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Lady Alma
Lady Alma is a non-canonical Zelda character from the notorious game Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon. She once had a fateful encounter with Wizzrobe. She owns a blue mirror and is constantly looking at herself in it, to the point where Zelda had to tell her to stop it and smashed the mirror, revealing that Link was held within. (Whoa. What happened there?) She once kissed Link, but afterward, thought he was a bore anyway. She is not used much in poops except for her part in the final cut scene.
Trivia
- She's a confirmed whore.
- For some reason, she wears a magician's robe.
- The mirror she owns had Link trapped in it for much of Wand of Gamelon, but she was unaware of this. At least we think.
Quotes
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Lady Alma I'm not afraid of you!
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Lady Alma Sure! He gave me his canteen for a kiss!
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Lady Alma Here. It's empty anyway.
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Lady Alma Oh, he was a bore anyway.
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Lady Alma I'm not a whore.
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Lady Alma Oh, he was a bitch anyway.