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YouTube

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YouTube's official logo.
Youtube seems to always be under maintainance.



YouTube is the place where nearly all YouTube Poops are uploaded. It's also a place where almost anything from this website can be used for this special cause. Although it seems friendly, it has a darker side, which was created when Google bought Youtube, and became the bitch of companies like Viacom, Warner Music Group (WMG), and Colgate.

Recently, they have forced everyone to switch to the new Youtube 2.0 channel design. This has accumulated a shit-ton of criticism, since Youtube 2.0 sucks, yet Youtube 1.0 is good. Basically, Youtube 2.0 channels are rather crowded versions of the original channels. They're rather hard to customize and make them look unique. Anybody who can make their channel look good with this new design really deserves a reward.

What They Can Give You

Basically, space to upload your creative movies, in this case, YouTube Poop. Until a major company (like Colgate or Viacom) comes-around and claims copyright, and then deletes it. Others might merely mute the sound, ruining it entirely (like WMG). And a dozen AMV's, Redubs, and other shit like that, as well as free music. It also gives you an opportunity to become famous. One popular, yet jackassy, example of a famous guy is Chris Crocker. Another somewhat better example of fame on Youtube is a retard and a cash cow known as Fred.

An example of what some of the comments on Youtube are like.

What They (Can) Take Away From You

  • Your vids
  • Your account
  • Your time
  • Your account
  • Your account design (unless it is the gay Beta design)
  • Your Face
  • Your sanity
  • Your account
  • Your soul!
  • Your life
  • Did I forget to mention your account?
One time, YouTube got hacked by having a completely unrelated picture for their videos. I wonder who did it.
On a completely unrelated note, happy 5th anniversary, YouTube!

What They Can Ruin

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This is the normal results involved with YouTube's recent captioning thingy.
  • Your internet life.
  • Your (previously clean) criminal record.
  • They could probably put you in jail for copyright infringement, though it'd probably be really hard.

Here are the poor victims of YouTube's stupid ideas and rules.

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YouTube's new Automatic Captioning - So Bad It's Horrible, or So Bad It's Good?