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Patrick Stewart
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Patrick Stewart is a British actor, best known for playing Professor X in the X-Men movies and some guy named "Picard" in some obscure sci-fi show about people trekking through the stars.
His Confessions
Though Mr. Stewart was assumed to be straight by many, he has admitted that he is very sexually confused. Though he dislikes women, he has admitted that he loves men, but does not want to fuck them, although he masturbates every day. He also admitted that he sees no reason to have dick put in his butt.
Quotes
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- I've never fucked someone. I don't like to fuck females.
- I see no reason to have ass and twat in my life.
- On the other hand, I love males. Males have beautiful asses. And maybe I like fucking 140 beautiful males.
- But... I've never fucked someone. I don't like to fuck males. It's not that I'm resisting it, but...
- I love masturbation. I think it's sensational. It's fantastic!
- I-I... I have a... beautiful penis extension. 15 seconds. I ejaculate for fifteen seconds. In fifteen seconds... I'm finished.
- Absolute sexual sensation.
- Masturbation sensation.
- But, on the other hand, I see no reason to have dick put in my butt...
Trivia
- The Internet is an EXTENSION of his life.
- Is one of Magneto's enemies.
- He is very, very bald.
