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America
America (in the usual sense) is a country in North America that is south of Canada and north of Mexico. It was officially founded on July 4, 1776 with the signing of the Declaration of Independence in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. In fact, the first president of the United States, George Washington, was the leader of the Continental Army in the Revolutionary War (which was against Great Britain). Dr. Rabbit takes his kids/sex slaves to America from Australia so that he can blow them up in a rocket. Fuck yeah.
The empress of America is Wendy O.
America is also what Bandit Keith is obsessed with.
Liked By
- Bandit Keith (loves American the most, in fact.)
- Americans
- Soldier
- Hop
- Captain America
- Revolutionary War-era Patriots
- Guile
- Charlie (Guile's friend)
- Terry Bogard
- Doc Louis
- Disco Kid (Though not as much as disco.)
- Super Macho Man (Though not as much as his fame.)
- Mr. Sandman (Mainly for the city of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.)
- Rocky Balboa
- Apollo Creed (About as much as Bandit Keith loves America, in fact.)
- Michael Bay (Unfortunately)
- John McCain
- Team America (FUCK YEAH!)
- George Washington
- Hulk Hogan
- Hank Hill
- Actually, all of our founding fathers.
Disliked By
- Europeans
- Loyalists
- The British Redcoats
- The Chinese
- A few of the Koreans.
- Rod Blagojevich
- Benedict Arnold
- Ivan Drago
- Michael Moore (Hates America the most.)
- Canadians
- Lil' Hitler
- Hitler
- Afganistan
- Iraq
- The Jonas Brothers
