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Mario Mario

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Name: Mario Mario
Appears In: The Super Mario Bros. Movie
Sex: Male
Age: 68 (No Joke!)
Occupation(s): Plumber/Dinosaur Exterminator
Played By: Bob Hoskins

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Mario Mario is the fake version of Real Mario, just like how Luigi Mario is the fake version of Real Luigi. For some strange reason, he wants to have incestral sex with Luigi Mario, even though he's practically his dad as well as his brother. Who knew the Mario family was so fucked up?

Quotes

  • "I believe it."
  • "What is it?!"
  • "Finally, Real Mario is dead. That means that I can finally take on the role as Real Mario once and for all! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Trivia

  • He loves confusing police officers by saying that both his first and last names are Mario.
  • He also doesn't like fat African bitches, especially for sexual pleasures.
  • The Nostalgia Critic was once wondering if he was joking about his last name being Mario.