Inspector Gadget

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Inspector Gadget is a retarded cyborg who is a police inspector. He is known for being an ignoramus who never realizes he is hanging out with the very bad guy he is supposed to be watching out for. As a result, his niece Penny and his dog Brain are often the ones saving the day, which makes you wonder how he got the star billing. (Answer: Probably because Penny and Brain's Excellent Misadventures didn't sound anywhere as catchy as Inspector Gadget.) He also frequently causes his commanding officer, Chief Quimby, to get blown up by self-destructing messages.

Although he and his show are DiC Entertainment creations, Gadget has only recently started showing up in YouTube Poops. He took so long to show up that Mario, who is reportedly a big fan of his show, did a brief routine in which he performed as Gadget (along with King Harkinian as the Chief) during the wait. (This can be seen in "Remember the Speak to Hotties Hotline Back in Brooklyn?") As of now, Gadget has won a week's vacation at Wendy's hotel, gotten AIDS, and shaved his mustache.

Quotes

• "Go-Go Gadget [insert object here]!"
• "Chief! I've heard of getting into your work, but this is illegal. I've just won a week at Wendy's hotel. Why don't you come with me?"
• "That's the beauty of these modern lotteries, Penny - everyone gets a PRRRRRROMOTION!"
• "Ah, a punching bag! I used to be pretty good at these. 'Float like dinner, sting like Wendy's pennies', that was my motto! Or was it the bagel?"
• "Madam, when do we have sex?"
• "Should've warned you, madam, I have a pussy."

Trivia

• After having to play shitty video games, he decides to play stuff on his cell phone while driving 65 miles per hour in neighborhoods.