Orson Welles

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Orson Welles is a film actor, director and writer, most famous for being the writer and lead actor in Citizen Kane, which is considered the greatest film of all time for how revolutionary it was at the time. He's a genius and he has a fetish for lots of things.

Career

Orson Welles did a prank in the late 1930's via radio featuring alien attacks than made all of Hyrule commit suicide. After Kane, he went on appear in films like The Third Man (as villainous Harry Lime), Touch of Evil, and can even be found in Tim Burton's Ed Wood. His most recent advertising work was in a food commercial for frozen peas, which was shown on The Critic. His final film role before his death was as Unicron in The Transformers.

Likes

• Himself
• The attention Citizen Kane has received
• Rosebud Frozen Peas
• Brotto Bros. Wine
• Mrs. Pell's Fishsticks...
  • When they are raw.
  • When he is dead.
  • When they are raw and he is dead.
  • Actually, just them in general.
• Jay Sherman's daughter
• French fries
• A French fuck
• Peaness
• Death
• Hell
• Magic
• Making jugs appear or dissappear.
• Making magic jugs dissappear.
• Wedges & Mead
• Making some epic introductions to things.
• French fries stuck in his penis.

Dislikes

• People who mistake peaness for "penis".
• Emos
• Poisoned wine
• Jay Sherman
• The Living Will
• Normal wills written on paper.
• Transformers (Which he claims is about "big, evil toys that attack other toys".)

Appears In Poops By

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Quotes

• "Hello, I'm Orson Welles. What follows is a terrifying journey into the world of magic, mystery..."
• "Look, I don't need to do this. I've got a fish stick commercial in an hour! ...oh, what the hell, I need the money."
• "What follows is a terrifying journey into the world of probate, beneficiaries, and goblins!"
• "Rosebud..."
• "They're even better when you're dead."
• "What?"
• "Yes, Rosebud Frozen Peas. Full of country goodness and green peaness."
• "Wait, that's terrible. I quit!"
• "Oh, what luck! There's a French fry stuck in my beard!"
• "Oh, what luck. There's a French fry stuck in my penis!"
• "Cunts are even better when you're dead, but I've got a dead dick!!!"
• "You know what I did this morning? I played the voice of a toy. Some terrible robot toys from Japan that changed from one thing to another. The Japanese have funded a full-length animated cartoon about the doings of these toys, which is all bad outer-space stuff. I play a planet. I menace somebody called Something-or-other. Then I'm destroyed. My plan to destroy Whoever-it-is is thwarted and I tear myself apart on the screen."

Trivia

• The Amazing Atheist listed him as the third best movie voices of all time, right behind Clint Eastwood and a tie between Morgan Freeman and James Earl Jones.