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Conrad Slater
This pooper is Retired. Respect your elders, sonny! 
This article is about Conrad Slater, the founder and the former Manager/Sysop/Editor of the Chewiki.
This article is a featured nominee, which means that you should go to its talk page and consider whether you like it enough in order for it to be featured or not.Name: ConradSlater
Real Name: Conrad Slater
Sex: Male
Country: United Kingdom
History
| DlRbt-DnuQA|250}} Conrad Slater's first Youtube Poop. |
First poop seen
The Dalek Emperor Toasts the Universe by Pikawil
After seeing that I wrote to him and then discover the name YouTube Poop. I did a Google search and found that an old online acquaintance Timdrage had made some himself and he and his friends had also written about them. After a little more searching I realised that there was a quite a few people making them yet no one had thought to open a website or even buy the domain name. Everyone I spoke to seemed to treat it like some overnight meme, yet the videos seemed to date back a couple of years. After attempting to make a poop myself my sense of inadequacy motivated me to instead chart the progress of this the genre and champion it online as art movement rather than a mere fad. These days the emphasis has moved to keeping the site alive and finding time to manage it all.
First poop made
You weren't there at the beginning (of YouTube Poop)
You weren't there at the beginning (of YouTube Poop) is, in the opinion of it's author a rather clumsy emulation of the poops he had seen at the time. Use of Hotel Mario is of course an important hallmark, which many don't grow out of but the use of Tom Baker from Doctor Who swearing doesn't fit at all. Interestingly though the Thames TV ident and other 80s TV artifacts is a very British habit in poop making indicting that pop culture nostalgia goes hand in hand with video montage in the UK.
Style
Preferred Sources
- Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3
- Power Rangers
- Doctor Who
- Volvic Adverts
- Cd-i Advert
- 80s Adverts and mini documentaries from Youtube.
Preferred Methods
- Stutter Loop plus
- Rape Rave
- Ear Rape
- Stare Down
- Virus
- Tennis
Dislikes
- Cd-i although I don't mind a bit of Hotel Mario.
- Noobs who think that because they've made 2 cd-i poops, that they own this site.
- Alphalove
- The Electric Cheese (Probably due to him calling Conrad a Nazi.)
Criticism
- Often relies upon meta jokes, referring to Youtube Poop within the poop itself.
- Surprising low viewer stats, which indicates not only his failings as a poop maker but also at self promotion.
- Often spends more than the recommended time making a poop. This has improved lately but the first few would take him several days to complete.
- Was also called a Nazi by The Electric Cheese.
Achievements
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- Known by some as the George Lucas of Poop, due to his fetish for ridiculously complex and needless special effects. This was most clearly demonstrated in / Battlefield Poop 90210].
- Has more recently spend consider time promoting the adoption of Poop Tennis as a method of solving creative block.
- Popularised the use of the vixy logo within the body of a poop.
- Also popularised the use of a picture-in-picture effect.
Associates
Online
Creative Influences
alphabetically
- 1upclock
- Glitchboyadvance
- gnomebob
- mrdrunkenfox
- nextg
- pimpsahoy
- Seconteen13
- Superyoshi (his more recent stuff)
- RetardedAnimeParodyX
- Toadomos
Tennis Matches
- Miss10
- Glitchboyadvance
- UncleChuck
- Gnomebob
- Cloggedone (aborted)
- BMATF
- RabbitSnore
- TheDarkRises
- Tentor521
Other Information
- Built this site and worked endlessly to make it bigger and better until April 2008 when 3 Americans took over and left accordingly
- Spent most of 2006 unemployed and therefore put most of his time working on this site
- Started a job in January 08 working in the television industry, apparently filming porno films...
- Nowadays, he rarely makes any videos. When he does upload a video (onto Youtube or his website), it most likely is something pointless.
- He returned to the forums on May 26th 2010, and there was much rejoicing.
- He is (Or should I say was?) the oldest YouTube Pooper around, being about 34 or 35 years old.
