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Name: Gastly
Appears In: Pokemon
Sex: Male
Age: 9001
Occupation(s): Waiting for you
Played By: Jack Taylor

Gastly is a ghost pokemon who lives on Maidens Peak and turns into women.

Personality

Gastly is extremely in the closet. He enjoys turning into women and seducing men. He says it makes him feel "right".

Hobbies & Careers

Gastly turns into women to "continue the old tradition", although we all know why he really does it. He also hangs out with his homies at an abandoned house.

Legal Issues

Gastly has been know for 50 accounts of rape (once every 100 years), and 30 accounts of murder. He has not yet been convicted.

Trivia

  • HE'S WAITING FOR YOU!!!
  • He turns into your fears...
  • He is impossible to defeat. He once won against God Rabbit in a fight by turning into colgate. He then defeated God Luigi by turning into an unction-induced enclosed instruction book.

Memorable Quotes

"I'm waiting for you!!!" "I love men!"