"I'm waiting for you!!!"
*"I HOPE SHE MADE [[lotsa spaghetti|LOTSA SPAGHETTI]]!!"
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"I love men!"
*"OVA DERE!"
 
*"Looks are deceiving, when Koopas are involved!"
 
*"...Dere's fi-ya!"
 
*"And [[you|YOU]] gotta HELP us!"
 
*"Ya' bring a light?"
 
*"Well maybe a koopa well lend us his..."
 
*"...if we ''persuade'' him!"
 
*"SHE'S NOT [[cum|COMING]] DOWN!"
 
*"TH-TH-THAT'S that creepy [[Bowser|Bowsuh's]] laugh!"
 
*(Gets kissed by [[Princess Peach]]) "AAAHHH!!"
 
*"Fuck YOU and fuck spaghetti!"
 
*"Yeah, well, you're a [[Santa Mario|fat bitch]]."(His response to Mario after Mario insulting him for being gay.)
 
[[image:Ssbmluigi.jpg|thumb|right|Gayer Luigi?]]
 
*"I aspire that [[The Princess|her royal highness]] prepared a plentiful amount of authentic Italian noodles smothered in tomato paste and garnished with onions and balls of concentrated hamburger meat!"
 
*"I hope she made lotsa sweeeet nourishing [[shit|kibble]]!"
 
*"Revelations! A conviently placed gambling establishment."
 
*"I'm beginning to seriously ponder in great depth if rescuing her majesty is in either of our best interests anymore at this juncture."
 
*"[[Mario|My Brother!]] Always taking the term 'wanker' to a whole new level."
 
*"And '''[[You]]''' gotta go to hell!"
 
*"Salami!"
 
*"And [[I.M. Meen|You]] are a creepy [[cum]] dispenser!"
 
*"And '''[[You]]...'''"
 
*[[Yes|"I am gay! I can finally admit it!"]]
 
[[Image:Gay luigi (I don't dig this stuff..jpg|thumb|center|Gayest Luigi.]]
 
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[[Category:CD-i]]
 
[[category:Luigi]]
 
[[Category:Gay Characters]]
 
[[Category:Retarded Characters]]
 
[[Category:Video Game Characters]]
 
[[Category:YouTube Poop One-liners]]
 

Revision as of 14:37, 26 May 2010

CharNice.jpg This article is filed under Characters.

Name: Gastly
Appears In: Pokemon
Sex: Male
Age: 9001
Occupation(s): Waiting for you
Played By: Jack Taylor

Gastly is a ghost pokemon who lives on Maidens Peak and turns into women.

Personality

Gastly is extremely in the closet. He enjoys turning into women and seducing men. He says it makes him feel "right".

Hobbies & Careers

Gastly turns into women to "continue the old tradition", although we all know why he really does it. He also hangs out with his homies at an abandoned house.

Legal Issues

Gastly has been know for 50 accounts of rape (once every 100 years), and 30 accounts of murder. He has not yet been convicted.

Trivia

  • HE'S WAITING FOR YOU!!!
  • He turns into your fears...
  • He is impossible to defeat. He once won against God Rabbit in a fight by turning into colgate. He then defeated God Luigi by turning into an unction-induced enclosed instruction book.

Memorable Quotes

"I'm waiting for you!!!" "I love men!"