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Misty

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Misty when acting emo.
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When not happy.

Misty Misty is a feisty 11-12 year old girl from Cerulean City who has a fetish for water Pokemon and her own bike. She enjoys stalking Ash Ketchum because he stole and destroyed her bike (although rumor has it she is actually stalking him because she has a crush on him; this is supported by a song about her secret feelings for him that just happens to be titled "Misty's Song"). She is frightened by bug Pokemon or any insect in particular. She was also thought to have gotten AIDS from a her own Psyduck. The identity of her parents are unknown but it's been rumored that her father is George The Volcano. Misty was recently arrested for attempting to murder her Psyduck.

Likes

  • Bitching about her bike.
  • Stalking Ash
  • Punching, kicking, or slapping people.
  • French Things
  • Feeling Smart
  • Engrish Things
  • Binge-eating

Hates

  • George The Volcano
  • Bugs
  • All AIDS
  • Her Psyduck
  • Everything (When acting emo.)
  • Carrots
  • Peppers
  • Purple Hair
  • Being Molested
  • Acting like a real woman.

Trivia

  • According to her sisters, she's really a boy in a girl's body.
  • Also according to her sisters, she's a bitch.
  • Her sisters Daisy, Violet, and Lily are like, totally hot.
  • She's an expert in letter forging.
  • No one really likes her.
  • Was killed by Broly.
  • Participated in a swimsuit contest with her Pokemon, Ekans and Koffing (Team Rocket deny this fact).
  • She finds anything and everything to be 'cute'. Except for bugs. Eww.
  • Like 99.99% population of the world, she is a fan of Dethklok, it's known that at a one of their concerts she masturbated to Pickles' drums.
  • Will kill herself next year.
  • Jessie and James both have bigger breasts than her, which makes her cry.
  • Ash loves to look at her ass when she least expects it.

Quotes

  • Nigga stole my bike! (This happened when an African took her bike, three minutes ago)
  • This is totally embarrassing and degrading but we need the money! (while stripping)
  • (Anything that has to do with her bike)
  • STARYU I CHOOSE YOU
  • GO AWAY PSYDUCK
  • Forget about my bike, Ash Ketchum! I'm gonna follow till you don't pay me back! (Ash looks confused) Wait...
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