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James Bond
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James Bond is a "00" agent that works for the British SIS/MI6. Throughout the years, he has stopped many evil madmen from either taking over or destroying the world.
He has also had sex with more women than most characters ever do in the Poop Dimension.
Likes
- Vodka martinis that have been shaken.
- Women
- The United Kingdom
- Creating clever puns involving the women he "dates".
- The game Goldeneye 007 for the Nintendo 64.
Dislikes
- Dr. No
- The rest of the villains in the series.
- Stirred vodka martinis
- His Walther PPK
Quotes
- "The name's Bond. James Bond."
Trivia
- He likes his vodka martinis shaken, not stirred.
- He primarily uses a Walther PPK.
- He has a cousin named James Bond Jr.
- He knows judo.
- He is also very intelligent, and sometimes understands his enemies' technologies even better than the villains themselves.
- He also constantly outsmarts them (like when he disguised himself as his wax figure to assassinate Francisco Scaramanga).
- Austin Powers is a stylized parody of him.
- The villains he has always love talking to James Bond about his death that would've been happening that they could've spent that time actually doing it.
- He takes such great pride for his Goldeneye 007 game on the Nintendo 64. In fact, he felt a grand sense of pride when Screwattack named it the best FPS game ever (then again, Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 wasn't out during that time, so yeah).
- The songs from his series are part of a Youtube Poop sub-fad of THIS VIDEO CONTAINS WIN. In this sub-fad, his songs are edited with "pingas" replacing several words (for example: "♫So live and let PINGAS♫" [see right], or "♫The man with the golden PINGAS♫").
