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Masturbation
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Masturbation is the act of playing with one's sexual organs. For men, it only requires one's hand and one's penis. For women, a dildo is needed to masturbate, or they can use their fingers. Masturbation strictly excludes any partners, otherwise it becomes sex.
Places/Situations in which one would Masturbate
- In one's home bathroom.
- In one's own bedroom.
- While on one's computer, watching porn.
- At the drive-in.
- In the old man's Ford.
- Behind the bushes.
- In one's basement.
