SpongeBob SquarePants (character)

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Look how gay he looks.

SpongeBob is a retarded, (but not gay, contrary to popular belief) sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea. The only time Spongebob has ever been cool is in the video provided.

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Life As A Hero

• He's gone on a quest to become The Overture, which he ended up succeeding. He eventually lost the title to Super Macho Man.

Quotes

• "It's big, scary, and pink!"
• "I've been saving it in my pocket for us to share!"
• "I don't think you can be the mom, Patrick, because you never wear a shirt."
• "Stare at Patrick!"
• "There's no shower at work!"
• "In my pocket"
• "See you're on top this time"
• "All alone with Mermaid Man's belt"
• "I'm a dirty boy"
• "It popped"
• "Fair Labor? i did not find that on CHINESE Wikpedia!"
• "The sky had a baby from my Cereal box!"
• "Well I see Mr. Krabs' zipper is undone!"
• "We've been speckledorfed!"
• "We've been Ganondorfed!"
• "It's normal sized and fully functional"

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Spongebob is looking at Squidward's ass.