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Ushrom

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Ushrom is the biggest enemy of Morshu, the shopkeeper of Koridai. He lives in Gamelon, and he makes a cameo apearance in Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon. He seems to be immortal.

Origns

Ushrom was born in 1850 to a family of bicycle sellers. Since they lived in a far-off country with a different culture and far less intelligence, Ushrom went to preschool at the age of 65. While there, he met Eugene Krabs, but he was only five back then. When he went to university at an old age, there, he met a student named Morshu.

The War

His war with Morshu stated when they had the same idea: a shop with Lamp Oil, Rope and Bombs. So they made two shops that were just conveniently across the street from each other, in order to see which shop got more customers. Sadly Morshu won the war, thanks to being nicer to small children and young women, but this didn't stop Ushrom. Ushrom set up a Pet/Artillery Shop, which sold swords, maps, Octoroks, Dodongos, Tektites, and creepy-looking masks. Too bad his only customers were Link, Gwonam and Ganondorf, but who cares. At least he got customers, nyeah.

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Nowadays

Greedy for money, Ushrom travels around the Poop Dimension searching for the One Piece great fortune surpassing Morshu's. Unfortunately, it's unlikely he'll ever succeed, considering that he's a pervert and he's not really popular in Youtube Poops. Too bad for him.