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Tom & Jerry
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Tom and Jerry is a popular comedy duo from a cartoon that aired in the 1940's that still (sort of) airs as of today. Tom is a totally gay cat, who likes to eat Jerry. Jerry is a totally gay and cruel mouse that likes to mock Tom in very cruel ways. In fact, if Tom does eat Jerry, Tom would be even more gayer.
A Typical Episode
- 1. A totally non-stereotypical black woman shouts at Thomas for being so gay.
- 2. Tom eats Jerry
- 3. Jerry eats cheese
- 4. Tom yells.
- 5. Jerry runs.
- 6. Tom yells.
- 7. Jerry drops something on Tom.
- 8. Tom yells.
- 9. Jerry mocks Tom.
- 10. Some stupid motherfucker tries to break up their violence and make them have gay sex.
- 11. Jerry smacks Tom in the arse with a baseball bat for no reason, just to be cruel.
- 12. A totally non-stereotypical black woman shouts at Thomas for being so gay.
